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| rdfs:comment | - Colgate University provides a relatively inexpensive, public school education. It used to be segregated by sex, with the men attending Colgate, and the women going to Palmolive, but now it is just Colgate-Palmolive. Its main curriculum focuses on SUV's and J-Crew. Gym class has been replaced by hands-on sex education. Teaching the various fundamentals such as giving oral, ass to mouth, and double penetration.
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| abstract | - Colgate University provides a relatively inexpensive, public school education. It used to be segregated by sex, with the men attending Colgate, and the women going to Palmolive, but now it is just Colgate-Palmolive. Its main curriculum focuses on SUV's and J-Crew. Gym class has been replaced by hands-on sex education. Teaching the various fundamentals such as giving oral, ass to mouth, and double penetration. Recently, Colgate has initiated a program to phase out overweight students by 2012. The main proponent of this program, Dean of Admissions Gary "G" Ross, has implemented a regimen including 40 hill climbs per day. Colgate has jumped to the number one drinking school in the world after a jewish homosexual young drunk male enrolled. He is known to chug 40s at all hours of the day and often has trouble passing through doorways because he believes there is a chair in the way. While in high school he once attended a jewish kid's party and while the jews house got completely fucked up he was passed out on the stairs booting his brains out.
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