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Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. After graduating from Sto-Rox High School in 1977, he began his career as a salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk, selling the "Washmatik" portable washing device to passersby. Working alongside other pitchmen, he developed his trademark style of salesmanship. Mays later traveled to home shows, auto shows, and state fairs across the United States for a period of twelve years, selling various maintenance products and tools, including cleaning products and food choppers. The late Billy Mays was is a strange, confirmed Bean Human who somehow entered the USA. He wears a blue shirt, and always seems to yell. He is a member of the Str00del Force. Billy Mays (born July 20, 1958; age 59, died June 28, 2009, 8 years ago) was a person and very popular, iconic source known for advertising various useless products. At some point he had sex with a female Mobian fox, which resulted in the birth of his son Miles Mays who Mays didn't met until his teenhood. Nowadays you can search "Billy Mays" on YouTube and poops would appear on the first page. Billy Mays was an American salesman who appeared in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dead Celebrities". He was known for his loud, impassioned sales pitches, which many people held to be incredibly annoying. William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and impassioned sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States and Canada. William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was television salesman and featured as a minor character in Smosh. One day he was driving when he saw a man in a cloak jump onto another man and stab him. He asked the dying man who he was and the guy said Anthony Sullivan. Billy killed him and took over Oxi Cleen. Then he started advertising junk and killing people who don't guy it with his BEE CANNON. One he shot at the King and he Killed him. Billy Mays not only known as a person that advertisis stuff but also is known as a stalker. He particulary stalks Obama . As seen in this picture, Billy Mays also invites his friends like the King and Weegee when they go stalk Obama. BILLY MAYS OR THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS IS A GHOSTLY APPARITION OF THE NETHERWORLD THAT APPEARS IN THE TV SCREENS OF ALL REAL AMERICANS JUST WAITING TO BUY HIS REAL AMERICAN PRODUCTS. CONSUMERS ARE SO HAPPY WITH HIS FINE WARES THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO SELL THEIR SOULS FOR IT! SOME GOOD CAPITALIST BOYS AND GOOD CAPITALIST GIRLS EVEN WONDER IF THE GHOSTS OF BILLY MAYS IS THE LEGENDARY "SPIRIT OF CAPITALISM" THAT VISITS ALL GOOD CAPITALIST CHILDREN EVERY NIGHT SO THEY CAN BE SURPRISED TO FIND HIS FINE PRODUCTS THE NEXT MORNING WITH AN OVERCHARGED CREDIT CARD BILL. If the world of infomercials and late night advertising can be said to have stars, this guy was one of the biggest. Large, loud and impossible to ignore, this pitchman was a familiar face and voice to anyone who watches TV in the United States and Canada. Even if you didn't want him to be. He gave his enthusiastic endorsement to such products as Zorbeez, OxiClean, Kaboom, Orange Glo, Hercules Hooks and a plethora of late night merchandise. Not to be confused with the baseball player Willie Mays. Ascended to the Pantheon shortly thereafter as the God of Advertising. Name: William Darrel, "Billy" Mays Jr. Origin: Real Life Gender: Male Age: 50 at time of death Classification: TV Pitchman Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, has the loudest voice in the world, badass beard, can sell anything to anyone, mastery of using many amazing products in combat. Destructive Capacity: Wallet Level+ (His voice can make you give him all your money) Speed: Fast enough to make 5 restaurant-size mini burgers at once. Massively FTL with Quick Chop. Durability: Peak Human Level, Indestructible with Orange Glo and Impact Gel Range: Capable of destroying any lamp from anywhere Billy Mays (died 4444) is a pitchman. He was trapped in the Hammer Zone by a certain ethnic group for 5 million years because he was selling "Make-Your-Home-Into-A-Concentration-Camp" kits. He managed to escape, but not before making a song about it. He appeared advertising many products, Such as Oxi-clean and Zorbeez, but his big break came with the TV show, Pitchmen. Though he was popular in internet culture before this time. Before the first season on DVD was released, he passed away of Heart failure. He was 50 years old. He dresses like he thinks he is head of all the cleaning advertisers, with his hairy gorilla arms, blue outfit, and Wolverine sideburns.

