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| rdfs:comment | - Midget Tossing was invented im Tiverton, England, during the year 1207 A.D. It was considered a legend at a time, but it wasn't a legend. It's true! It was invented by an English knight named William Tosser. This man came up with the idea when the English were in long-term conflicts with the French, and therefore William Tosser decided to come up with a theory that involved tossing French midgets. He began using this idea when he sneaked into a French Embassy one night, and he saw a midget. That midget's name was none other than...Kim Jong' Il.... Nobody honestly knew that Kim Jong' Il was a midget, until the past. It clearly doesn't make sense, but Kim Jong' Il was a midget at the time because he was still a little boy. But even though Kim was just a little boy, William Tosser decided to
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| abstract | - Midget Tossing was invented im Tiverton, England, during the year 1207 A.D. It was considered a legend at a time, but it wasn't a legend. It's true! It was invented by an English knight named William Tosser. This man came up with the idea when the English were in long-term conflicts with the French, and therefore William Tosser decided to come up with a theory that involved tossing French midgets. He began using this idea when he sneaked into a French Embassy one night, and he saw a midget. That midget's name was none other than...Kim Jong' Il.... Nobody honestly knew that Kim Jong' Il was a midget, until the past. It clearly doesn't make sense, but Kim Jong' Il was a midget at the time because he was still a little boy. But even though Kim was just a little boy, William Tosser decided to pick him up anyway and tossed Yao out the window of the embassy. But somehow, the French word "Embassy" in English is known as "Castle". William Tosser was also a hero and douchebag.
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