| abstract | - Sciencology was founded by Colress, who needless to say is quite a nerd. After getting an instant erection over a scientific breakthrough, he decided to teach others to be as appreciative to the studies of the world as he is. It started with just a small following (which looked a lot more like a school book club) with Colress, Xerosic, and Charon. Charon suggested making up a god for to which all the other bookworms would give money that they would keep, but Colress was offended be the greedy scientist's blasphemy and kicked him out.
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