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The Kintiser

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The Kintiser himself was supposedly born in the mid twentieth century aboard the QE2 which was on its maiden voyage to Tasmania along with 15,000 Australian troops. He was then brought up by Sir Richard Branson in a space station in high orbit. It gave him an earth conquering complex. In 2000 he began to make his ideals felt on Earth.

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The Kintiser himself was supposedly born in the mid twentieth century aboard the QE2 which was on its maiden voyage to Tasmania along with 15,000 Australian troops. He was then brought up by Sir Richard Branson in a space station in high orbit. It gave him an earth conquering complex. In 2000 he began to make his ideals felt on Earth. Having failed in his attempts to bring down the IT world at midnight the Kintiser then gave a bunch of chickens the flu the set them loose in China. This caused a world panic for the next ten years. He then planted the idea that terrorists lived in caves in Afghanistan. For the next 5 years at least the ground in that country was pounded. It was during this pounding that the Kintiser assisted in leading the city of Adelaide to its death.