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  • Helsinki, Finland
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  • Helsinki was a city in Finland. It was for ages controlled by Estonia and then sold for a bottle of Milk and divided between Sweden, Norway, New Zealand, Russia and the tiny Tuvalu. There were no human inhabitants in Helsinki. The city was founded in 1292. Helsinki disappeared mystically in 2003. It came back after a sex change and under a new name HellSinKinky. Today Helsinki is just a big pile of garbage near another pile of garbage called Porvoo.
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  • Helsinki was a city in Finland. It was for ages controlled by Estonia and then sold for a bottle of Milk and divided between Sweden, Norway, New Zealand, Russia and the tiny Tuvalu. There were no human inhabitants in Helsinki. The city was founded in 1292. Helsinki disappeared mystically in 2003. It came back after a sex change and under a new name HellSinKinky. Today Helsinki is just a big pile of garbage near another pile of garbage called Porvoo.