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Since Catwoman was just a normal little girl she had loved cats. she had three cats and felt like they were her best friends. Growing up she'd felt vulnerable and pushed around, but mostly alone even with everyone around her. She felt like the only one not going anywhere. __FORCETOC__ Image:Help.png (We start off by zooming on a sign that says "Catwomen Anonymous." Inside, a counselor (played by Jim Jarosz) is talking to women dressed as Catwoman) Counselor: Okay, I think we've made some progress today. I think that Miss [Anne] Hathaway, (played by Tamara Chambers, who gets glared at by a blonde Catwoman (Played by Rachel Tietz)) talking about the benefits of winning her Oscar, shows us all how we can move on (another brunette Catwoman (Joanna Kay) rolls her eyes) from not starring in our own Catwoman movie. Blonde Catwoman: Oh please. Counselor: Miss [Michelle] Pfeiffer disagrees? NC: Odd. left|80px Catwoman es una luchadora que aparece en el juego Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. Es la contraparte de Sonya Blade. Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise. The supervillainess was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane, partially inspired by Kane's second cousin by marriage, Ruth Steel. The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appears in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she is known as The Cat. As an adversary of Batman, she was a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts. Modern writers have attributed her activities and costumed identity as a response to a history of abuse. Mulher Gato (em inglês Catwoman) é o alter ego de Selina Kyle, uma personagem de histórias-em-quadrinho, inimiga de Batman, que foi criada em 1940 por Bill Finger e Bob Kane, e teve sua primeira aparição na edição número 1 de Batman. Ela aparece no jogo Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, contra atuando com Sonya Blade. In modern times, Frank Miller recreated her as a dominatrix which she's proudly been ever since. As a master thief she is a purrectionist. Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise. She was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appeared in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she is an adversary of Batman known as The Cat, a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts, who is revealed at the end of the story to be a socialite, Selina Kyle. Over the next few decades, the character was established as one of Batman's principal foes, usually depicted in a revealing costume, often fitted with a cat-like tail. She is typically thwarted by him in the attempt to steal valuables, especially those with some connection to a cat theme. Catwoman, also known as The Cat or Selina Kyle, is a Batman minifigure introduced in 2006. She was re-released in 2012 as part of the Super Heroes theme. Catwoman is the nemesis, anti-hero, and love interest of Batman, she first appeared in Batman #1 spring 1940. Though typically thought of and depicted as a villainess, Catwoman has repeatedly acted in a heroic capacity, and in more modern comics is a hero as often as she is a villain, and even when a villain shows consistent moral standards and far more restraint and scruples than any of Batman's other major foes. Catwoman (Selina Kyle) is a super-villain turned anti-hero in the DC Universe of comics. Catwoman is a Human antihero that resides in the DC Universe. She is a notorious master thief, and an adversary, ally and occasional love interest of Batman. She appears as a fighter in the crossover fighting game Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. Her counterpart in the game is Sonya Blade. "Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman, is an accomplished cat burglar with a taste for luxury. She is extremely agile and acrobatic." Lego Batman D.S. Catwoman est née dans l’univers WC Comic d’un croisement entre un chat et une bobine de licra noir. Elle est surtout connue pour être le plan cul régulier de Batman depuis 1940, mais aussi la serial post-casteuse de centaines de vidéo de chats sur Youtube et Dailymotion dont une de dix heures sur Nyan Cat. Faute de voler votre argent, elle vole votre temps ! « C'est un chat ! mais non c'est un Cat ! Oh man ! » ~ Un negro sous acide In most comics, she is portrayed not as a typical villain, who is just purely evil, in fact, she even shared an occasional romance with Batman. This romance is not seen in the SuperFriends universe, at least not in animation, however it is seen in the 60's Batman TV series starring Adam West, which is considered part of the SuperFriends canon to some fans. Selina Kyle is Catwoman, a Gotham City thief who has crossed paths with Batman on several occasions. She is also the daughter of crime boss Rex "The Lion" Calabrese, and heiress to his crime family. Catwoman ist ein US-amerikanischer Actionfilm der sich lose an die Geschichte von Catwoman basiert. Der Film ist am 17.August 2004 in die Deutschen Kinos gekommen. Catwoman ist eine Minifigur der Baureihe Super Heroes und der Baureihe Batman. Die Minifigur ist 2006 (Batman) und 2012 (Super Heroes) erschien. Catwoman is one of Batman's oldest foes. She dresses in a cat outfit, but not like that. Catwoman and Batman totally get it on all the time, but that's off-panel because heroes shouldn't act that way. She resides in Gotham City. Catwoman (real name: Selina Kyle) is a major supervillainess of the DC comics' Batman franchise. Created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. Catwoman is a seductively sneaky female burglar and a jewel thief who dresses like a cat and carries a bullwhip while performing her thefts. Though most modern iterations of the character are just as heroic as they are villainous, Catwoman is still commonly recognized as a villain by most viewers and fans, representing Batman's chief female nemesis. __TOC__ Selina Kyle, also known as Catwoman, was a morally ambiguous thief whose plans were continually foiled by Batman. Although she was a thief at heart, she was also a vocal animal rights activist, sometimes using her costumed persona to investigate and thwart companies violating animal rights. Catwoman is a supervillain and one of Batman's enemies from Gotham City. Catwoman is an anti-hero and occasional super villain in the DC Universe, as well an ally, nemesis, and partial lover of Batman. Selina Kyle, Catwoman (traducción sugerida: "Gatúbela") es un personaje original de DC Comics incluida en Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, creada por Bob Kane y Bill Finger en 1940 y apareciendo por primera vez en Batman #1 llamada simplemente La Gata. Este personaje ha sido descrita en los cómics como villana y adversaria de Batman, pero desde 1990 se le presenta como antiheroína en vez de como una villana tradicional. También es conocida por su compleja