| rdfs:comment | - The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation was a company that made robots in the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation designed and produced synthetic personalities to order, but they turned out to be the "By-products of Designer People - amalgams of characteristics which simply could not co-exist in naturally occurring life forms". Some of these were dangerous as they did not alarm people to their dangerousness. The starship Billion Year Bunker contained three of these in the hold, on their way to being blasted out of the universe - but one had escaped to Earth, "the man babbling gently about a shining city on a hill" (Ronald Reagan).
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, supplied by their Marketing Department. They are not, however, known for the quality of their products. The Hitchhiker's Travel Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes." "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
- Some executives of Sirius Cybernetics ended up in hospital along with many of the lawyers involved in drafting the 2255 Treaty of Armens. (TNG: "The Ensigns of Command" , okudagram) In 2364, Dent Arthur Dent, an employee of the corporation, sent an order to the starship USS Heart of Gold. The order was reviewed by Lieutenant Commander Data at the end of that year as part of an investigation into a suspected conspiracy among the highest members of Starfleet Command. (TNG: "Conspiracy" , okudagram)
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation produces many notable products popular throughout the universe. They include, but are not limited to:
* Windows RG
* Towels
* The Nokia tune
* Revolving doors
* Slusho
* Tepperman Radio Commercials
* Blu Ray
* Red Ray
* Commodore 64
* Douglas Adams
* Marvin the tap-dancing horse
* Marvin (original)
* Foghorn Leghorn
* Evil Bill Gates
* The Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser
* A drink that tastes not entirely unlike tea
* Ronald Reagan
* The Space Shuttle
* Cloverfield
* Quaduple H
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| abstract | - Some executives of Sirius Cybernetics ended up in hospital along with many of the lawyers involved in drafting the 2255 Treaty of Armens. (TNG: "The Ensigns of Command" , okudagram) In 2364, Dent Arthur Dent, an employee of the corporation, sent an order to the starship USS Heart of Gold. The order was reviewed by Lieutenant Commander Data at the end of that year as part of an investigation into a suspected conspiracy among the highest members of Starfleet Command. (TNG: "Conspiracy" , okudagram) Several Sirius employees signed a certificate naming Ira Graves as "humanoid of the year" in gratitude for his contributions to the Proxima Centauri Interplanetary Bowling League (and also their marching band). (TNG: "The Schizoid Man" , set artwork) Sirius Cybernetics had an office at location 02-643 on Starbase Deep Space 9, as listed on a Promenade directory map. (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, set artwork) Sirius Cybernetics Corporation was an in-joke reference to the popular science fiction novel The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation was a company that made robots in the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation designed and produced synthetic personalities to order, but they turned out to be the "By-products of Designer People - amalgams of characteristics which simply could not co-exist in naturally occurring life forms". Some of these were dangerous as they did not alarm people to their dangerousness. The starship Billion Year Bunker contained three of these in the hold, on their way to being blasted out of the universe - but one had escaped to Earth, "the man babbling gently about a shining city on a hill" (Ronald Reagan).
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation produces many notable products popular throughout the universe. They include, but are not limited to:
* Windows RG
* Towels
* The Nokia tune
* Revolving doors
* Slusho
* Tepperman Radio Commercials
* Blu Ray
* Red Ray
* Commodore 64
* Douglas Adams
* Marvin the tap-dancing horse
* Marvin (original)
* Foghorn Leghorn
* Evil Bill Gates
* The Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser
* A drink that tastes not entirely unlike tea
* Ronald Reagan
* The Space Shuttle
* Cloverfield
* Quaduple H In addition, the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation has not been responsible for:
* Windows Vista
* The number 42, though SCC does hold the rights for the number 54.
* Planets (they were unable to compete with the Magratheans and ended up pulling out of the business)
* Energon Cubes
* Terminator Robots
* Sea Nectar
* Zebra
* Hitler Clones
* Kryton
* Talking Toaster
* V2 rockets
* Uggs
* Tony Abbott
- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, supplied by their Marketing Department. They are not, however, known for the quality of their products. Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors, to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide. The company motto is; "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesized drinks to the company of a robot, or 'Your plastic pal who's fun to be with' as it is described by the aforementioned Marketing Department. It should be noted that many who do not Enjoy, then go on to fail to Share, unless this includes sharing strongly-worded opinions toward their complaints department. The Hitchhiker's Travel Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes." Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which conveniently fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came." Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole.
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