"Unaffiliated"@en . . "Tier: As a normal human 10-b, but as a director 8-B Name: Michael Bay Origin: A massive explosion Gender: EXPLOSION Age: 51 Classification: Action Film Director, Ruiner of pyrotechnics budget Powers and Abilities: Explosion Creation ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (note: does not mean well placed.) Attack Potency: Could level both a blockbuster movie budget and a average-sized village Speed: Can rewrite a movie script faster than you can say, \"Is an explosion really appropriate then?\" Lifting Strength: about 12.5 pounds, which is the average weight of 10 C4's Striking Strength: Can punch a massive hole in a movie's plot and level Durability: He still somehow has a directorial job. Stamina: Depends on either how long a movie takes to film, or how much explosives he can buy with only going $1,000,000 dollars over budget. Range: His movies are shown on every continent. Standard Equipment: a C4 detonator. Intelligence: His IQ is somehow C4 Weaknesses: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Notable Losses: Romantic Comedies Notable Victories: unknown"@en . "\"Imaginationland\""@en . "Michael Benjamin Bay est n\u00E9 le 17 f\u00E9vrier 1965 d'un p\u00E8re vivant et d'une m\u00E8re enceinte. D\u00E8s sa plus tendre enfance, il est attir\u00E9 par tout ce qui explose, aussi est-il tout heureux de subir sa premi\u00E8re pouss\u00E9e d'acn\u00E9 (ses amis moins...). A 14 ans, alors qu'il s'amuse avec des p\u00E9tards, il en met un dans la chaudi\u00E8re \u00E0 gaz de ses parents, heureusement partis chez Wall Mart acheter du b\u0153uf, du poulet, 3 haricots, une plaquette de beurre, 15 pots de beurre de cacahu\u00E8te, un magazine de fitness et une douzaine d'hu\u00EEtres. On a jamais retrouv\u00E9 la maison. Ni le chat. Ni le frigo d'ailleurs. Par contre, on a retrouv\u00E9 le petit Michael s'\u00E9criant \"Badaboom\" de toutes ses forces. Sa passion du cin\u00E9ma engag\u00E9 vient de l\u00E0."@fr . "Michael Bay (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of the DreamWorks Transformers live-action movie franchise. He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as Bad Boys, The Rock, Transformers and Armageddon"@en . . . . "2"^^ . . . "Blonde"@en . "Dunno"@en . . . "Director"@en . "Michael Benjamin Bay is an American film director and producer. His films are known for their fast paced action sequences and ultra-kinetic cinematography."@en . "N/A"@en . . "1984"^^ . . . "Michael Bay"@en . . "Michael Bay (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of the DreamWorks Transformers live-action movie franchise. He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as Bad Boys, The Rock, Transformers and Armageddon"@en . . . "?"@en . "thumb|Michael BayMichael Bay eigentlich Michael Benjamin Bay ist ein US-amerikanischer Regisseur und Produzent. Er wurde am 17. Februar 1965 geboren. Er ist Regisseur von Transformers (2007), Transformers - Die Rache, Transformers \u2013 Dark of the Moon und Transformers: Dark of the Moon."@de . . "?"@en . . . . "When Roger as Francine's agent tries to get an extra to perform a sexual act for him, she accuses him of sexual harassment in \"White Rice\". Using Michael Bay's Guidelines to Sexual Harassment. Roger claims it isn't harassment if he fails to get an erection."@en . "When Roger as Francine's agent tries to get an extra to perform a sexual act for him, she accuses him of sexual harassment in \"White Rice\". Using Michael Bay's Guidelines to Sexual Harassment. Roger claims it isn't harassment if he fails to get an erection."@en . "Michael Bay (Real Name: Michael Sidney Rodimus Antonio Jackson Castle Bay) is an American film director who makes stuff blow up real good. Not since Andy Sidaris has the world seen a filmmaker of such high prestige and immeasurable talent (Noted physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking has said that such talent may be capable of being measured if they ever find a microscope that small. Oddly, this is exactly what Bay's gym teacher said when refering to Bay's manhood...)."@en . . . "Director"@en . . . "1965-02-17"^^ . . "Active"@en . "--02-17"^^ . "Michael Bay"@fr . "Michael Bay (born February 17, 1965) is an American film director and producer. He is best known for directing high-budget action-adventure films characterized for their fast edits and substantial use of practical effects. Bay's first feature film, Bad Boys (1995), became a success as did his follow-up films, The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998)."