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  • You Are An Idiot
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  • You need to really come to term with the fact that you are an idiot. This may be a painful process, but it is vital if you intend to ever be able to live with yourself as a mentally deficient entity. First, say to yourself three times - "I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot." (NOTICE: Clicking your heels together may help, though it might not.) Once you have driven this fact into your terminally thick skull, you'll have to prepare yourself for the agonizing pain that will follow moments after you fully come to terms with - whoops, too late.
  • You Are An Idiot is a flash video that consisted of the text in the font Times New Roman (the exclamation point is small enough that it is barely visible without zooming in): you are an idiot! ☺ ☺ ☺ The screen also flashes black and white while the font color alternates from white and black, causing some users to gain seizures. A song that sings "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" is also heard from the flash video, annoying the user. You would think it wouldn't do harm.
Length
  • 100000
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Super Jump
  • Unknown
Animated
  • Yes
DownloadLink
dbkwik:malware/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate
dbkwik:mugen/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate
Date
  • 2002
Origin
  • USA
Platform
  • *Microsoft Windows *MacOS *Linux
Name
  • You Are An Idiot
Type
  • Trojan
Caption
  • The You Are An Idiot threat attacking a user on Whistler Server.
PL
  • *HTML *JavaScript
filetype
  • *HTML webpage *JScript
Music
  • Yes
AKA
  • *NoBrain
Resolution
  • Low
Family
  • NoBrain
Creator
  • Unknown
  • Andrew Regner
  • ComputerVirusWatch
fsize
  • 42.100000
abstract
  • You need to really come to term with the fact that you are an idiot. This may be a painful process, but it is vital if you intend to ever be able to live with yourself as a mentally deficient entity. First, say to yourself three times - "I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot." (NOTICE: Clicking your heels together may help, though it might not.) Once you have driven this fact into your terminally thick skull, you'll have to prepare yourself for the agonizing pain that will follow moments after you fully come to terms with - whoops, too late. Once you've picked yourself up from the floor and turned the computer back on (next time, keep your limbs from flailing at the power button), you'll need to take some deep breaths. Asphyxiation may seem like a good idea at this point but then, so did that, and look where that got your parents! It may help if you count your breathes, like this - "One... (breathe in) Two... (breath out) Five... (breathe in) Umm... Mom? What comes after five?" and so forth. This will help you in recuperation of your body, as well as teach you about the number six.
  • You Are An Idiot is a flash video that consisted of the text in the font Times New Roman (the exclamation point is small enough that it is barely visible without zooming in): you are an idiot! ☺ ☺ ☺ The screen also flashes black and white while the font color alternates from white and black, causing some users to gain seizures. A song that sings "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" is also heard from the flash video, annoying the user. You would think it wouldn't do harm. The flash video was originally found in YouDontKnowWhoIAm.org (which since has turned into a pornography portal). The video was then moved to YouAreAnIdiot.org.