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  • Cat Juggling
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  • Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean. The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.
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  • Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean. The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.