| HistoryText | - Hewligan was haunted all his life by strange visions of gigantic stone faces, which resulted in his being confined to a lunatic asylum. There, due to a pair of defective plastic NHS scissors, he ended up with a bizarre haircut which somewhat improbably exactly duplicated the sigil which would cause the Zonal Frequency Modulators who protect the structural integrity of the multiverse to fall asleep, leading to the gradual collapse of reality. Hewligan found himself on a quest to put matters right, alongside the mysterious Scarlet O'Gasmeter, with whom he found love.
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