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Born in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada in 1974, Keith has no formal attachment to the industry as such. He began posting on RSPW in 1992 and over the next few years started to make a name for himself amongst smart marks. In 1996 Keith launched his own fan website, and quickly gained a fanbase, due to his humorous writing, and somewhat forcibly controversial remarks. Having written for various wrestling websites, keith became a published author in 2001, when his book The Buzz On Professional Wrestling was released. Meant as on overview of the business for the newer fan, it was criticised due to the numerous spelling and factual errors. His second book Tonight In This Very Ring: A Fan's History Of Professional Wrestling was released in 2003 and dealt mainly with the \"Fall and Rise\" of the WWF during 1996 to 2000. Better received than its predecessor, it nonetheless contained internal contradictions, and also featured heavy cut-and-pasting of Keith's internet articles. Wrestling's Made Men; Breaking The Glass Ceiling came out in 2006, and has thus far failed to crack the market. In addition to his various postings across many respected websites, and his book output, Keith has also contributed to other wrestling media such as the magazine Fighting Spirit.", "Scott Keith is a Canadian writer and reviewer of wrestling events. He is most well-known (and often hated) for his snarky style of match reviews as well as his star rating system. Scott's content can be found in the following places: \n* 411 Mania \n* Inside Pulse \n* Scott's BLOG OF DOOM! Examples of Scott Keith include: \n* Canada, Eh?: Born, raised, and resides in Canada. \n* Caustic Critic: Earlier works, yes. However, in most of his newer reviews (and his 2011-12 Scott Says blurbs on older reviews), he has mellowed out dramatically. \n* Dan Browned: If he's mentioned at a \"real\" wrestling news site (ie, the Observer and the Torch), it's to point out how full of shit he is. \n* A tad harsh for a guy who pretty much just publishes his opinions and viewpoints. He's just lucky enough to have had a career from of it. \n* That's what he publishes now, because he's hopefully learned his lesson. His first two books are chock-full of bad \"history\", all presented as undisputed truth. \n* Deadpan Snarker: And HOW! \n* Doomy Dooms of Doom: Pioneered the concept of adding \"OF DOOM!\" when listing moves that he finds particularly ridiculous. The most over-the-top example would be Hulk Hogan having the \"STINKY, WART-INFESTED, GIANT-KILLING LEGDROP OF DOOM!\" \n* Fan Nickname/My Name Is Not Durwood: Almost always negative. \n* Orange Goblin (Hulk Hogan) \n* Pig Slow (Big Show) \n* Sgt. Slobber (Sergeant Slaughter) \n* Triple HGH/HHHH (Triple H (Espcially in 2002 when Triple H was really bulked up.)) \n* Toad Pettingzoo/Toad Pedophile (Todd Pettingill) \n* Five Moves of Doom: The Trope Namer in reference to Bret Hart. \n* Hero Worshipper: Of Chris Benoit until his tragic end. \n* Jerkass Has a Point: Pretty much any time he makes a good point, since they're usually applied with a sledgehammer. \n* No Indoor Voice: A written, snarky example. Whenever something stupid is supposed to be exciting, Keith will describe it in all-caps. \n* Overly Long Gag: Once stopped in mid-review of a boring match to tell the (made-up) history of the fast-forward button. This ended up being over a page's worth of text. \n* Another example would be his fictional recap of the century-long history of the WWF Hardcore Title which traced the belt-which was actually created in 1998-back to the glory of days of Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt. \n* Small Name, Big Ego: Try asking him for his autograph and watch him treat the occasion with the solemnity usually reserved for events such as Abraham Lincoln penning the Emancipation Proclamation. \n* He's even acknowledged this trait, going so far as to refer to Rob Van Dam as \"the only person more self-centered than me.\" \n* Smart Mark: He even goes by the nickname \"The SmarK.