. . "Professor Diaz"@en . . . "Professor Diaz is a Castle Heterodyne prisoner and a Spark, planted there by The Council to further the conspiracy to re-throne the Storm King. He has been working on a device to kill the Castle's multiple personalities by using carefully smuggled parts. He has a team of three prisoners working with him - they may have been Council plants: Dr. Mittelmind (a male Mad Social Scientist), Fr\u00E4ulein Snaug (Dr. Mittelmind's best minion), and Professor Mezzasalma (half man/half spider-clank). His immediate [ loyalty switch] [[Chronology - Volume #|\u2723 ]] to the real Lady Heterodyne and his words of praise for her actions suggest he is more socio-politically savvy than the usual laboratory jock. Currently his head has been smashed in by an enormous marshmallow gun (wielded as a huge metal club, of course -- marshmallows not being especially lethal by themselves, even when shot from a large gun) while very interesting ideas are being generated about what to [ do with his body] [[Chronology - Volume #|\u2723 ]]."@en . "Professor Diaz"@en . . . . . . "Sparky engineer"@en . "with \"Cucaracha\""@en . "Professor Diaz is a Castle Heterodyne prisoner and a Spark, planted there by The Council to further the conspiracy to re-throne the Storm King. He has been working on a device to kill the Castle's multiple personalities by using carefully smuggled parts. He has a team of three prisoners working with him - they may have been Council plants: Dr. Mittelmind (a male Mad Social Scientist), Fr\u00E4ulein Snaug (Dr. Mittelmind's best minion), and Professor Mezzasalma (half man/half spider-clank)."@en . . . . "Mouthing off at the boss"@en . "[No given name provided] Diaz"@en . .