| abstract | - Ralph pooped in the pool! It definitely was not cool! The lifeguard blew his whistle and said "Everybody out of the pool! Feces in the water!" Everybody got out, except for Ralph! The lifeguard went up to Ralph! Ralph was laughing! The lifeguard said "Did you poop in the pool?" Ralph said "Yes!" The lifeguard said "It ain't cool to poop in the pool on the last day of school!" The lifeguard took Ralph to see the principal! The principal said "It ain't cool to poop in the pool on the last day of school! You broke the golden rule!" The principal then called the janitor! The principal said "Get the scoop! Scoop the poop! Throw it in the lake because the kid made a mistake!" The janitor scooped the poop and threw it into the lake! The poop then went from the lake into the stream and then into a creek and then into the river and then into the ocean and then it went into New York Harbor! The poop grew to 100 times its size and a million times its smell! The poop passed by Lady Liberty and she said "Oh my! Oh dear!" and she fainted! She landed on the poop and the poop exploded! The tidal wave created by her fall carried the poop into Lower Manhattan! Lower Manhattan got flooded! 900 people died! The President got a word of this and he was very angry! He called a squadron of F-14 fighters to bomb Ralph's house! The F-14s took off and headed toward Ralph's house! The F-14s reached Ralph's house and fired a couple of missiles into Ralph's house! Ralph's house was destroyed! Ralph and his father were dead! All of Ralph's stuff, including his drum set, were turned into charred, burnt, gurgling glop!
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