relación de odio y amor con el héroe mencionado. Catwoman ha participado además en diversos medios además de los cómics, como películas, series de televisión e incluso videojueos, siendo uno de ellos título Injustice: Gods among us por NetherRealm Studios. En el cómic Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe: Beginnings, ella hace una breve aparición en Selina Kyle, also known as Catwoman, is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise and created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. Currently portrayed as an orphan who learned to survive on Gotham City's streets, Selina took to thievery to survive... but determined to do it in style, she learned martial arts and trained extensively to perfect her skills in cat burglary. Her criminal activities are often tempered by a reluctant altruism, making her an inconstant villain and occasional ally to Batman. She regularly eludes capture by the Dark Knight and maintains a complicated, adversarial relationship with Batman that frequently turns flirtatious and occasionally, legitimately romantic. She's one of Batman's best known loves. Selina Kyle urodziła się w dzielnicy East End. Jej matka była chora i przygnębiona, bardziej zajmowała się kotami niż dziećmi. Brian Kyle, mężczyzna którego uważała za ojca był alkoholikiem. Selina dawała z siebie wszystko, aby dobrze się opiekować siostrą. Samobójstwo matki oraz śmierć ojca zmieniło jej życie. Siostry zostały rozdzielone od siebie, minęło dużo lat, aż się znowu spotkały. she bears resemblance to Morgan Le Fey Lover and enemy of King Arthur. in the comic Sir Batman and Robin in King Arthur's Court by Bill Finger Morgan Le Fey looks just like Catwoman Catwoman is published by DC Comics. Current price per issue is $2.99. Catwoman (traducido como Gatúbela en algunos países hispanohablantes) es el alias de Selina Kyle, una ladrona de guante blanco moralmente reformada, con una relación romántica de idas y venidas con Batman. Se muestra como una mujer tenaz, independiente, y muy conflictiva con su pasado.

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Base: A small apartment in the Upper-East side of Gotham Powers: Experienced gymnast, expert jewel thief Arch-Enemy: Batman Notorious master thief, LEGO Catwoman, is a feline friendly villain that’s always got Batman chasing her! A gymnast and martial artist, her cat-like reflexes help her burglarize Gotham City better than anyone. Speed after her CatCycle to recover the stolen diamonds, but watch out for her whip! She’s one of Batman’s fiercest opponents! Cool Fact: True to her name, Catwoman owns a cat, a faithful feline named Isis! Catwoman Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but so are rubies, emeralds, and just about everything sparkly and expensive for Catwoman! Selina Kyle is the beautiful and daring acrobat with a weakness for jewels and an eye for Batman. With a charming smile, and a deadly whip, Catwoman is a villian you never want to underestimate! City: Gotham City

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Selina Kyle, also known as Catwoman, is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise and created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. Currently portrayed as an orphan who learned to survive on Gotham City's streets, Selina took to thievery to survive... but determined to do it in style, she learned martial arts and trained extensively to perfect her skills in cat burglary. Her criminal activities are often tempered by a reluctant altruism, making her an inconstant villain and occasional ally to Batman. She regularly eludes capture by the Dark Knight and maintains a complicated, adversarial relationship with Batman that frequently turns flirtatious and occasionally, legitimately romantic. She's one of Batman's best known loves. Catwoman ist ein US-amerikanischer Actionfilm der sich lose an die Geschichte von Catwoman basiert. Der Film ist am 17.August 2004 in die Deutschen Kinos gekommen. In modern times, Frank Miller recreated her as a dominatrix which she's proudly been ever since. As a master thief she is a purrectionist. Catwoman is the nemesis, anti-hero, and love interest of Batman, she first appeared in Batman #1 spring 1940. Though typically thought of and depicted as a villainess, Catwoman has repeatedly acted in a heroic capacity, and in more modern comics is a hero as often as she is a villain, and even when a villain shows consistent moral standards and far more restraint and scruples than any of Batman's other major foes. Catwoman (traducido como Gatúbela en algunos países hispanohablantes) es el alias de Selina Kyle, una ladrona de guante blanco moralmente reformada, con una relación romántica de idas y venidas con Batman. Se muestra como una mujer tenaz, independiente, y muy conflictiva con su pasado. Catwoman hizo su debut por primera vez en junio de 1940 en Batman #1. Fue creada por Bill Finger y Bob Kane, inspirada parcialmente en la prima segunda de Kane, Ruth Steel. Tanto ella (acreditada por primera vez como La Gata) y el Joker fueron los dos primeros enemigos de Batman, aunque con el tiempo se la consideró más como una adversaria. Since Catwoman was just a normal little girl she had loved cats. she had three cats and felt like they were her best friends. Growing up she'd felt vulnerable and pushed around, but mostly alone even with everyone around her. She felt like the only one not going anywhere. Selina Kyle urodziła się w dzielnicy East End. Jej matka była chora i przygnębiona, bardziej zajmowała się kotami niż dziećmi. Brian Kyle, mężczyzna którego uważała za ojca był alkoholikiem. Selina dawała z siebie wszystko, aby dobrze się opiekować siostrą. Samobójstwo matki oraz śmierć ojca zmieniło jej życie. Siostry zostały rozdzielone od siebie, minęło dużo lat, aż się znowu spotkały. "Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman, is an accomplished cat burglar with a taste for luxury. She is extremely agile and acrobatic." Lego Batman D.S. Catwoman is one of Batman's oldest foes. She dresses in a cat outfit, but not like that. Catwoman and Batman totally get it on all the time, but that's off-panel because heroes shouldn't act that way. She resides in Gotham City. In most comics, she is portrayed not as a typical villain, who is just purely evil, in fact, she even shared an occasional romance with Batman. This romance is not seen in the SuperFriends universe, at least not in animation, however it is seen in the 60's Batman TV series starring Adam West, which is considered part of the SuperFriends canon to some fans. Catwoman is a Human antihero that resides in the DC Universe. She is a notorious master thief, and an adversary, ally and occasional love interest of Batman. She appears as a fighter in the crossover fighting game Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. Her counterpart in the game is Sonya Blade. Catwoman is a supervillain and one of Batman's enemies from Gotham City. Catwoman ist eine Minifigur der Baureihe Super Heroes und der Baureihe Batman. Die Minifigur ist 2006 (Batman) und 2012 (Super Heroes) erschien. __TOC__ (We start off by zooming on a sign that says "Catwomen Anonymous." Inside, a counselor (played by Jim Jarosz) is talking to women dressed as Catwoman) Counselor: Okay, I think we've made some progress today. I think that Miss [Anne] Hathaway, (played by Tamara Chambers, who gets glared at by a blonde Catwoman (Played by Rachel Tietz)) talking about the benefits of winning her Oscar, shows us all how we can move on (another brunette Catwoman (Joanna Kay) rolls her eyes) from not starring in our own Catwoman movie. Blonde Catwoman: Oh please. Counselor: Miss [Michelle] Pfeiffer disagrees? Michelle: Yes, Miss Pfeiffer disagrees. They talked about making a Catwoman movie for years, and I was supposed to play the part. But they waited too long and the fanbase died down, resulting in that abomination with Halle Berry. Anne Hathaway: Shh shh shh. You know we never mention She Who Must Not Be Mentioned. Michelle: But aren't you technically mentioning her? (that makes Anne think) Brunette Catwoman 2: It doesn't matter. Pfeiffer's role should have been my role to begin with! Counselor: Yes, Sean Young. We all remember how you ambushed Tim Burton dressed as Catwoman in order to force him to put you in the role. (he then glances toward the camera) That's not comedic writing. She really did that, folks. Sean Young: Still doesn't matter! Berry stole the role from all of us and she ruined it! Michelle: Yes, it was the first time that Catwoman had been given the leading role, and she botched it up forever. Anne: Yes, and she has never paid for her actions. Counselor: Now now, ladies, let's stay focused, okay? Uh, Eartha Kitt, (played by Malcolm Ray) I believe last week you were discussing how you felt like a Catman trapped in a Catwoman's body. Eartha Kitt: No! I agree with them! We should keep our focus on the pussy bitch who stole all our chances to shine! If it wasn't for her, one of us could be the definitive Catwoman! Sean: ...Aren't you dead? Michelle: (standing up) Kittkat is right! It's time for retaliation. We can't just sit here all day and listen to this half-wit psychic analysis. Counselor: Psycho. Michelle: What did you call me? Anne: The counselor's name-calling?! This group is falling apart! Sean: (standing up) We need to take action! Anne: (standing up) We will get a leading role! Eartha: (standing up) Purring Rs, unite! (The group of Catwomen purr loudly at the counselor, rolling their Rs as they do) Counselor: Ladies, ladies! This is getting out of hand. Now the Catwoman movie is so despised that no one would ever write that character in a leading role. Okay? I doubt you could even get the lead in a Catwoman review. Eartha: The what? Counselor: The Catwoman review. The one coming out this week. Michelle: By whom? (the group close in on him before we get to the Nostalgia Critic opening!) Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! When the movie Batman Returns came out, people mostly had one reaction: the hell was that [in reaction to seeing Danny DeVito as the Penguin]? But they also had another reaction: Catwoman was pretty cool. And thus a movie based on the anti-hero was in development forever. Tim Burton went back and forth on the project, Michelle Pfeiffer went back and forth on the project, scripts were rewritten and retooled... NC: Until it finally reached the perfection that only years and years of development can give us. Just look at the costume of our main character--(quick picture of Halle Berry as Catwoman, making NC shield his eyes) Oh god, let's just get this over with! (Clips of the movie play) NC (vo): This film not only tops a lot of "worst comic book films of all time" lists, but it also tops a lot of "worst films of all time, period" lists. And you can definitely see why: It is a special kind of "bad". The kind of bad that the main characters from The Producers would put together as an intentional flop to cash in on some sort of money scheme. NC: Yeah...that bad! NC (vo): I'd say let's review it, but really, this is more like a study. A study in asking the questions, how? Why? And... NC: No, those are enough. Let's go ahead and (airquotes) "study" the epic failure that is Catwoman. (A woman is floating face down in the water) Patience Phillips (Halle Berry): (narrating) It all started on the day that I died. NC (vo): We open with our main character deceased, obviously trying to symbolize the movie's ability of being dead on arrival. Patience: (narrating) The day that I died was also the day I started to live. NC (vo): But we'll of course get back to that later as we see the EVIL coproration our main character works for: make-up! But they're trying to hide that better as the husband and wife owners of the company, the wife played by Sharon Stone, are stepping down from being its spokespeople because...they just fucking look evil. Laurel Hedare (Sharon Stone): It has been a magnificent 15 years. But we have decided to choose a new face to represent beauty. George Hedare (Lambert Wilson): Exactly. (The boardroom laugh, the couple laughing evilly) NC: Okay, quick word of advice to anyone joining a large corporation. If your bosses laugh like this: (NC does a couple evil laughs) Evil! NC (vo): Or how about if your performance creates the unforgivable sin of making Rupert Everett look subtle. George: (holding Patience's latest design) This isn't even close to what I wanted. Patience: I know I can fix it. George: I do not reward incompetence. I have no idea why I expected your art to show better taste than your wardrobe. NC: "You totally put me off my 'dick in caviar' party!" [beat] "I bet you didn't even know we threw those, did you?" NC (vo): But she's just too timid to fight back for herself as our main character named Patience... NC: Yes, our kind, quiet innocent is named Patience. The same as naming these guys (Darth Vader) Meanie, (Batman) Brutie, or EVIL! (pictures of George and Laurel are shown again) NC (vo): ...still manages to get to his pity as he allows her to turn in the project tomorrow by midnight. But that's pretty tough, seeing how she can't even tell those hardcore parties with pink lightbulbs to keep the music down. (Loud music plays from the apartment across from hers as she calls out) Patience: (quietly) Excuse me, hi. Excuse me, could you maybe just turn it down? Just...? NC (vo): (as Patience) You better pray this isn't creating contrast for later! NC (vo): It's also difficult when other people's pets like to impossibly place themselves in dangerous situations so that others will try to save them instead of doing something sensible like calling the fire department. (Patience has stepped onto an air conditioner which gives way under her while trying to rescue a