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William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was television salesman and featured as a minor character in Smosh. William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and impassioned sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States and Canada. Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing PitchMen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays's wife found him dead in his home. Mays was found unresponsive by his wife in his Tampa, Florida, home on the morning of June 28, 2009. He was pronounced dead at 7:45 am, appearing to have died sometime overnight.The Associated Press reported that there were no indications that the house had been broken into, and that police did not suspect foul play.[21] Initially, there was wrong speculation that he had a head injury after he was struck on the head by luggage after an airline landing mishap where tires blew out. After an initial autopsy on Mays's body on June 29, Dr. Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death." In response to the release of the toxicology report, the Mays family issued a press release stating, "We are extremely disappointed by the press release released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office. We believe it contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension..." and said in the release that they were considering "an independent evaluation of the autopsy results". The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release. The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays's cocaine use. Cocaine can raise the arterial blood pressure, directly cause thickening of the left wall of the ventricle and accelerate the formation of atherosclerosis in the coronary arteries, the release said. However, in October 2009, the results of a second medical examination, commissioned by Mays' family, concluded that "cocaine was not a significant contributing factor" to his death. Longtime friend and colleague A.J. Khubani, founder and CEO of the "As Seen on TV" product company Telebrands, said Mays never exhibited any signs of drug use and was always prepared for his many commercial shoots. "I'm just shocked," Khubani said. "He was the model of a responsible citizen." According to subsequent news reports, the toxicology tests also showed levels of painkillers hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol, as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam. Mays had suffered hip problems and was scheduled for hip replacement surgery the day after he was found dead. Mays's funeral was held on July 3, 2009 in his hometown of McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. The pallbearers for the funeral wore blue shirts and khaki pants at the funeral, much like Mays wore when he advertised his products. According to KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh, he was buried wearing a shirt with the OxiClean logo on it. If the world of infomercials and late night advertising can be said to have stars, this guy was one of the biggest. Large, loud and impossible to ignore, this pitchman was a familiar face and voice to anyone who watches TV in the United States and Canada. Even if you didn't want him to be. He gave his enthusiastic endorsement to such products as Zorbeez, OxiClean, Kaboom, Orange Glo, Hercules Hooks and a plethora of late night merchandise. Beginning in April 2009 and alongside his best friend and equally recognizable pitchman Anthony "Sully" Sullivan, he co-hosted a reality show on the Discovery Channel titled Pitchmen, which showed how his company chose the products they pitch and how they created their ads. The final episode of the show --broadcast two weeks after his death--was a tribute episode to Mays. Not to be confused with the baseball player Willie Mays. Before his death he called out Vince Offer. And then someone made an awesome video of what their "pitch-off" would be like. On June 28, 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his home in Tampa Bay, Florida due to hypertensive heart disease. He was age 50. His funeral was on July 3, 2009 and he was buried in his trademark blue shirt and khaki pants, which were also worn by his pallbearers. A coroner's autopsy reports suggest cocaine may have contributed to Mays' death by accelerating the development of heart disease. His family feels that the autopsy mistook his back medication for cocaine. A second medical examination in October confirmed that cocaine was not a factor in his death. Ascended to the Pantheon shortly thereafter as the God of Advertising. Billy Mays (died 4444) is a pitchman. He was trapped in the Hammer Zone by a certain ethnic group for 5 million years because he was selling "Make-Your-Home-Into-A-Concentration-Camp" kits. He managed to escape, but not before making a song about it. The late Billy Mays was is a strange, confirmed Bean Human who somehow entered the USA. He wears a blue