abstract | - Furbies or simply Furby, are, first and foremost, evil things that ever devour children's souls. Furbies are some of the evil Pedobear's minions (they formerly belonged to the Teletubbies) that he uses to rule the world. They can eat people. Furby is also one of Kirby's disguises. They are alien creatures led by Satan, Pedobear, Dr. Phil (who hypnotizes little children into thinking they like a furby with in depth talks about noththing that no one listens to or understands he also uses the reflection of his giant ugly fat head), Oprah Winfrey, Timmy Turner, Tourettes Guy and his good friend, Al Gore who disguise themselves as cute toys for unsuspecting children. The only way to kill a Furby is to microwave it. Furbys come from the planet Zoltron, on the outer edges of the milky way galaxy. In the 1960's, the U.S. government sent a space team to Zoltron to collect Furbies for use in government reconnaissance. Most historians now believe this was, like the amnesty bill, a result of faulty intelligence and a really stupid idea.
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