\" \n* Take That: While he's not shy about hurtling insults at wrestlers, Hulk Hogan seems to be his favorite target. \n* Vince Russo is another favourite of his; he'll at least acknowledge Hogan's good matches, but I can't think of a time he's ever said anything complementary about Russo, going so far as to compare Russo to a Special Olympian. \n* I can think of two compliments, both from Tonight...In This Very Ring. He first complimented Russo's policy of giving all wrestlers established characters, not just the upper-carders. He also praised Russo for creating the \"backstage segment,\" thus giving the illusion that fans were seeing the wrestlers as real people. But otherwise, yeah, Russo has been the butt of many jokes. \n* Tonight in This Very Ring: The title of one of his books.", "acelcnazelvi Useless Moron Scott \"Scooter\" Keith (found August 30, 1974, in Smithers, British Columbia) is a fat gay racist slob who wrote wrestling reviews from his mom's basement. Now he's married and has no time for wrestling. Instead he grazes on grass in the fields with his cow of a wife. This has not stopped Keith from writing books for profit, even while admitting that he no longer watches the product. One reviewer summed up Keith's writing style as \"ambitiously stupid\". He is also undefeated in Hot Dog eating competitions, having once eaten 57 hot dogs in 15 minutes. He also famously once ate 16 pounds of sheep brains in 3 minutes. Once swallowed an entire turducken, beginning a feud with Mark Madden which lasts to this day Scott Keith loves anal dew. Claims that the NWA was formed in 1964, and that Buddy Rogers beat Lou Thesz to become the first Champion. He dropped out of school at the age of 13. His books have also been described as being \"full of factual errors, and sometimes, brutal spelling errors\". He is unable to go to the second floor of any building, as his enormous weight would result in him crashing through the ceiling into the room below. Scott Keith is a fat fuck. Scooter has a vagina butt. Married an orca that he captured from Sea World. His wife was the visual inspiration for the Vogons in the movie of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. He was far more disgusted with Road Warrior Animal for teaming with Heidenreich than he was with Chris Benoit for murdering his own wife and son. Called Hulk Hogan, wrestling's biggest draw from 1982-1998, the \"King of the Fad Audience\". Scooter Keith deletes posts on his blog because of his poor self image and racist views. When asked his opinion on Scott Keith, one wrestling journalist replied \"who the fuck is keith?\" Has stopped watching wrestling, and these days mainly reviews the 18 hours of television he watches every day. Scott Keith is convinced that had Owen Hart not died at Over The Edge 1999 he would have gone on to be WWF World Champion shortly afterwards. Scooter is also convinced that the original booking plan for Summerslam 1993 was for Hulk Hogan to drop the WWF Title to Bret Hart. Most of the television shows he watches have a target market of 13-year-old girls. Has an unhealthy mancrush on deceased childkiller Chris Benoit. Was once trapped in the bathroom for 3 weeks. Every chair and sofa in his basement has been specially reinforced due to his enormous weight. Has resorted to running \"fantasy tournaments\" on his blog where trolls vote for \"the best tag team ever\". To nobody's surprise the Hart Foundation won. Clearly rigged. Has taken to deleting posts from his blog which contradict his narrowminded, prejudiced view of Wrestling and Wrestling History. In keith's mind if you don't agree with him, you don't exist. Has been namechecked by Dave twice.: First time was when Dave claimed that his parents bought him Scooter's \"Death of the WWF\" book for Christmas, as they like buying him the most obscure wrestling merchandise there is. Second time was when The Meltz said that WWE's new 'Rise and Fall of WCW DVD would be shit, as the people making it had no knowledge of the reality, and that their \"knowledge\" consisted of \"surfing the internet and reading Scoot Keith-level historical material\". Since The Mexican was due too much of a dumbass to make separate discussion pages, I'm asking this here, AFTER the article.... Can someone upload the picture at That poor dog looks terrified, someone should call the Animal Cruelty people! Also, what happened to the picture of him and his repulsive wife? Also, Ormberg is a fucking cunt. Oh, and by the way, you morbidly obese pile of pus, the over-the-tope elimination match is called a battle royal, NOT a battle royale. You may be thinking of the James Bond movie Casino Royale, although it's far more likely you're think of a royale with cheese. And the plural is battles royal, NOT battle royales. You try to come across as some superior expert, but you can't even speak simple English. Why no stick to reviewing fast food outlets, you fat fuck?"] } } }