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| rdfs:comment | - When one thinks of a balloon animal (scientifically known as Animalus Blownupicus), one is immediately brought to the thought of a happy place, one where there is a festival and maybe a clown. They think about a time when they were younger, and entranced by the color of these air-filled wonders. Perhaps they were brought back to the days of cotton candy-eating and winning goldfish at a carnival game to take home and flush down the toilet. What people don't think about, though, is a long history of balloon animal evolution, as they have flourished alongside beings since the dawn of time. The balloon animal's love of reproduction and adaptability has allowed them to survive even the harshest events the globe has sent them.
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| Description | - in MP3 format. Read by some hack that didn't bother to rehearse.
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| abstract | - When one thinks of a balloon animal (scientifically known as Animalus Blownupicus), one is immediately brought to the thought of a happy place, one where there is a festival and maybe a clown. They think about a time when they were younger, and entranced by the color of these air-filled wonders. Perhaps they were brought back to the days of cotton candy-eating and winning goldfish at a carnival game to take home and flush down the toilet. What people don't think about, though, is a long history of balloon animal evolution, as they have flourished alongside beings since the dawn of time. The balloon animal's love of reproduction and adaptability has allowed them to survive even the harshest events the globe has sent them.
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