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V of Doom

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At the end of about every god-damn show Viacom owns/distributes, the "V of Doom" appears. It is a device created by Satan and Viacom Enterpises/Inc. in 1976 to shorten people's lives (similar to other WMD's/Scary Logos such as the Screen Gems "S from Hell" and the Yorkshire Television "Chevron of Doom"). Remember, do not be fooled that your favourite show is produced by another company. Viacom now distributes for every single company in the world. Recently, VID TV in Russia has bought Viacom to be it's co-distributor. If you hate Viacom then just give up on TV and pick up a real hobby, you television troublemakers!

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At the end of about every god-damn show Viacom owns/distributes, the "V of Doom" appears. It is a device created by Satan and Viacom Enterpises/Inc. in 1976 to shorten people's lives (similar to other WMD's/Scary Logos such as the Screen Gems "S from Hell" and the Yorkshire Television "Chevron of Doom"). Remember, do not be fooled that your favourite show is produced by another company. Viacom now distributes for every single company in the world. Recently, VID TV in Russia has bought Viacom to be it's co-distributor. If you hate Viacom then just give up on TV and pick up a real hobby, you television troublemakers! Exposure to the V of Doom may cause mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, indigestion, a strong urge to go to Hell, Sleep Paralysis, nightmares that paralyze you, and anything else but happiness, satisfaction, etc. And it's all thanks to those Hell Hormones Satan and Viacom Enterprises/Inc. has injected to each and every V of Doom. Then when it comes on TV at the end of shows such as "I Love Lucy", "The Andy Griffith Show", and "The Honeymooners", among others, the V of Doom passes the hormones to you visually. AND as a bonus, you can get them in V tablets (Only in Satanic shops statewide)! The V of Doom consists of a giant blue or black V zooming up on either a lavender, sky blue, green, turquoise, orange, pink, white, or grayscale (For Black & White Shows) background. It's also been reported that one version flashes different colors (To give viewers seizures), but this version is unconfirmed to be real, the text "A Viacom Presentation" zooms in to a 5-note synthesizer tune with a timpani drum roll playing throughout with a final, rather loud pound at the end, composed by Philip Glass. (Sometimes either in warp-speed , lower pitch music , or the pinball music from the 1971 logo). Once the "V" stops zooming in, your TV screen can (and will) break. In fact, in past cases, it has been rumored by technologists that after the V of doom zoomed in and breaks the TVs, it jumped out of TV screens and violently attacked approximately 999,999 people worldwide (mainly here in the states). Fortunately, it isn't as common nowadays (Though it might still appear on Local TV reruns of programs they distributed), but when it was common, it, its creators, and its composer were deemed not responsible for damage to TVs by a panel of Viacom's lawyers. The V of Doom Can be seen below: