. . "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"@en . . "2000-11-17"^^ . . "Envious of the Whos' happiness, he makes plans to descend on the town and, by means of serial burglary, deprive them of their Christmas presents and decorations and thus \"prevent Christmas from coming\". However, he learns in the end that despite his success in stealing all the Christmas presents and decorations from the Whos, Christmas comes just the same. He then realizes that Christmas is more than just gifts and presents. His heart grows three sizes larger, he returns all the presents and trimmings, and is warmly welcomed into the community of the Whos."@en . . . . . "320"^^ . . . . "6240.0"^^ . . "Running time"@en . . "The film spent four weeks as the number-one film in the United States. The Grinch is the highest-grossing holiday film of all time with $345,141,403 worldwide. It won the Academy Award for Best Makeup, and was also nominated for Best Art Direction and Best Costume Design."@en . "3.451E8"^^ . . . . . "United States"@en . . . . . "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"@en . "How the grinch stole christmas"@en . . . . . "Next review"@en . . "1189.0"^^ . . "Envious of the Whos' happiness, he makes plans to descend on the town and, by means of serial burglary, deprive them of their Christmas presents and decorations and thus \"prevent Christmas from coming\". However, he learns in the end that despite his success in stealing all the Christmas presents and decorations from the Whos, Christmas comes just the same. He then realizes that Christmas is more than just gifts and presents. His heart grows three sizes larger, he returns all the presents and trimmings, and is warmly welcomed into the community of the Whos."@en . . . "Narrator: Everyone on the Internet was in love with \"The Grinch\". When asked if they enjoyed it, they'd say \"yes\" in a pinch. Jim Carrey's so funny, and Ron Howard's a gem. And this holiday classic is perfect for them. Yes, the film seemed to make so many people happy. But the Grump of Channel Awesome found it all crappy. Narrator: He hated \"The Grinch,\" every part of the movie. Please don't ask why -- we're not sure how this could be. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or perhaps it could be that his shoes were too tight. NC: Can't they see\u2014 Narrator: ...said the Grump."@en . . . . "Theatrical release poster"@en . . "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas"@en . . "The film spent four weeks as the number-one film in the United States. The Grinch is the highest-grossing holiday film of all time with $345,141,403 worldwide. It won the Academy Award for Best Makeup, and was also nominated for Best Art Direction and Best Costume Design."@en . . "Previous review"@en . "1.23E8"^^ . . . . . . "Commentary"@en . "Narrator: Everyone on the Internet was in love with \"The Grinch\". When asked if they enjoyed it, they'd say \"yes\" in a pinch. Jim Carrey's so funny, and Ron Howard's a gem. And this holiday classic is perfect for them. Yes, the film seemed to make so many people happy. But the Grump of Channel Awesome found it all crappy. Narrator: He hated \"The Grinch,\" every part of the movie. Please don't ask why -- we're not sure how this could be. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or perhaps it could be that his shoes were too tight. NC: Why would shoes affect how I feel about something? I-I don't get that. Narrator: But the most likely reason of all, I should think, is the Grump thought his brain was two sizes too big. But whatever the reason you might want to pick, the Grump spent his time hating the flick. Staring down with a grumpy Grump frown, he never got what pleased all the people in town. NC: Can't they see\u2014 Narrator: ...said the Grump. NC: ...that the remake is crap? I'd rather get my nuts caught in a Lorax trap! [Shows poster for the upcoming movie, The Lorax] P.S. That's gonna suck, too. NC (voiceover): The jokes are atrocious, the lines make me weepy, they scare up the Grinch, when the Whos are more creepy! The original's a classic, no fixing required. Whoever said this needs an update IS A BIG FAT FUCK LIAR! Pop cultural references don't make a film work, [It] just makes you look like a big dumb lazy ass JERK! NC: On top of that, who the hell made Dr. Seuss PG? PG? Oh, I see. (Brief cut back to the clips) NC (voiceover): Seuss was never child friendly! Narrator: And the more the Grump thought how this movie could stink, the more the Grump thought... NC: [throws movie on the floor] I must stop this whole thing! Why, for 11 damn years, I put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from sucking. But how? Narrator: And then, The Grump got an idea, an awful idea. [the Critic does a very good imitation of the Grinch's