| abstract | - > COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND You proceed to writesimple yet elegant wordsregarding this work. "Look, a webcomic!What does this [S] thingy mean-"Your mind has been blown.-SMARTALIENQT Four kids play a game.Moments later, they find outthe game's playing them.-Joseph Staleknight Twelve alien kids,playing a game of high stakes;Welcome to Hivebent.-Joseph Staleknight Four children, one game.That sounds simple enough, right?Not simple for long.-King Zila The Sims meets EarthboundThat's how Andrew explained it.Better Than It Sounds.-Replis Monathin One Troll has gone sane,Trying to kill all the rest.Run from the HONKing.-JK Roo Go on, get some sleepLet us be tangle buddies!Never sleep again.- Palhinuk Disc One had five acts.Disc Two will have two acts more!...If we can find it.-Joseph Staleknight Hey bro, new update!Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!...It's been scratched, sadly...-User:Wikkit First it was just JohnThen the zodiac appearedTry to save your life-User:Calamity Jane Once dead, now aliveBorn from green miles destructionArisen Anew Four friends and a gameIt will be so much fun guysThen we start dying By Potato4 Twelve trolls and twelve signsIt seems so obvious nowTrolls: our zodiac By Rosemarie This is really dumbAndrew why you gotta mockus so much. it hurts.-Katana With future haikuPlease don't use any spoiler tagsit's a new standard-Katana Regarding HomestuckYou can be sure of one thing:All puns are plot points-Qualtagh An omniscient DocWho mocks us with his white textgets creamed by Hussie Like really no jokeBeats up the narratorStop trolling us man -Potato 4 End of the Act's here.Time to sit back, relax, and--DID THE SITE JUST CRASH?!-User:Joseph Staleknight Okay, much better.Mirror's stable, now to watch--Oh holy shit what.-User:Joseph Staleknight All that ever wasAnd all that ever will beDrifts into the Sun. Brand new universe.Guardians switch out with kids-Guess what happens next. -Nanakiro Puns, plot points, madness.What the hell is going on.Quirky kids and trolls.Go forth, unnamed child,and fulfill your destiny.Everyone's confused.Will the journey endin victory or defeat?Only Andrew knows.(Except, not really;he just pulls it out his ass.Goddammit, Andrew.)-Ambey - Ambey What is this nonsensePraises surely oversung... HOLY FUCKING SHIT- Andreus Four-thirteen, six-twelve,Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;Numbers everywhere!- User:Joseph Staleknight E%quisite Mind Screw,Time Travel, weird plot, and buckets.So glubbing awesome. - Lokie "It was me and Jake,And we wrestled tenderly"Cool story, Brobot.- salixbabe We are all obsessed.First we crashed Andrew's website.Then down came Newgrounds.- Pyro Forge
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