| rdfs:comment | - There are particular members of society who, since childhood, dreamed of making fantastical and grandiose contributions to society. Instead of idolising Paris Hilton and dreaming about what it would be like to grow up and live the high life, wear designer clothing, be rich beyond imagination, goto the hottest parties, look gor-juss and mingle with A-listers (without demonstrating either talent, hard work, intelligence, or contributing to humanity in any discernible way), chances are that the good sort of children made life plans that hinged upon receiving inordinate praise from others for superior displays of intellect. These children usually had hyper-ambitious parents who harboured similar desires for their children, but unfortunately were bereft of anything remotely resembling a CLUE. M
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| abstract | - There are particular members of society who, since childhood, dreamed of making fantastical and grandiose contributions to society. Instead of idolising Paris Hilton and dreaming about what it would be like to grow up and live the high life, wear designer clothing, be rich beyond imagination, goto the hottest parties, look gor-juss and mingle with A-listers (without demonstrating either talent, hard work, intelligence, or contributing to humanity in any discernible way), chances are that the good sort of children made life plans that hinged upon receiving inordinate praise from others for superior displays of intellect. These children usually had hyper-ambitious parents who harboured similar desires for their children, but unfortunately were bereft of anything remotely resembling a CLUE. Mummy always wanted to go to university but wasn't able to because her daddy was an alcoholic and her mummy was borderline, so she had to leave school when she was 15 and work work work and give her daddy all of her money which he then pissed up the wall. Mummy couldnt go back to university because she got knocked up with you, but you're female, and you kinda look like her, so you must be the miniature version of her and the vessel through which she can live out her pathetic half-buried dreams so yes you will go to university! You will do Arts like she wanted to because she loved history and english and did i ever tell you that you are going to go to uni and then on to postgrad study and maybe you will get a scholarship to oxford and then i will see you get your degree and think that i deserve the degree too and no then i will not feel so pathetic and then i can abandon the dream of going to uni so yes you WILL go to uni you DONT have a choice because youre BETTER than everyone else and you have to AIM HIGH and no arts isntgoodenoughonitsownyoushoulddoLAWbecausethenIcansaymydaughterisaLAWYERandboywontthatfeelgood!
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