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| rdfs:comment | - Michael Barrymore is a British television entertainer who stopped being cool after someone died suspiciously at a party he was running. Barrimore has done a bit on the radio and the television and on stage since then.
- Barrymore was brought up by a single father who owned a bitumen factory. His father, Gusguquain Barrymore, an Irish potato famine denier, often worked long hours and rarely saw his son; indeed when young Michael was only 7 years old, he found an aptitude for the talent which would, later in life, lead to a great many television offers and also indirectly to him penetrating a heroin-filled future murder victim's anus. Gusguquain was horrified when, early one morning, he opened the factory doors to find Michael had eaten no less than seven tons of bitumen, and during a freak stock market crash which temporarily left bitumen more valuable than Queen's Eggs. Barrymore vomited the bitumen into roads for model villages on a TV talent show, and thus the star was born. Barrymore also inherited his
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| abstract | - Michael Barrymore is a British television entertainer who stopped being cool after someone died suspiciously at a party he was running. Barrimore has done a bit on the radio and the television and on stage since then.
- Barrymore was brought up by a single father who owned a bitumen factory. His father, Gusguquain Barrymore, an Irish potato famine denier, often worked long hours and rarely saw his son; indeed when young Michael was only 7 years old, he found an aptitude for the talent which would, later in life, lead to a great many television offers and also indirectly to him penetrating a heroin-filled future murder victim's anus. Gusguquain was horrified when, early one morning, he opened the factory doors to find Michael had eaten no less than seven tons of bitumen, and during a freak stock market crash which temporarily left bitumen more valuable than Queen's Eggs. Barrymore vomited the bitumen into roads for model villages on a TV talent show, and thus the star was born. Barrymore also inherited his father's denial of the Irish Potato Famine.
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