| abstract | - "Never!" the Sweep retorts, "You will pay for your crimes, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" ================================== Reports =================================== Message: 9/55 Posted Author Michael Bay's Decepticonz Sat Jul 11 Kup ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (From the AP:) MICHAEL BAY RELEASES HIS WORST MOVIE EVER The Department of Defense and Surgeon General have both issued warnings to all American citizens to avoid watching the latest Decepticonz movie on Youtube. The movie was directed and written by Michael Bay, and is estimated to have required the budget of one billion dollars, provided it had been made by humans. It is not known if the Decepticons experienced more or fewer difficulties in financing the film. US officials have warned against watching the film after numerous reports in the United States--and even all over the world--of mass riots, epileptic seizures, blindness, and a phenomenon known as "instant retardation," in which the victim's intelligence is instantly reduced to the level of a Down Syndrome sufferer. "It really is that bad," says Surgeon General Fred Kazlasky. "If you watch this movie, you do so at your peril." The few movie critics that were able to force themselves to watch all or part of the movie have said Decepticonz the Movie by Michael Bay is *objectively* the worst movie of all time, not just subjectively. As for Michael Bay himself, it is rumored that despite being kidnapped by the real Decepticons, he willingly made this new movie. ==============================================================================
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