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| rdfs:comment | - Before you start reading this article, you need to ask yourself a few questions. First, do you really give a shit about the slate industry in Wales? Are you willing to waste minutes of your life learning about something that truly mundane? Seriously. This article is very long, very boring, and very much about the slate industry in Wales. So, before you waste any more of your time or mine, I advise that you leave right now. Just click "Main Page." You're still here. Goddammit... Okay, here we go. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
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| abstract | - Before you start reading this article, you need to ask yourself a few questions. First, do you really give a shit about the slate industry in Wales? Are you willing to waste minutes of your life learning about something that truly mundane? Seriously. This article is very long, very boring, and very much about the slate industry in Wales. So, before you waste any more of your time or mine, I advise that you leave right now. Just click "Main Page." You're still here. Goddammit... Okay, here we go. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. The slate industry in Wales originated in Roman times, when the Romans decided that they were tired of just publicly flogging Welsh people and decided to instead have them dig huge rocks out of the ground. The industry grew slowly... for only about 1,300 years. For over a millennium, almost nothing happened involving the slate industry in Wales. Welsh people occasionally dug some slate out of the ground, but it was really more of a hobby. So time passed... and time passed... and time passed. Let's review what happened while the slate industry in Wales hardly advanced.
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