. "Mr. Dink is a member of the Barney Bunch. Despite many claims by Doug Funnie being the true faggot of Bluffington, Mr. Dink is the true faggot of Bluffington. Mr. Dink is also a motherfucking pedophile and he fucks Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine in the ass every single day, and they obviously enjoy it. He also spends a lot of his money on very expensive things, mostly extremely valuable dildis that are plated in gold and diamonds."@en . "Male"@en . "Formerly to Ms. Dink"@en . "Febuary 14, 1959"@en . "N/A"@en . "N/A"@en . . "Black"@en . "Barney Bunch"@en . "Mr. Dink"@en . "Mr. Dink is a member of the Barney Bunch. Despite many claims by Doug Funnie being the true faggot of Bluffington, Mr. Dink is the true faggot of Bluffington. Mr. Dink is also a motherfucking pedophile and he fucks Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine in the ass every single day, and they obviously enjoy it. He also spends a lot of his money on very expensive things, mostly extremely valuable dildis that are plated in gold and diamonds."@en . "VERY EXPENSIVE, DOUGLAS!"@en . "N/A"@en . "Bluffington"@en . . . "Mr. Dink"@en . "Human"@en . .