evil smile] The Grump got a wonderful, awful idea. NC: I know what to do. Narrator: The Grump said sitting tall. NC: If I can't enjoy it, I'll RUIN IT for them all! A critique of this stinker is just what they need, I'll tell them the truth, MY WORDS must take heed! NC (voiceover): So come on, you pansies. Let the bashing begin! NC: Stop smoking that Who-Hash, and let us dive in. NC (voiceover): So this world we discover takes place on a flake. NC: Trust me, I did them a favor, for God's sake. NC (voiceover): We see the Whos in Whoville are merry and bright, many of them you'll be seeing in your nightmares tonight. Seriously, these Whos are freaky as hell. Were their mothers all pregnant when they fell down that well? Cindy Lou Who: Dad? Lou Who: Yeah? Cindy Lou Who: Doesn't this seem like a bit much? Lou Lou Who: This is what Christmas is all about! NC (voiceover): But we see our main innocent and, of course, her dad, too. This is Cindy-Lou Who, who is no more than two..... welve, but we'll give them a little leeway. Cindy Lou Who: Everyone's getting all kerbobbled. Doesn't it seem...superfluous? NC: Good God, kid, did someone put your hair in a blender? It looks like the penis-do from the film Last Airbender. Grinch: I guess I could use a little...social interaction. NC (voiceover): We then see the Grinch, the epitome of cruel. And, yes, to be fair, that makeup is pretty cool. He looks just like the Grinch, despite the film's flaws. But, hey, it could be worse, they could have given him cat claws. Grinch: I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear. NC (voiceover): So, as you'd guess, he hates Christmas to a T. And so would I if I lived in this town constantly. For Whoville looks dirty and kind of polluted, there's smog everywhere, and the colors are muted. The wide angle makes things look strangely intense, and is it me or did someone rub vaseline on the lens? Lou Who: What happened to you? Stu Who: It was the Grinch! NC (voiceover): And the constant camera movement has gotta be the worst. There's more dutch angles here than in Battlefield Earth. (Quick clip from Battlefield Earth plays, cut back to 'The Grinch') This doesn't look magical, it's ugly and heinous. This isn't Christmas time, it's 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. NC: But, at least we know the Whos have Christmas spirit in check. Betty Lou Who: Well, I'd blow every fuse if I tried to keep up with you, Martha May. NC (voiceover): Oh, no, strike that, they're as phony as Glenn Beck. Martha May: Isn't this antique darling? NC (voiceover): For you see, these Whos are competitive and beyond materialistic. (Clip from the 1966 Grinch plays) A town that just loves the spirit? [Scoffs] I guess that was unrealistic. For these Whos are corrupted and commercial to the max. But don't worry, it's just a story arc written by talentless hacks. Martha May: Well, good night, Betty. NC (voiceover): And, geesh, is it me or are the decorations really bright? Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark W. Griswold: No, those are Christmas lights. Cindy Lou Who: (singing) Where are you, Christmas? NC: Ughhhh. Really? We're letting the brat sing here? NC (voiceover): It sounds like something that came out of Charlotte Church's rear. Cindy Lou Who: My world is changing, I'm rearranging. NC (voiceover): But don't get me wrong, I'm sure she's trying her best. But we need this song like we needed one in Polar Express. (Short clip from The Polar Express plays, cut back to 'The Grinch') It's pointless, unneeded, and doesn't sound good. Grinch: (singing) Be it ever so, uh, heinous... NC (voiceover): And speaking of things that should be avoided if they could... NC (voiceover): (sighs) I give Carrey credit, this role can't be easy. To act in green latex is probably not breezy. Grinch: Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, (short pause) loathe entirely! NC (voiceover): But, GOD, is he annoying! I'm sorry, but it's true! Is there a law to how much mugging a single person can do? Grinch: What if it's a cash-bar? How dare they? Alright, I'll go, but I'll be fashionably late. NC (voiceover): (sighs) Just because you can make faces doesn't mean that you should. Can't you once say a line like a normal person would? NC (voiceover): (sighs) Didn't you take anything from the great Boris Karloff? You sound like Sean Connery if his nostrils just fell off! Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But we did our worst, and that's all that matters. Sean Connery: Only on account of villainy. NC (voiceover): But little Cindy Lou wants to find out about him. If I was her, I'd avoid him at every single whim. Cindy Lou: Where did he come from? Clarnella: Oh, well, he came the way all Who babies come. [On calm nights, baby Who girls and tiny Who fellas] drift from the sky in their own Pumbercellas. Baby Grinch: Ahhaah. NC (voiceover): So we see the Grinch as a small little baby. That, or, perhaps, a young Gary Busey maybe. As he grows up even older and we see school's at hand. He looks like Gizmo if he was thrown in the washer with a green crayon. Martha May Who: Although I hardly remember him. I didn't have time to socialize. (cut to young Martha May licking a lollipop, looking at young Grinch) I was far too busy with my (beat) studies. NC (voiceover): We see a girl who likes him, [I] guess she has a thing for green, too. NC: (leans in toward camera) You think that's weird? I know a chick who has a thing for blue. (Picture of Lindsay Ellis a.k.a the Nostalgia Chick along with a picture of Nightcrawler from X-Men are shown. Cut back to the movie) Augustus MayWho: You don't have a chance with her. You're 8 years old, and you have a beard! NC (voiceover): So the Grinch was made fun of for being so damn hairy. Boy, who'd've thought the guy from Passions (Picture of Josh Ryan Evans is shown) would be more subtle than Jim Carrey? Young Grinch: What a lovely family heirloom! NC (voiceover): So he makes her a gift out of all that he saved, but then he thinks that maybe he should give himself a shave. So he goes ahead and shaves his chin and it leaves a couple knicks, and for some reason, that gets the class laughing all like hicks. Young Grinch: (walks up to the front of his desk where he had put Martha May's gift and throws it to the wall) STUPID PRESENT! NC (voiceover): Is it me or are the Whos just WHOrrible creatures? They show us the true meaning of Christmas in this feature? Even the teacher is laughing. Dude, what's up with that? It's not that funny, lady. She's as contrived as those brats. Young Grinch: I hate Christmas! I HATE IT!! Narrator (movie): So, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. NC: Wait a minute! Whatever reason!? Dude, are you high? NC (voiceover): THEY JUST TOLD YA THE REASON, YA DUMB STUPID GUY! It's because he was mocked all the way from the start! NC: What, did you just fall asleep at that part??!! NC (voiceover): So they look for a ringleader, a \"Cheermeister\" they say, to take on the role just before Christmas Day. Cindy Lou Who: \"The Cheermeister is the one who deserves a backslap or a toast, and it goes to the soul at Christmas who needs it most.\" And I believe that soul is the Grinch. Other Whos: She's right. NC (voiceover): So Cindy tells the Grinch in his Grinchy Grinch lair--Dude, do her parents ever accompany her anywhere? Grinch: HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE GRINCH'S LAIR?! THE IMPUDENCE! THE AUDACITY! THE UNMITIGATED GALL! Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies! Now, you're doomed! NC (voiceover): (sighs) So if you're a strange person, for one reason or another, who likes to watch men act like Snarf's deformed brother, then this scene's for you. I'm so filled with glee. Now, please, never make eye contact with me. Cindy Lou Who: (confidentially) I came to invite you... to be \"Holiday Cheermeister.\" NC (voiceover): So the Grinch heads on down, he'll be glad that he did. Because this scene happens... NC: (sarcastically) You know, for kids! NC (voiceover): So they force him to party and have a good time, but one certain present starts to eat at his mind. A razor, it appears to have dampered his cheer. It didn't make sense then and it really doesn't here. Grinch: This whole Christmas season is...stupid! Stupid! STUPID! (Cut to the Grinch holding, you guessed it) Mistletoe. Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville! Boiiiiiiiiinggggg! (waggles a bit of mistletoe over his backside) NC (voiceover): Dr. Seuss would be proud, this is what he intended: Mistletoe butts for moms to get offended. And Jim Carrey's range once again is in stock! Can you believe he used to talk from his ass? I'm shocked! NC (voiceover): So the Grinch goes crazy and starts attacking the folks. Grinch: Taxi! (Cab drives by him) It's because I'm green, isn't it? NC: Okay, that's a good joke. NC (voiceover): He takes all his antics and goes all the way. NC (voiceover): There's an explosion in The Grinch. (beat) Who directed this? Michael Bay? Mayor: I'm hurt, Lou. I'm hurt, and I don't hurt easily. NC (voiceover): So, he didn't steal Christmas, more assassinated it, when we FINALLY get the plot that the writers had procrastinated. He wants to steal Christmas after Santa gets moving. Wait, Santa's in this movie? That's a little confusing. But no matter, he gets his stuff and starts to head down to visit the sleeping Whos in their quiet little town. NC (voiceover): (sighs) At the risk of sounding incredibly droll. D'oh, I can't help it. Peppy Hare: Do a Barrel Roll! NC (voiceover): So, this stuff is actually pretty close to the book. Yeah, I know. I guess someone actually did take a look. Cindy Lou Who: Santa Claus? What are you doing with our tree? Narrator (movie): But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick. NC (voiceover, as the narrator): And thankfully, Cindy was as dumb as a brick! Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's Christmas really about? Grinch: (popping his head out of the tree) VENGEANCE!!! I mean, presents. Narrator (movie): Then he patted her head and he got her a drink and he sent her to bed. NC (voiceover, as the narrator): But, hey, she could still have some fun with me. I'll eat her liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. (Hisses like Hannibal Lecter's tongue thing - fthfthfthfthfthfth!) Cindy Lou: Santa? Grinch: What? Cindy Lou: Don't forget the Grinch. NC (voiceover): Odd, seeing as the Grinch is someone she knows. But it fooled her in the book, so I guess we'll let it go. But here's a scene I simply cannot let fly. It's when the Grinch sees the Mayor's house and needs to drop by. Mayor: (asleep) Martha, have you ever kissed a man whose lost his tonsils twice? Grinch: (female voice) No, silly! (Mayor kisses the air as The Grinch picks up Max) But it's an experience that I've always longed for. Kiss me, you fool! NC: (disgusted) Really, film? Really? You had to go there? NC (voiceover): The Arrested Development guy kissing a dog's derri\u00E8re? Did your five-year-old decide to start writing this part? (as a little kid) \"Kissing dog's anuses? Ha-ha! This is high art!\" NC: (normal) Now, just to clarify: this is the Christmas classic you all love? NC (voiceover): A dog's ass? A guy's lips pleasantly shoved? Have you gone crazy or totally insane? How can this scene cause none of you pain? What the hell would PETA say for this little canine? NC: Oh, hell, as long as he's not wearing a Tanooki suit, it's fine. NC: (voiceover) So as the film promised, he steals the holiday, which puts all the Whos in alarming dismay. Mayor Augustus: (yelling) Invite the Grinch, destroy Christmas! (chuckles) You choose to listen to a little, not-to-be-taken-seriously....(stops and looks at Cindy Lou with serious eyes) girl. NC: (voiceover) It takes them a while, oh, five minutes or more, to realize that Christmas doesn't come from a store. Lou Lou Who: I'm glad he took our presents. (Crowd looks at Lou in shock) You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn't about the-the gifts. (Crowd awes) I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here, (walks toward his wife and children and they go to him) my family. (Cindy Lou hugs her father as everyone says Merry Christmas to each other) NC: (voiceover) You know, I kinda like the original. (cut to 1966 cartoon version) Yeah, I know, big surprise. But it made sense that they already knew where Christmas lies, for nothing could dampen it, and that was uplifting. (cut back to movie) Here, there's blaming and yelling before they start shifting. The message is there, but it doesn't stand as tall. And if you can't remake it better, WHY REMAKE IT AT ALL?!!! Grinch: Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more. NC: (voiceover) Wow. Way to ruin such a touching little scene. Good God, for a moment, I almost saw a subtlety. NC: (voiceover) That's right. Keep yelling. Make faces like a whore. It's lasted the whole movie. We can take a bit more! NC: (voiceover) So, God's in this movie? Well, that I didn't know. Does he say ... Christof: I am the creator of a television show. Cindy-Lou Who: Hi, Mr. Grinch! NC: (voiceover) So with a smile from Cindy and a ... pedo-smile from him, he brings the gifts back and the town lets him in. He hands back the presents and everyone is happy. Only one other thing could make this ending more sappy. Martha May: My heart belongs to someone else. NC: (voiceover) The girl all grown up wants to DATE him now. See? Because...once you've gone green, there's nothing in-between? So Christmas is as high as anybody reaches, and the Grinch carves the beast made from fresh roasted Sneetches. Grinch: WHO WANTS THE GIZZARD?! Who: I do! Grinch: TOO LATE! That'll be mine. NC: That's the film. Oh, my GOD! Could it be any longer?! I bet you're wondering what I would do to make it any stronger. Well... maybe you could shorten it, by an hour or two. (\"30 minutes\" is shown imposed on Howard's Grinch movie poster) And maybe some bright colors for a friendlier view. (clip from the remake shown with colors brightening) A more subtle actor might be anticipated. (image of Jim Carrey being replaced with an image of Boris Karloff) And hey, you know what else? Why not make it animated? (Howard's Grinch movie poster replaced with TV special movie poster) Yes, those are the changes that I would insist. [Beat] Oh, wait, we don't