"The Quagmire Show Theme is a brief cutaway of when Cleveland thinks about what if life didn't have him. It's a continuation of a running gag of Quagmire's jealousy about not getting the spinoff. It's set to the tune of The Cleveland Show Theme Song. It appears in the episode \"To Live and Die in VA\"."@en . "The Quagmire Show Theme"@en . . . . . "The Quagmire Show Theme"@en . . . "The Quagmire Show Theme is a brief cutaway of when Cleveland thinks about what if life didn't have him. It's a continuation of a running gag of Quagmire's jealousy about not getting the spinoff. It's set to the tune of The Cleveland Show Theme Song. It appears in the episode \"To Live and Die in VA\"."@en .