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| rdfs:label | - American University in Bulgaria
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| rdfs:comment | - Another University in Bulgaria (commonly referred to as AUBG) is, as its name suggests is just another university in Bulgaria. AUBG is a somewhat private, somewhat selective, Stalinist USSR-style educational institution, located precisely in the middle of nowhere. Namely - in Blagoevgrad, Bulgaria. Blagoevgrad is a truly academic town, with its five houses, "Bai Ivan's" grocery store, and an old circus.
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| abstract | - Another University in Bulgaria (commonly referred to as AUBG) is, as its name suggests is just another university in Bulgaria. AUBG is a somewhat private, somewhat selective, Stalinist USSR-style educational institution, located precisely in the middle of nowhere. Namely - in Blagoevgrad, Bulgaria. Blagoevgrad is a truly academic town, with its five houses, "Bai Ivan's" grocery store, and an old circus. The city is famous for the legion of zombies roaming around Skaptoparapara Federal Prison every Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights and early mornings. There is a popular student rumor that the dead rose when the university campus was built upon their graves. This is false; in fact, the dead awoke at 3 a.m. on a schoolday morning when students drunkenly and mistakenly played an "Azis" album backwards. The zombies, remnants of old haidushki families, recently created The Depriving Students of Their Unnecessary Belongings Army (DSoTUBA).
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