shirt, and always seems to yell. He is a member of the Str00del Force. Billy Mays (born July 20, 1958; age 59, died June 28, 2009, 8 years ago) was a person and very popular, iconic source known for advertising various useless products. At some point he had sex with a female Mobian fox, which resulted in the birth of his son Miles Mays who Mays didn't met until his teenhood. Nowadays you can search "Billy Mays" on YouTube and poops would appear on the first page. One day he was driving when he saw a man in a cloak jump onto another man and stab him. He asked the dying man who he was and the guy said Anthony Sullivan. Billy killed him and took over Oxi Cleen. Then he started advertising junk and killing people who don't guy it with his BEE CANNON. One he shot at the King and he Killed him. Billy Mays not only known as a person that advertisis stuff but also is known as a stalker. He particulary stalks Obama . As seen in this picture, Billy Mays also invites his friends like the King and Weegee when they go stalk Obama. Billy Mays also has his own card in the famous new trading cards, CD-i & Youtube Poop Trading Cards by King Harikanian. Name: William Darrel, "Billy" Mays Jr. Origin: Real Life Gender: Male Age: 50 at time of death Classification: TV Pitchman Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, has the loudest voice in the world, badass beard, can sell anything to anyone, mastery of using many amazing products in combat. Destructive Capacity: Wallet Level+ (His voice can make you give him all your money) Speed: Fast enough to make 5 restaurant-size mini burgers at once. Massively FTL with Quick Chop. Strength: Billy Mays has the muscle to support up to 350,000 lbs. and the strength to pull this fully loaded, 80,000 lb. tractor trailer! Durability: Peak Human Level, Indestructible with Orange Glo and Impact Gel Stamina: Billy Mays never quits, when he's up against a wall, that's when he performs best! Range: Capable of destroying any lamp from anywhere * Awesome Auger: The world's most efficient and powerful yard tool. Doubles as the world's most efficient and powerful spear. * Big City Slider Station: Create 47 million Big City Sliders to attack your family. * The Ding King: Creates dings in his opponent which he then hits with a hammer. * Green Away: Capable of destroying 60,000 trees, shrubs and bushes. * Impact Gel: Makes Billy Mays invincible to all physical attacks. * Orange Glo: Creates an invisible shield which protects him from all non-physical attacks. * Oxi-Clean: Capable of cleaning enemies off the face of reality. * Two Easy Steps: With just two easy steps, he can climb right over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls. * Zorbeez: Better than ShamWow. * Big City Collider Station: Creates a black hole. * Quick Chop: Can slice through any material and is vastly superior to the Slap Chop. ​Intelligence: Smarter than Vince since he knows that the Germans don't always make good stuff. Weaknesses: Cocaine, Vince Offer Notable Attacks/Techniques: See above He dresses like he thinks he is head of all the cleaning advertisers, with his hairy gorilla arms, blue outfit, and Wolverine sideburns. Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. After graduating from Sto-Rox High School in 1977, he began his career as a salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk, selling the "Washmatik" portable washing device to passersby. Working alongside other pitchmen, he developed his trademark style of salesmanship. Mays later traveled to home shows, auto shows, and state fairs across the United States for a period of twelve years, selling various maintenance products and tools, including cleaning products and food choppers. BILLY MAYS OR THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS IS A GHOSTLY APPARITION OF THE NETHERWORLD THAT APPEARS IN THE TV SCREENS OF ALL REAL AMERICANS JUST WAITING TO BUY HIS REAL AMERICAN PRODUCTS. CONSUMERS ARE SO HAPPY WITH HIS FINE WARES THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO SELL THEIR SOULS FOR IT! SOME GOOD CAPITALIST BOYS AND GOOD CAPITALIST GIRLS EVEN WONDER IF THE GHOSTS OF BILLY MAYS IS THE LEGENDARY "SPIRIT OF CAPITALISM" THAT VISITS ALL GOOD CAPITALIST CHILDREN EVERY NIGHT SO THEY CAN BE SURPRISED TO FIND HIS FINE PRODUCTS THE NEXT MORNING WITH AN OVERCHARGED CREDIT CARD BILL. IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE NOVEL DEATH OF A SALESMAN IS ABOUT HIS LIFE. He appeared advertising many products, Such as Oxi-clean and Zorbeez, but his big break came with the TV show, Pitchmen. Though he was popular in internet culture before this time. Before the first season on DVD was released, he passed away of Heart failure. He was 50 years old. Billy Mays was an American salesman who appeared in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dead Celebrities". He was known for his loud, impassioned sales pitches, which many people held to be incredibly annoying.

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