@en . "?"@en . "1987"^^ . "Blue"@en . . . . . . . . . . "Michael Bay (Real Name: Michael Sidney Rodimus Antonio Jackson Castle Bay) is an American film director who makes stuff blow up real good. Not since Andy Sidaris has the world seen a filmmaker of such high prestige and immeasurable talent (Noted physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking has said that such talent may be capable of being measured if they ever find a microscope that small. Oddly, this is exactly what Bay's gym teacher said when refering to Bay's manhood...)."@en . . . "Miami Vice Character"@en . "Michael Bay"@de . "Hollywood"@en . . . . "Director/Dictator"@en . . . . "Micheal bay in his pure evilness."@en . . . "1965-02-17"^^ . "thumb|Michael BayMichael Bay eigentlich Michael Benjamin Bay ist ein US-amerikanischer Regisseur und Produzent. Er wurde am 17. Februar 1965 geboren. Er ist Regisseur von Transformers (2007), Transformers - Die Rache, Transformers \u2013 Dark of the Moon und Transformers: Dark of the Moon."@de . . . "Seeing hot women while explosions are happening ."@en . . . . . . . . . "200"^^ . "1965"^^ . "Michael Bay (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of Dreamworks' Transformers live-action movie. He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as Bad Boys, The Rock, and Armageddon. At times, other people involved with Bay's films have claimed to be Bay himself. It is not known if they are attempting to protect him from the Romans or not. He demands that things be AWESOME. And explode. Because explosions are awesome."@en . "Michael Benjamin Bay (Binomial Nomenclature: Awesomus Maximus) (born February 17, 1965) is an American film director and producer. Bay is best known for making large-budget awesome films, such as Transformers, Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II and the upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."@en . . "10000000"^^ . . . . "?"@en . "American"@en . . "Born"@en . . "Michael Bay"@en . . . . . . "Michael Bay"@pl . . . . . . "1965-02-17"^^ . "Brown"@en . . "__noeditsection__ \u201CThis article is so full of clich\u00E9s that I have to be in it somewhere.\u201D ~ Oscar Wilde on Michael Bay \u201CThis article is so full of explosions that I have to be in it somewhere.\u201D ~ The Unabomber on Michael Bay Michael Bay is a shallow (arguably VERY shallow) estuary located near Los Angeles, California, to which approximately twenty percent of Southern California's water drains, and in which eighty percent of Southern California's clich\u00E9d, formulaic action sequences occur, all of which feature gratuitous levels of special effects. The Bay and the land masses surrounding and within it are famed for their car and boat chases, high-budget explosions, shoot-outs, hostage situations, criminal and terrorist activities, and daily crisis situations putting the city, nation or entire world in perilous jeopardy. Critics of Michael Bay say that the highly stylized events that occur within it on a regular basis are unbelievable, bombastic, vapid, and ultimately condescending to the intelligence of average bay residents. However, others have defended the bay, stating that the events are harmless PG-13 (and in some cases violent R-rated) entertainment and should be used as a form of escapism from daily hardships. Both sides agree, \"Pearl Harbor sucked, although Kate Beckinsale was way hot in it.\""@en . . . . . . . "Straight"@en . "Michael Benjamin Bay (born February 17, 1965, Los Angeles, California) is an American producer, director, and actor who made his acting debut as an unnamed goon in the episode \"Free Verse\" of the series Miami Vice."@en . . . "Blue"@en . . "Los Angeles, California"@en . . "Male"@en . . . . "Michael Bay is a Hollywood director famous for such films as the Transformers series and Pearl Harbor. He made his first appearance in the episode \"Imaginationland\", he later appeared in \"200\"."@en . "2008-11-13"^^ . "The reason he got into explosions was when he was a teenager he had constant wet dreams of explosions and hot women. Later in his life he found out about CGI and then he used the computers to make explosions in his films. And he always loved ruining childhood stuff like transformers and TMNT."