cat) Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt): Hey, whoa! Easy! Whatever it is you're thinking, whatever it is you're feeling, it's not worth it, you understand? (he shows her his police badge) Now look, I'm a cop. Maybe I can help. NC: "I know! You read the reviews to The Call! I'd be depressed, too!" (Tom saves her in time just as the air conditioner finally breaks off) NC (vo): So the cop saves her, but finds she's in a hurry to return to her everyday mundane job. (showing a man leaning over the railing in the same two scenes) So every day that this guy's in the exact same spot as before. NC: Is the railing his desk? NC (vo): But the cop manages to find her and returns her wallet. Tom: Tom Lone. Sally (Alex Borstein): Oh that is such a good name. Tom Lone. Rhymes with cone, phone, bone. (Patience laughs) Not that rhyming's all that important. I'll just be in my cubicle. Lone. NC (vo): (as Sally) Just let me know, Halle, if you want me to be more awkward or not as attractive as you. Tom: Is this yours? (he picks up Patience's art portfolio) It's nice. Patience: Thanks. Tom: Yeah, kinda reminds me of early Chagall (may be wrong on that name). Elegant, but whimsical. NC: (he laughs at the words used) You know, not enough cops use the words "elegant" and "whimsical." I'd like to see it brought up in more police meetings. (We're now in a police office where Malcolm's a police chief) Chief: Alright men, we're gonna take this drug lord down the old fashioned way. Offscreen voice: What's the old fashioned way? Chief: Elegant and whimsical. (That makes the room go aah) Peterson! Peterson: Yes, sir! Chief: I want you to especially be enchanted and pleasant. Peterson: You got it, sir. Chief: We're gonna break into this bastard's home, kick down his door, and introduce him to a world of wonder, and merriment! (The crowd cheers) Now, (he picks up a pink feather boa and wraps it on himself) ready your boas. Tom: Tradition of the old Dutch masters. Patience: I'm impressed. Tom: Don't be. I noticed all the art in your apartment, so I googled it at the office. NC: Aww, well that's...alarmingly creepy. Tom: I wanted to apologize to you about this morning, thinking you were a jumper. Hoping I can make it up to you by taking you for coffee. NC (vo): So he...apologizes to her for saving her life...(He thinks about it, then shakes his head)...and thus invites her out on a date to make up for it. Sally: You have to wear that leather outfit I got you for your birthday. Armando (Michael Massee): Remember? Patience: I will never ever...ever wear that outfit. NC (vo): (singsong) Oh, I hope this is creating more contrast! Because if it isn't, that line would be totally awkward and pointless, but if it is, oh boy-ee! (The rest of the day then fastforwards to night where Patience is the last one in the office) (normal) One obnoxious 90s edit later, we see that our messenger to drop off her design has cancelled. So she has to drop it off at Obviously Evil Headquarters herself. (On the computer screen is a woman with a scarred face) Dr. Ivan Slavicky (Peter Slingfield): I don't care that the FDA never saw the headaches and the nausea and the fainting spells. NC: Okay, is it me, or is the editing in this movie out of control? When it has nothing to cut to, it will literally (showing the editing in question) cut to itself. (vo) I don't care how short your audience's attention span is, only cut when you have something to cut to! (at desk) It's like a boxer who has nobody to fight, so he just...(gently punching himself)...hits himself. NC (vo): But she stumbles across the plan of Cruella Jane Lynch whose make-up will start damaging the skin if it's not continually applied. She tries to escape through the sewers, but luckily the henchman who doesn't work there knows the exact button to push in order to flush her out. (Suddenly a gush of water blasts Patience out of the pipe and into the river) NC (vo): So she falls into the river...yet ends up on some rocks far away from the river... NC: Did the water just grab her? NC (vo): ...Where we see the...embarrassingly bad animation left over from Puss In Boots...comes in and quite literally breathes new life into her. I'm not even making that up. It literally breathes new life into her. (The cat in question stands over Patience's body, breathing into her body. The camera zooms in on her eye where her pupils go from round to cat shaped) NC (vo): (as Patience) I suddenly have a need to incorporate horrible cat jokes into my life. (normal) Oh, and I'm not kidding. Everything she does the following day is related to some kind of bad cat humor. She sleeps on the shelf, lands on all fours, hisses at dogs, eats several cans of tuna, and, I shit you not, this is a real scene of what happens when someone gives her catnip. (Patience is thrown a catnip ball and begins rubbing it on her face) Ophelia Powers (Frances Conroy): Catnip. (NC's quite weirded out by that scene) NC: Movie...come on! NC (vo): This is a third grader's idea of what Catwoman should be, not paid writers and directors. No, I take it back. Third graders read comics, so even they would have a better understanding of what makes a better Catwoman than you! Julie Newmar would be telling you to calm down. Crazy cat ladies would be calling you crazy cat lady. NC: Is this really, like, your best foot forward? NC (vo): Years and years of rewrites and fine tuning and this is honestly what you've come up with? NC: We haven't even gotten into the dumbass (quick shot of Patience as Catwoman) costume yet and already I'm embarrassed for you! I'm embarrassed to look at you! It's like that kid that joins the football team even though he's like that big (holding his hand up to his chest) and you show your support anyway (clapping hands), but that turns out you shouldn't have because he's in the hospital with five fractured ribs and he's like, "Why'd you support me? Why'd you show your support?" and it's like I don't know. I saw a movie where a woman sniffed catnip and it (smacking his head) fucked me up! I mean really? Who would take being a Catwoman this ridiculously serious? (Just to answer his question, the Catwomen, led by Michelle, are shown) Michelle: Catwomen unite! (The girls hiss) We will find this Nostalgia Critic, and force him to have us star in his review. Counselor: You know ladies, I really don't think this is helpful to that healing process. (the camera shows he's tied to a chair) Michelle: Oh, but we have such plans for you. Sean: Yes. In a few moments, once we conveniently leave, that door will open (an exit door is shown as a growl is heard) to reveal a ferocious killer tiger. Anne: Ripping you limb from limb, leaving only counselor bones. Eartha: Thus concluding our death trap that ties into our villainous identities. Anne: Come ladies, we have a Critic to visit! (The girls then head off as the music from Batman: The Movie comes on) Narrator: How will the Counselor get out of this one? Will he be the main course for our ferocious feline? (turns out he just gets up from his chair, the rope coming off him. The narration still goes on) Will he be ripped to shreds and left for tiger chow? Will his body be gnawed at until the gnawer can gnaw no more? Will he be next week's kitty litter? (The counselor just leaves the office) Will tiger digestion be his new iPod playlist? (Now he gets in his car) Will he have to spend the rest of his life as a kitty kebab? (Now driving down the road) Can the counselor stand being part of a gr-r-r-r-reat balanced breakfast? (Now he's in a restaurant having a burger) Is there any escape from his delicious decadent doom? Tune in tomorrow! Same Bat-Time! Same Bat...Site! (We then go to commercial) (Now we come back from commercial) NC (vo): So oddly enough, Patience has no memory of being drowned, which is never really explained, but after this scene, (the catnip scene) you could say she's a porcupine and I wouldn't question it. But she does remember that she forgot her date with her cop friend and leaves him an apology coffee. Her life also seems to have a little more bite to it. (She stares at the party across from her apartment quite mad this time) Patience: Hey! Shut that off! Man: Get a life! NC: I think someone's cooking up some contrast payoff! (Patience kicks in the door, jumps on the table, sprays the DJ booth with seltzer, then pounces on the guy from before) NC: Yeah! (chanting) THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE SAW BEFORE! THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE SAW BEFORE! THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE SAW BEFORE! WOOO! NC (vo): But the contrast doesn't stop there. She gets on that leather outfit she said she would never put on and starts living up to her cat burglar name by stealing stuff. But it seems she now has a split personality as in the morning she does remember stealing them and actually returns it with the word "sorry" written on it. She wants to know what the hell is going on, so she returns the cat named Midnight to its owner and ask, "What the hell is going on?" Patience: You wrote this? Ophelia: I was a professor for 20 years. (Looking over a picture of an Egyptian cat statue) The goddess, Bast. The Maus are sacred to Bast. They're her messengers. NC (vo): Oh, and here's a fun game. Bet yourself $10 that you can listen to this explanation of who she is without cracking a smile. (Patience is shown a variety of Catwomen over vast periods of time and history) Ophelia: You follow your own desires. This is both a blessing and a curse. You are a Catwoman. Incredibly heightened. Patience: So I'm not Patience anymore? Opelia: You are Patience... and you are Catwoman. NC: You just lost $10, didn't you? NC (vo): So she shows all the photoshopped pictures of history she says that she's been given a gift that's been passed on through the ages, and that she has tried to prove this theory as a professor in the past, but nobody has ever believed her. Why? Ophelia: Male academia. Hm! NC: ...I'm sorry, what was the reasoning again? Ophelia: Male academia. NC: ...Okay. Look, lady. Um, I'm not gonna act like there isn't some double standard bullshit going on in the world. Uh, women getting paid less than men, that's bullshit. Uh, men sleeping around with women being called a player, but a woman sleeps around with men, she's called a slut, that's bullshit. But when you go around with your (air quotes) "theories" that there are in fact (air quotes) "Catwomen," who exist today and have existed years in the past because the spirits of the Egyptian gods are in these little tiny felines going around who breathe on dead women, bringing them back to life, a sort of (air quotes) "Catwoman zombie," if you will, who now exist and fight crime even to this day... why do you think nobody believed you again? Ophelia: Male academia. NC: (makes buzzer sound) Wrong! It's because you're fucking crazy! (he slams the desk to make a FUCKING CRAZY! sign come up, making a cash register ding as it does) NC (vo): "Male academia"? Suck my sexist, women-bashing, chauvinistic, stripper-watching, porn-loving, overly-paid dick! NC: If this movie's all "women are power," how come in the next scene she's dressed like... (Patience is now in her Catwoman outfit) NC (vo): ...a poster a 13-year old boy would hang over his bed and jerk off to? Yeah. Look at that thing. It looks even dumber close up, doesn't it? I can't tell you how it looks on her far away cause I never see it on her far away. Instead they place it on her CGI puppet which makes me keep checking the TV to make sure I haven't put on a re-run of fucking ReBoot! NC: Someone needs to show these idiots how Catwoman is really done! (Suddenly the phone rings and he picks it up) Hello? Michelle: Hello, Critic. We're just giving you a fair warning that you better watch your back and keep an eye out around every corner because a fearsome band of sharp toothed panthers are on the prowl. (NC puts the phone down) NC: Kay. Guess I'm not gonna throw any caution to the wind here. (then the doorbell rings) Who could that be? (he gets up to open the door and sees the Catwomen outside) Anne: He opened it! I can't believe he just opened it! (And NC gets a fist in the face by Michelle, knocking him down as they come in) Michelle: Cat's out of the bag, Critic. Sean: We need a role we can sink our teeth into. Anne: And you have the purrrfect part. Eartha: Cat related pun! NC: What the hell's going on here? What do you want? Sean: We're here to star in your Catwoman review. Michelle: So we can show up that cow horse, Halle Berry. NC: (getting up) Forget it! You're not stealing this review from me! Anne: Very well, you've forced us to take action. Eartha: Get ready to be declawed. (The group moves on in him, but then nearly fall over on their heels due to the carpet. The group eventually fall over) NC: A-ha! You've fallen for the Catwoman's greatest weakness: fetish fuel! (The group gets up, aiming their heels at NC) Anne: Come on, ladies. Let's finally put these things to some good use. NC: Oh come on, what are you gonna do with those pointless things? (Suddenly they cock like guns and he runs as they shoot at him. He runs down to the basement. The girls head to the kitchen) Sean: After him! (Now they have another problem: running barefoot on a wooden floor) NC: Okay, I know it's in here somewhere. (He then begins rummaging through a box, moving away a VHS copy of Babes in Toyland, a CD of The Music of TGWTG.com, a Beetlejuice lunchbox) Soundtrack, movie, lunchbox- fuck is that doing here? (Discovering he has a Sex and the City trivia game before getting to his prize) Ah, here we go! (He pulls out a manual called "How to Train Your Catwoman" by Michael Gough. He soon hears the Catwomen coming down. They see him and hiss as he reads a page) "Try playing