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  • Marmite is a common sauce used on stuff like Geeken. It is Pure Evil. It is not to be confused with Marmites. It tastes incredibly horrible outside the Trolliverse, but inside it it tastes like sugar dipped in caramel. People who eat the sauce will become more evil, due to the Pure Evilness of Marmite. It can also be used as a weapon against other dimensions, since others may fall over and throw up just from the smell of it.
  • Marmite is John Cochrane's pet cat. Marmite is featured in most of the Rufus` Daily Treat videos. In the videos, Marmite usually tries to claw Panda apart to get treats, and succeeds by getting a big pile of them.
  • Marmite is known for its notable advertising slogan, "I hate Marmite". This was intended to increase sales in the BDSM community. Unfortunately several prominent masochists found themselves not enjoying not enjoying the product, and successfully sued Marmite's manufacturers for misleading advertising. It should not be confused with the similar products Natex (made from refined rubber) or Vecon (famous in the 1950s after appearing in an episode of the soap opera Dan Dare). It should also not be confused with refined tar, although refined tar has a sweeter taste and less pungent aroma.
  • Marmite (pronounced /ˈmɑrmaɪt/) is the name given to two similar food spreads: a British version (original and first) produced in the United Kingdom and later South Africa, and a version produced in New Zealand. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans. The distinctive product was originally British (1902), but a version with a different flavour has been manufactured in New Zealand since 1919, and this is the dominant version in New Zealand, Australia and the Pacific Islands.
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  • Marmite
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  • Marmite after his surgery being cute and sad.
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  • Marmite (pronounced /ˈmɑrmaɪt/) is the name given to two similar food spreads: a British version (original and first) produced in the United Kingdom and later South Africa, and a version produced in New Zealand. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans. The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury with umami qualities, somewhat comparable to soy sauce. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company's marketing slogan: "Love it or hate it." It is similar to the Australian Vegemite and Swiss Cenovis. The distinctive product was originally British (1902), but a version with a different flavour has been manufactured in New Zealand since 1919, and this is the dominant version in New Zealand, Australia and the Pacific Islands.
  • Marmite is a common sauce used on stuff like Geeken. It is Pure Evil. It is not to be confused with Marmites. It tastes incredibly horrible outside the Trolliverse, but inside it it tastes like sugar dipped in caramel. People who eat the sauce will become more evil, due to the Pure Evilness of Marmite. It can also be used as a weapon against other dimensions, since others may fall over and throw up just from the smell of it.
  • Marmite is John Cochrane's pet cat. Marmite is featured in most of the Rufus` Daily Treat videos. In the videos, Marmite usually tries to claw Panda apart to get treats, and succeeds by getting a big pile of them.
  • Marmite is known for its notable advertising slogan, "I hate Marmite". This was intended to increase sales in the BDSM community. Unfortunately several prominent masochists found themselves not enjoying not enjoying the product, and successfully sued Marmite's manufacturers for misleading advertising. It should not be confused with the similar products Natex (made from refined rubber) or Vecon (famous in the 1950s after appearing in an episode of the soap opera Dan Dare). It should also not be confused with refined tar, although refined tar has a sweeter taste and less pungent aroma. Few people know that Marmite is mined from underground wells and these are currently in operation in Harrogate in England (see below), northern Uzbekistan, Nigeria, Tanzania, Tennessee and Ecuador.