@en . . . . "Michael Bay (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of Dreamworks' Transformers live-action movie. He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as Bad Boys, The Rock, and Armageddon. At times, other people involved with Bay's films have claimed to be Bay himself. It is not known if they are attempting to protect him from the Romans or not. He demands that things be AWESOME. And explode. Because explosions are awesome."@en . . . . . . "Michael Bay"@en . . . . . . . . . . "[Human]"@en . "1984"^^ . . "3430535"^^ . . "Wesleyan University"@en . "6"^^ . . . . . "None."@en . . "Michael Benjamin Bay"@en . "17"^^ . . . . "The reason he got into explosions was when he was a teenager he had constant wet dreams of explosions and hot women. Later in his life he found out about CGI and then he used the computers to make explosions in his films. And he always loved ruining childhood stuff like transformers and TMNT."@en . . . "Michael Benjamin Bay est n\u00E9 le 17 f\u00E9vrier 1965 d'un p\u00E8re vivant et d'une m\u00E8re enceinte. D\u00E8s sa plus tendre enfance, il est attir\u00E9 par tout ce qui explose, aussi est-il tout heureux de subir sa premi\u00E8re pouss\u00E9e d'acn\u00E9 (ses amis moins...). A 14 ans, alors qu'il s'amuse avec des p\u00E9tards, il en met un dans la chaudi\u00E8re \u00E0 gaz de ses parents, heureusement partis chez Wall Mart acheter du b\u0153uf, du poulet, 3 haricots, une plaquette de beurre, 15 pots de beurre de cacahu\u00E8te, un magazine de fitness et une douzaine d'hu\u00EEtres."@fr . "Michael Benjamin Bay (born February 17, 1965, Los Angeles, California) is an American producer, director, and actor who made his acting debut as an unnamed goon in the episode \"Free Verse\" of the series Miami Vice."@en . . . . . . . "NPC"@en . . "Michael Benjamin Bay (Binomial Nomenclature: Awesomus Maximus) (born February 17, 1965) is an American film director and producer. Bay is best known for making large-budget awesome films, such as Transformers, Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II and the upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."@en . "Bay founded this production house with fellow producers Brad Fuller and Andrew Form in 2001. Platinum Dunes is named after one of Bay's first student films at Wesleyan University. Paramount Pictures signed a first look deal with Platinum Dunes in 2009. As part of this new relationship, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon have brought the Platinum Dunes producers on to produce a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, rebooting the film series launched by New Line in 1990. Bay, Fuller and Form will co-produce with Galen Walker, Scott Mednick and Marina Norman."@en . "200"^^ . "Bay founded this production house with fellow producers Brad Fuller and Andrew Form in 2001. Platinum Dunes is named after one of Bay's first student films at Wesleyan University. Paramount Pictures signed a first look deal with Platinum Dunes in 2009. As part of this new relationship, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon have brought the Platinum Dunes producers on to produce a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, rebooting the film series launched by New Line in 1990. Bay, Fuller and Form will co-produce with Galen Walker, Scott Mednick and Marina Norman."@en . . . . "Michael Bay (born February 17, 1965) is an American film director and producer. He is best known for directing high-budget action-adventure films characterized for their fast edits and substantial use of practical effects. Bay's first feature film, Bad Boys (1995), became a success as did his follow-up films, The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998). Producer/writer James Cameron was rumored to have completed a screenplay for a new Planet of the Apes movie by November 1998, with Arnold Schwarzenegger earmarked for the lead. Michael Bay was suggested as director, but Peter Hyams (Capricorn One, 2010) was ultimately chosen. However in December, Fox rejected Hyams as director and Cameron, disillusioned, quit the project. 