to the Catwoman's duality, it often wins them critical praise" Hey! (that makes the group stop) You seem very...two people-ish! Michelle: Are you kidding? I am so psychologically tortured. Anne: What do you mean? I'm the one who's constantly switching sides. Sean: Hey, I'm extremely complex. Eartha: Oh please, you never even got a chance to be in the role. Michelle: My dreams were crushed in the first third of screen time. Anne: Oh yeah? Well, can you sing about your dreams like this? (Music comes on as she steps off to the side, taking her mask off) (singing) I dreamed a dream in time gone by- (and then she gets punched out as the Catwomen have a cat fight! This allows NC to slip out in the confusion to the basement living room, locking the door behind him. He goes to sit on the chair) NC: While that cat fight's going on outside, let's see the real catastrophe that's going on here. NC (vo): We see Catwoman goes inside a club in thinking she can find the answers of who tried to kill her. Bartender: What can I do for you? Catwoman: White Russian. No ice, hold the vodka, hold the Kahlua. (In short, just plain milk and cream) NC: ...I'M A CAT!!!! NC (vo): She locates one of the thugs that tried to kill her that night and tries to get some info out of him. (Catwoman's got the man pinned down) Catwoman: The other night you killed somebody. She was a nice girl. Why? (Before he speaks, she grabs his tongue) NC: Oh gee, wait, let me try to guess what the next line is. Um, pfft, "dog ate your biscuit?" Catwoman: Cat got your tongue? NC: Oh yeah, yeah! That seemed much more logical. NC (vo): So he tells her about the secret headquarters. She goes there...and then leaves. NC: Odd. (Tom's looking at the bag which has "Sorry" written on it as well as the coffee cup with "Sorry" written on it, both in Patience's handwriting) NC (vo): But wait a second. Our cop friend might be on the lead about who stole and returned those jewels from the other night. Tech: There are similarities. Shape of the S, archstroke of the Rs... NC (vo): (flabbergasted) What the...? Are you fucking kidding me!? NC: You took it to a handwriting expert? A handwriting... LOOK AT THEM!! NC (vo): Ray Charles with a fucking blindfold on could tell it was the same person! But hey, don't let this get in the way of your date where a carousel breaks and she uses all her flips and kicks to save a little kid from falling. But wait a minute. Could this and the handwriting point to her possibly being the culprit? Tom: Well I'm not sure how you did it, but...I'm impressed. NC: Guess not! (Catwoman has confronted George at the circus) NC (vo): No, clearly he needs to see her do it. Like this encounter at Circus de Seussical where she's trying to get more answers, when our cop friend comes across the Catwoman who's the same height, same skin color and exact same voice, and yet, really fucking miraculously, he still can't tell who it is! Yeah, look at him try to take off that mask! Oh, you'll figure it out someday! Oh, too late! She got away! NC: Oh well, better luck next time! I'm off on a date with my... (Tom and Patience are getting dinner) NC (vo): ...cat-like girlfriend. It's good to get away from that criminal I'm chasing and being hooked up with a completely different person who...hates the rain like a cat, eats sushi like a cat, she even makes purring sounds while having sex with you because... NC: (almost breaking down) ...guess what, you fucking moron? She's a goddamn ca-a-a-at! (he clutches his head) Can you just promise me that there's a little blonde-haired niece (clip of Penny from Inspector Gadget) going around actually solving the crime for him? It wouldn't be any more far-fetched than the rest of this movie, and...by god, I just have to have some hope in humanity. (Suddenly the door's banged on) Oh fuckbunnies! (The Catwomen are ramming against the door) Eartha: Harder, ladies! *BAM* Put your kitty pride into it! Sean: Wait, I have a better idea. I'll be right back. (The door bursts open and they cheer before stepping in, not seeing NC) Anne: Where'd he go? Wh-where'd he go? (turns out he was in the closet, kitty cornering while their backs are turned, but they see him) Hey! (NC runs upstairs, but stops as the Catwomen get to him to see what he's looking at: A sandworm bursting out of the ground! Ridden by Sean!) Sean: I am the Kwisatz Haderach Give-A-Dog-A-Bone! (Of course, the sandworm goes right back into the ground along with her!) Anne: Huh. That was weird. And now to--(turns out NC disappeared in the confusion. He's in the living room looking over the book) NC: C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! "Catwomen can never resist a romantic dance sequence!" (the Catwomen find him) Um...(he then holds out his hand as if to ask "shall we dance?" The girls are taken by it and the next scene, he's wrapped up by them before continuing the review) Anyway... NC (vo): Sharon Stone's evil plan is revealed, which is the exact same evil plan in the first ten minutes. Nothing's changed, yet we spent an hour and a half trying to reveal it, and she frames Catwoman for the murder of her husband. But Inspector Clouseau FINALLY figures out it was her the whole time. How? Well, through his brilliant deductive reasoning and hi-tech CSI gadgetry, they took the lipstick mark that was left on his cheek during the fight sequence and compared it with the lipstick mark she left on a glass when they were dating, and the DNA and the pattern decoder matched them up perfectly, thus deducing that they are, in fact, the same person. Wow, you made that so much more complicated than it needed to be! (whispering) Hey genius, don't tell anyone, but I have a sneaking suspicion that (a picture of Grimace, Birdie and Hamburglar are shown) one of these guys is stealing burgers. I haven't figured out which, but shh shh, we'll find the culprit. So even though she's thrown in jail, she slips through the bars... (NC can't believe how stupid that is) NC: Can one of you remind me to hit something later? Catwomen: Sure! (Catwoman and Laurel are fighting) NC (vo): ...and makes her way to Sharon Stone's hideout where she tries to stop her evil make-up from taking over the world. And you know, saying that out loud makes me realize just how fucking sexist this "empowering women" movie sounds. Ophelia: Male academia. NC (vo): But get this. Because she's used the make-up for so long, it makes her skin indestructible. Laurel: I can't be hurt. Catwoman: Beau-line. Laurel: You stop using it and your face disintegrates! (she then hits Catwoman with a pipe) But if you keep using it, skin like living marble. NC (vo): So wait, she's created this make-up where the more you use it, the more powerful you become? And all you had to do is keep using it to make you stronger? I'm sorry, what's the downside to this? "Oh people will rot if you stop using it." Well okay, keep fucking using it. Where's the problem? Why are you marketing this in cosmetics? You should be marketing this to the military. Ophelia: Male academia. (Catwoman then scratches Laurel's face, proving she's not indestructible) NC (vo): Oh, I guess the problem is she's a fucking liar. The make-up is clearly not indestructible as it apparently starts coming off. (Catwoman tries to save Laurel from the ledge she was kicked onto, but Laurel loses her grip and falls to her death, landing on the Hedare logo in the front hall) Oh, and apparently indestructible also doesn't include falling off a building. Yeah, that's apparently its kryptonite, too. Kind of false advertising, but whatever. (Tom is reading a newspaper with the front story being about Catwoman) Catwoman's proven innocent, but find she can't stay with her boyfriend because...