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| rdfs:label | - Diego Maradona
- Diego Maradona
- Diego Maradona
- Diego Maradona
- Diego Maradona
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- Diego Armando "Lady" Madonna Maradona born (Diego Maricona December 11, 1911) to mataco indian parents immigrants from Chaco, is a well known football impersonator and drug peddler from Argentina. His exploits include selling drugs to famous footballers at Barcelona, Napoli {where he worked for the Cosa Nostra) and Boca Juniors. He was once impersonated whilst doing an impersonation by the greatest footballer of all time, Robert Cornthwaite. He is the inventor of the game Handball. Maradona was married to ugly fake blonde Claudia Villafañe whith whom has 2 daughters, who are supposed to have undergone sex change surgeries at some moment of their childhood. He is God almighty and is the only man alive known to have survived a round-house kick from Chuck Norris
- Campeón con la Selección de fútbol en México 86, y subcampeón en Italia 90. Categoría:Argentinos Categoría:Deporte
- Diego Armando Maradona (born 30 October 1960) was an extremely talented footballer, appalling cheat, drug fiend and reprobate. He is most famous for winning the 1986 World Cup for Argentina with a mixture of superb skill and blatant, horrific cheating. Against England in the quarter-finals, he ‘scored’ a goal punching the ball into the net, in clear contravention of Rule 9b which states: "Obviously, you can’t handle the ball, that should go without saying; what kind of a cunt would try and pull something like that?"
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| clubs | - Napoli
- Barcelona
- Boca Juniors
- Argentinos Juniors
- Newell's Old Boys
- Sevilla
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| youthclubs | - Argentinos Juniors
- Estrella Roja
- Los Cebollitas
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| Years | - 1976
- 1981
- 1982
- 1984
- 1992
- 1993
- 1995
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| Fullname | - Diego Armando Maradona Franco
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| managerclubs | - Argentina
- Racing Club
- Al Wasl
- Mandiyú de Corrientes
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| 成就 | - * 1986年世界盃冠軍
* 1979年世青盃冠軍
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- Diego Armando "Lady" Madonna Maradona born (Diego Maricona December 11, 1911) to mataco indian parents immigrants from Chaco, is a well known football impersonator and drug peddler from Argentina. His exploits include selling drugs to famous footballers at Barcelona, Napoli {where he worked for the Cosa Nostra) and Boca Juniors. He was once impersonated whilst doing an impersonation by the greatest footballer of all time, Robert Cornthwaite. He is the inventor of the game Handball. Maradona was married to ugly fake blonde Claudia Villafañe whith whom has 2 daughters, who are supposed to have undergone sex change surgeries at some moment of their childhood. He is God almighty and is the only man alive known to have survived a round-house kick from Chuck Norris
- Diego Armando Maradona (born 30 October 1960) was an extremely talented footballer, appalling cheat, drug fiend and reprobate. He is most famous for winning the 1986 World Cup for Argentina with a mixture of superb skill and blatant, horrific cheating. Against England in the quarter-finals, he ‘scored’ a goal punching the ball into the net, in clear contravention of Rule 9b which states: "Obviously, you can’t handle the ball, that should go without saying; what kind of a cunt would try and pull something like that?" Later in the match, Maradona added a breathtaking and legal second goal, beating nineteen England defenders including both Gary Stevens and Terry Butcher eight times. In grudging recognition, commentator Barry Davies said: ‘well, you have to say that is magnificent. There is no… debate about that goal’.
- Campeón con la Selección de fútbol en México 86, y subcampeón en Italia 90. Categoría:Argentinos Categoría:Deporte
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