20th Century Fox went back to the drawing-board to figure out a new direction and began meeting with several top directors and writers. In March 1999, William Broyles Jr. (China Beach, Apollo 13) agreed to write a script \"when I found out I could have an extensive amount of creative control\". Fox projected a release date of July 2001, and Stan Winston continued to develop animatronic makeup masks. Michael Bay was again reported as director, but soon turned down the director's position to helm Pearl Harbor. The project, provisionally titled 'The Visitor', was inherited by director Tim Burton in February 2000. Bay went on to direct the profitable Transformers movies."@en . "Michael Bay is a Hollywood director famous for such films as the Transformers series and Pearl Harbor. He made his first appearance in the episode \"Imaginationland\", he later appeared in \"200\"."@en . "1.57788E9"^^ . . "Character development."@en . . . . . . . . "Director, producer"@en . . "Michael Benjamin Bay (born February 17, 1965) is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions. His films, which include the science fiction disaster thriller Armageddon (1998), the epic war film Pearl Harbor (2001) and the science fiction action films in the Transformers film series (2007\u2013present), have grossed over US$5 billion worldwide. He is co-founder of commercial production house The Institute, a.k.a. The Institute for the Development of Enhanced Perceptual Awareness. He is co-chair and part-owner of the digital effects house Digital Domain. He co-owns Platinum Dunes, a production house which has remade horror movies inc"@en . . . . . "Los Angeles, CA"@en . "michaelbay.jpg"@en . . "Michael Benjamin Bay (born February 17, 1965) is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions. His films, which include the science fiction disaster thriller Armageddon (1998), the epic war film Pearl Harbor (2001) and the science fiction action films in the Transformers film series (2007\u2013present), have grossed over US$5 billion worldwide. He is co-founder of commercial production house The Institute, a.k.a. The Institute for the Development of Enhanced Perceptual Awareness. He is co-chair and part-owner of the digital effects house Digital Domain. He co-owns Platinum Dunes, a production house which has remade horror movies including The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), The Amityville Horror (2005), The Hitcher (2007), Friday the 13th (2009) and A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). Despite his considerable success at the international box office, Bay's work is generally held in low esteem by film critics. While The Rock (1996) and Transformers (2007) received generally positive reviews, all his other films, including the three Transformers sequels, have been received unfavorably by critics."@en . "90.0"^^ . "Micheal bay-max"@en . "Goon"@en . "Mr.Explosions"@en . . "Michael Benjamin Bay is an American film director and producer. His films are known for their fast paced action sequences and ultra-kinetic cinematography."@en . . "?"@en . . . . . . "Judaism"@en . "__noeditsection__ \u201CThis article is so full of clich\u00E9s that I have to be in it somewhere.\u201D ~ Oscar Wilde on Michael Bay \u201CThis article is so full of explosions that I have to be in it somewhere.\u201D ~ The Unabomber on Michael Bay Michael Bay is a shallow (arguably VERY shallow) estuary located near Los Angeles, California, to which approximately twenty percent of Southern California's water drains, and in which eighty percent of Southern California's clich\u00E9d, formulaic action sequences occur, all of which feature gratuitous levels of special effects. The Bay and the land masses surrounding and within it are famed for their car and boat chases, high-budget explosions, shoot-outs, hostage situations, criminal and terrorist activities, and daily crisis situations putting the city, nation or e"@en . "Michael Bay"@en . . "Tier: As a normal human 10-b, but as a director 8-B Name: Michael Bay Origin: A massive explosion Gender: EXPLOSION Age: 51 Classification: Action Film Director, Ruiner of pyrotechnics budget Powers and Abilities: Explosion Creation ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (note: does not mean well placed.) Attack Potency: Could level both a blockbuster movie budget and a average-sized village Speed: Can rewrite a movie script faster than you can say, \"Is an explosion really appropriate then?\" Lifting Strength: about 12.5 pounds, which is the average weight of 10 C4's Range: His movies are shown on every continent."@en .