(clip of Peter Parker walking away from MJ at the funeral) last-ten-minutes-of-Spider-Man explanation, (Catwoman walks off into the night) and I cry for anyone who didn't get an immediate refund before the credits started rolling. Eartha: Mmm, you dance so well. Michelle: Yes, and since I'm so complex, it feels like I'm dancing with more than one person. (Somehow, NC managed to slip out from the dance) Anne: Actually, it feels like a little less than before. (the girls realize he's gone) Hey! (NC's running down the hall when Sean comes out from under the floor, covered in dirt, making him retreat into his office, holding the door shut behind him) NC: When will they realize I don't want four beautiful women in skintight catsuits interrupting my review? (he then realizes just what the hell he said!) The fuck am I doing? (he then opens the door) Hi! You know I'm not sure if you're aware of the internet's policy on boobs. You see, just the mere appearance of them, even if they're covered up, guarantees a viewcount of double D proportions. Eartha: We will be more than happy to continue exploiting our boobage once you give us an opinion of that godawful Halle Berry. NC: Oh what, her performance? Well, that's easy enough. I think she's fine. Catwomen: WHAT!? NC (vo): I mean it's by no means good, but let's face it, there's nothing any actress could bring to it to make it work. I mean when the script calls for you to rub catnip on your face, how well can you seriously portray that? It's over the top and goofy, but I think that just adds to the insanity that the film's already gotten across. NC: So in all fairness, I see no reason to ball her out for it. Wouldn't you agree? (The girls cock their heels at him) Is my male academia showing? Michelle: Prepare to be neutered by bullets, Catblocker. (they cock their heels again) NC: Alright, stop it, all of you! I mean haven't you ever put together that maybe not being in this movie is the best thing that could ever happen to you? (Clips of the movie play as he gives a summary) NC (vo): I mean this film is beyond bad. Like headscratchingly "How on earth could anybody take any sentence in this seriously?" bad. It's a marvel. It can barely be put into words. Nothing in any realm of reality could save it from the bad writing and directing that consumed every frame of this picture. Yeah, it is that bad. NC: And you want to be a part of that? (The girls then realize their mistake) You don't even know what you're suffering from, do you? You are suffering from (graphic on the left) Catwomen Raging Against Halle Berry Syndrome. (they get it now) That's right. You all have C.R.A.H.B.S. (The girls gasp) Anne: So that explains that itching feeling inside. NC: It's alright. A lot of women who've gone through what you've gone through have it, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. All you have to do is find a way to live with it and continue to bring joy to people. Sean: But how can four attractive women dessed like this bring joy to people? NC: On the internet, there's definitely a way. (He nods at the girls. The next scene has them watching Sean on her back clawing at some string) Girls: Aww! Sean: I am so fluffy! That's so cute! NC: Yep. The only thing that bizarrely gets more more views than porn is cat videos. Anne: Eartha, you are so cute! (they're watching a video of Eartha being tickled, then raising her arms up in surprise) (Next video is of Anne trying to stay awake) Sean: Hathaway, you're adorable! (Next video is of Michelle pawing at the camera before a scary face and loud scream are added onto her face, scaring them) Girls: Screamer! (Sean and Eartha high five each other) NC: Well, my work here is done. (He heads to the living room before seeing the door opened and another Catwoman (Orlando Belise, Jr.) standing there) Halle Berry? Halle: I hear somebody didn't like my movie. (NC takes out the book to consult it) NC: If you should come across Halle Berry you are doomed for she clearly has no idea what makes a real Catwoman." (He then screams like a girl as Halle closes in on him. Sounds of fighting and him screaming are heard while the girls are focused on their videos) Halle Berry is crazy! Michelle: We're beyond that, Critic. (Glass break!) NC: She's tearing me apart! Anne: You're projecting! NC: Aaaah! Eartha: Someone's got a bad case of the C.R.A.H.B.S. Girls: Mm-hmm! Anne: You are so fluffy! (Now we come to the credits) Channel Awesome logo Ophelia: Male academia. (We get one last scene) Dedicated to all those suffering from C.R.A.H.B.S. (We're back in the support center as the girls get up) Anne: I'm Anne Hathaway and I have C.R.A.H.B.S. Sean: I'm Sean Young and I have C.R.A.H.B.S. Eartha: I'm Eartha Kitt and I have C.R.A.H.B.S. Michelle: I'm Michelle Pfeiffer and I have C.R.A.H.B.S. (Joining them today is Chester A. Bum) Chester: I'm Chester A. Bum and I have crabs. Anne: Really? You have Catwomen Raging Against Halle Berry Syndrome? Chester: Oh god am I in the wrong place! (he then leaves for his proper meeting) Catwoman est née dans l’univers WC Comic d’un croisement entre un chat et une bobine de licra noir. Elle est surtout connue pour être le plan cul régulier de Batman depuis 1940, mais aussi la serial post-casteuse de centaines de vidéo de chats sur Youtube et Dailymotion dont une de dix heures sur Nyan Cat. Faute de voler votre argent, elle vole votre temps ! « C'est un chat ! mais non c'est un Cat ! Oh man ! » ~ Un negro sous acide Mulher Gato (em inglês Catwoman) é o alter ego de Selina Kyle, uma personagem de histórias-em-quadrinho, inimiga de Batman, que foi criada em 1940 por Bill Finger e Bob Kane, e teve sua primeira aparição na edição número 1 de Batman. Ela aparece no jogo Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, contra atuando com Sonya Blade. Selina Kyle, Catwoman (traducción sugerida: "Gatúbela") es un personaje original de DC Comics incluida en Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, creada por Bob Kane y Bill Finger en 1940 y apareciendo por primera vez en Batman #1 llamada simplemente La Gata. Este personaje ha sido descrita en los cómics como villana y adversaria de Batman, pero desde 1990 se le presenta como antiheroína en vez de como una villana tradicional. También es conocida por su compleja relación de odio y amor con el héroe mencionado. Catwoman ha participado además en diversos medios además de los cómics, como películas, series de televisión e incluso videojueos, siendo uno de ellos título Injustice: Gods among us por NetherRealm Studios. En el cómic Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe: Beginnings, ella hace una breve aparición enfrentando a Sonya Blade. Selina Kyle is Catwoman, a Gotham City thief who has crossed paths with Batman on several occasions. She is also the daughter of crime boss Rex "The Lion" Calabrese, and heiress to his crime family. Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise. The supervillainess was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane, partially inspired by Kane's second cousin by marriage, Ruth Steel. The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appears in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she is known as The Cat. As an adversary of Batman, she was a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts. Modern writers have attributed her activities and costumed identity as a response to a history of abuse. Since the 1990s, Catwoman has been featured in an eponymous series that cast her as an antiheroine rather than a supervillainess. The character has been one of Batman's most enduring love interests, and has occasionally been depicted as his one true love. A popular figure, Catwoman has been featured in most media adaptations related to Batman. Actresses Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, and Eartha Kitt introduced her to a large audience on the 1960s Batman television series and the 1966 Batman motion picture. Michelle Pfeiffer portrayed the character in 1992's Batman Returns. Halle Berry starred in a stand-alone Catwoman film in 2004, although only loosely based on the Batman character. Catwoman was ranked #11 in IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Villains Of All Time List. She was also ranked #51 on Wizard magazine's "100 Greatest Villains of All Time" list. __FORCETOC__ Image:Help.png left|80px Catwoman es una luchadora que aparece en el juego Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. Es la contraparte de Sonya Blade. Selina Kyle, also known as Catwoman, was a morally ambiguous thief whose plans were continually foiled by Batman. Although she was a thief at heart, she was also a vocal animal rights activist, sometimes using her costumed persona to investigate and thwart companies violating animal rights. Catwoman, also known as The Cat or Selina Kyle, is a Batman minifigure introduced in 2006. She was re-released in 2012 as part of the Super Heroes theme. Catwoman (Selina Kyle) is a super-villain turned anti-hero in the DC Universe of comics. Catwoman (real name: Selina Kyle) is a major supervillainess of the DC comics' Batman franchise. Created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. Catwoman is a seductively sneaky female burglar and a jewel thief who dresses like a cat and carries a bullwhip while performing her thefts. Though most modern iterations of the character are just as heroic as they are villainous, Catwoman is still commonly recognized as a villain by most viewers and fans, representing Batman's chief female nemesis. Nevertheless, Catwoman is still sometimes an ally to Batman and also is often his lover. And despite being a villain, Catwoman operates under a strict moral code that does not include killing. Due to her more benign and honorable nature (as well as his feelings for her), Batman usually lets her slip through the cracks. She has her own DC comic series, where she is now a Superhero, a transition the character has been making well since the 1990s. she bears resemblance to Morgan Le Fey Lover and enemy of King Arthur. in the comic Sir Batman and Robin in King Arthur's Court by Bill Finger Morgan Le Fey looks just like Catwoman Catwoman is published by DC Comics. Current price per issue is $2.99. Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise. She was created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane. The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appeared in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she is an adversary of Batman known as The Cat, a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts, who is revealed at the end of the story to be a socialite, Selina Kyle. Over the next few decades, the character was established as one of Batman's principal foes, usually depicted in a revealing costume, often fitted with a cat-like tail. She is typically thwarted by him in the attempt to steal valuables, especially those with some connection to a cat theme. Catwoman's origin was revised in 1986 when writer Frank Miller and artist David Mazzucchelli published Batman: Year One, a revision of Batman's origin. Selina Kyle was reintroduced as a cat-loving dominatrix prostitute who is inspired to become a costumed cat burglar when she sees Batman in action. Subsequent writers have rejected this backstory to ascribe her turn to crime instead as a reaction to a history of abuse, first at the hands of an alcoholic father and subsequently in an orphanage. However, characters associated with the earlier stories in which Catwoman had been a prostitute have remained a part of her supporting cast. Although most frequently depicted as one of Batman's gallery of costumed foes, Catwoman has sometimes been treated as a love interest, even as his one true love. His reaction to the attraction is usually ambivalent at best, since it is his duty to arrest her for her crimes; she, by contrast, is often depicted as flirtatious, if only to provide herself with an opportunity to escape. However, there have also been story lines in which Catwoman has acted as Batman's ally for a time, either because she has temporarily reformed or because they share a common enemy. In 1993, Catwoman was given her first ongoing comic book series, and has since intermittently featured either in a back-up strip or separate title, as well as in the comic books featuring Batman. Catwoman is a popular figure, and has therefore been featured in most media adaptations related to Batman. Actresses Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, and Eartha Kitt introduced her to a large audience on the 1960s Batman television series and the 1966 Batman motion picture. Michelle Pfeiffer portrayed the character in 1992's Batman Returns. And Halle Berry starred in a stand-alone Catwoman film in 2004, although it was only loosely based on the comic book character. Catwoman is an anti-hero and occasional super villain in the DC Universe, as well an ally, nemesis, and partial lover of Batman.

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