need to. IT FUCKING EXISTS! NC: (voiceover) The original was fine, spend your time watching that. Much better than this horrifying crap in a hat! It's downright unpleasant, unbearable, unfunny. Nothing in this movie seems colorful or sunny. It's not fun to look at, it's not fun to watch. How on Earth did this classic get so goddamn botched? NC: I really hate this movie, and you know what? So should you! I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! NC: Ho, ho! Narrator: Said the Grump, uploading his hit. NC: They're finding right now that this movie is shit. They're watching right now. I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open for a moment or two, and then, they'll cry \"The genius of You-Know-Who.\" Now those are reactions that I simply must read. Narrator: He went to the comments to take a look and see. But the reactions he got didn't seem very sad. If anything, these reactions seemed rather... glad. Narrator: They still loved the movie from beginning to end. There was no one to anger, upset, or offend. Narrator: He didn't stop the people from liking it. They loved it. Somehow or other, it was still just as beloved. Narrator: And the Grump, feeling like he's been horribly conned, sat puzzling and puzzling. NC: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!? They like Mistletoe butt! (clip of that is shown) They like boobs being harassed! (clip from that is also shown) They like seeing a PERVERT KISS A DOG'S ASS! (Lastly, the clip for that is shown) Narrator: He puzzled and he puzzled til his puzzler was sore. Then the Grump thought of something he hadn't before. Just because he hates something doesn't mean others should. He could share, not force, his opinion like others would. For it's all our different outlooks that makes us people grow and everyone is different like every flake of snow. For different points of view could exist for a reason: to learn about one another and to make each other decent. NC: Nah, I'm right. They're wrong. Narrator: Well, fuck you, then! Channel Awesome logo Grinch: Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville! Boiiiiiiiiinggggg!"@en . . . "Released"@en . . . . "Ron Howard"@en . "English"@en . . . . "--12-13"^^ . . . . "yes"@en . . . . . . "Link"@en . . . . "Nc_grinch_by_marobot-d4j15c3.jpg"@en . "How the Grinch Stole Christmas! is a 1966 American animated television special directed by Chuck Jones. It is based on the homonymous children's book by Dr. Seuss, the story of The Grinch trying to take away Christmas from the townsfolk of Whoville below his mountain hideaway. The special, which is considered a short film as it runs less than an hour, is one of the very few Christmas specials from the 1960s to still be shown regularly on television. Hans Conried narrates the film and also provides the speaking voice of The Grinch (the opening credits state, \"The sounds of the Grinch are by Bob Holt. And read by Hans Conried, too!\")"@en . . . . . . "220"^^ . . "How the Grinch Stole Christmas! is a 1966 American animated television special directed by Chuck Jones. It is based on the homonymous children's book by Dr. Seuss, the story of The Grinch trying to take away Christmas from the townsfolk of Whoville below his mountain hideaway. The special, which is considered a short film as it runs less than an hour, is one of the very few Christmas specials from the 1960s to still be shown regularly on television. Hans Conried narrates the film and also provides the speaking voice of The Grinch (the opening credits state, \"The sounds of the Grinch are by Bob Holt. And read by Hans Conried, too!\") The 26-minute short was originally telecast on CBS on December 23, 1966. CBS repeated it annually during the Christmas season until 1999. It was eventually acquired by Warner Bros, which now shows it several times between November and January. It has since been broadcast on TNT, Cartoon Network, and The WB Television Network. Most recently, it has been shown on Kids WB, but with some scenes trimmed down because of time constraints (the show was made at a time when commercial breaks on television were shorter than they are now). In any event, as of the present time, it is the lead-off \"classic\" special (i.e. the first classic special) that airs on network television each Christmas season. The special was originally produced by The Cat in the Hat Productions in association with the television and animation divisions of Warner Bros. WB owned the special until 1986. Today, the rights stand with Turner Entertainment (the copyright holder) and Warner Bros. Animation (a division of Warner Bros. Entertainment; its predecessor company had employed Chuck Jones for many years). Warner Bros. Television owns the TV distribution rights, and Warner Home Video the DVD rights."@en . . . . . . . .