| abstract | - The name Hasselfrog comes from the common proverb "Hasselfrog bog", referring to vandalism. Hasselfrog's parents were Christina and Bobby Hasselfrog. Christina was of a Norwegian heritage, while Bobby was of the Froggian race. Froggia is a tiny city in Sydney, which has the unique Froggian species of human. This refers to the fact that all the Froggians had been ugly and green-coloured, as if they were suffering gangrene. Thankfully, this was just a human race. Due to the two races combining, Hasselfrog's face had become unique - a combination of Norwegian shininess and Froggian ugliness - the perfect human (with the exception of the ugliness). After creating such a child, Hasselfrog's parents split up, leaving Hasselfrog on the ground, until he had been found by a group of human people, claiming that he is the weirdest thing ever, and took him to the baby hospital, yet the racial combination had not been cured. For educational purpose, Hasselfrog was sent to regular schools. To hide his horrendous deformation, he had worn a bag of potato chips on his head during his entire youth. The bag was commonly full, for eating purposes. In age 15, David Hasselfrog had a heart attack, concerning the sugar that the full bag of chips had been inserting into him. Luckily, David survived the attack.
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