| rdfs:comment | - Cretaceous Park is a dinosaur-themed park in the episode "Days Of Future Future". It's where dinosaurs, having been brought back to life, are put on display to the public and trained to perform in a stadium. Bart and Nelson work here. It's likely this park exists in the present time. It is a parody of Jurassic Park. == Dinosaurs and other reptiles==. * Ankylosaurus
* Iguanodon
* Pteranodon
* Triceratops
* Tyrannosaurus
* Utahraptor
- The musical revolved around Bob and his difficult transformation from young Triceratops to a slightly larger, hairier and sex-crazed Triceratops, otherwise known as puberty. Along the way Bob meets Stacey, a beautiful Stegasaurus with the biggest set of spine plates and horniest tail Bob has ever seen. He's head-over-heels in love, but as it turns out, Bob will have to contend with flaccid competition from the local bully and general badass, Timothy the T-rex. In the inevitable no-holds-barred fight to the death, sparked by an ill-advised jibe at Timothy's inadequate upper limbs, Bob is nearly killed but is saved at the last minute by the timely arrival of Chuck Norris (who had yet to be born so Oscar Wilde stepped in like the grotesquely lovely chap that he is).
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| abstract | - The musical revolved around Bob and his difficult transformation from young Triceratops to a slightly larger, hairier and sex-crazed Triceratops, otherwise known as puberty. Along the way Bob meets Stacey, a beautiful Stegasaurus with the biggest set of spine plates and horniest tail Bob has ever seen. He's head-over-heels in love, but as it turns out, Bob will have to contend with flaccid competition from the local bully and general badass, Timothy the T-rex. In the inevitable no-holds-barred fight to the death, sparked by an ill-advised jibe at Timothy's inadequate upper limbs, Bob is nearly killed but is saved at the last minute by the timely arrival of Chuck Norris (who had yet to be born so Oscar Wilde stepped in like the grotesquely lovely chap that he is). We then follow Bob's first sexual encounter, growing obsession with instant messaging, marriage to Stacey, experimentation with mind-blowing narcotics, fatherhood, foray into stand-up comedy, discovery of the Internet, invention of the fireplace, misplacing of the Internet, war with Hawaii, divorce with Stacey, getting the all-time highscore on Space Invaders, making up with Stacey again but just for sex this time, highly publicised murder trial, finding of a £20 note once, struggle with a shoe polish addiction, rediscovery of the Internet (hiding under Poland), a journey to the final of American Idol, mellowing in his old age and finally his death at the hands of one gigantic, pissed off, fast moving, earth-fucking lump of rock, reportedly sent by a bored George Carlin, otherwise known as God.
- Cretaceous Park is a dinosaur-themed park in the episode "Days Of Future Future". It's where dinosaurs, having been brought back to life, are put on display to the public and trained to perform in a stadium. Bart and Nelson work here. It's likely this park exists in the present time. It is a parody of Jurassic Park. == Dinosaurs and other reptiles==. * Ankylosaurus
* Iguanodon
* Pteranodon
* Triceratops
* Tyrannosaurus
* Utahraptor
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