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| rdfs:comment | - Jesus 1.5a (codenamed Rais-'er,Walk-'er(and), Optimus Christ) is Macrohard's new Beta version of 'the Christ'. A vast improvement over Jesus1.0d who had only the basic ten commandments and cerebral functions written into his body.
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| abstract | - Jesus 1.5a (codenamed Rais-'er,Walk-'er(and), Optimus Christ) is Macrohard's new Beta version of 'the Christ'. A vast improvement over Jesus1.0d who had only the basic ten commandments and cerebral functions written into his body. Jesus 1.5a is being created under the direction of Pat Robertson B.C. for use in his highly anticipated, upcoming cult called "CHRISTIANITY!". As every watcher of Roman-PseudoScientifictheemporerroxwhogivesafuck Television Networks knows. This new cult will be used as a social engineering tool to gain control over future generations of people when applied in conjunction with the Bible. A prototype 'half-finished' book of 'laws and the truth' that will make it easy to control the populace and git rich'.
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