. "1"^^ . . "This is the twenty-second Total Drama Valley episode by Brekclub85. It was a typical day on the part of the Great Valley that Chris and the producers had picked for the set of TDV. Except that they all knew that this was it: the final challenge. Chris came out in front of the cameras, applying hair gel as usual. \u201CHello viewers,\u201D he grinned in his usual evil way, \u201CIt\u2019s all come down to this: The final episode of Total\u2026.Drama\u2026.Valley! And the final time I have to legally pay Chef.\u201D \u201CI heard that!\u201D the former army major-turned cook yelled. Chris decided to ignore him. \u201CBy the end of today: it\u2019ll have be decided who wins the 2 wishes from the magical Stone of Cold Fire: Kind but mostly boring bronto Ali?\u201D \u201CHey!\u201D Ali called. \u201COr nice but too panicky t-rex Chomper?\u201D \u201CHey!\u201D Chomper called."@en . . "This is the twenty-second Total Drama Valley episode by Brekclub85. It was a typical day on the part of the Great Valley that Chris and the producers had picked for the set of TDV. Except that they all knew that this was it: the final challenge. Chris came out in front of the cameras, applying hair gel as usual. \u201CHello viewers,\u201D he grinned in his usual evil way, \u201CIt\u2019s all come down to this: The final episode of Total\u2026.Drama\u2026.Valley! And the final time I have to legally pay Chef.\u201D \u201CI heard that!\u201D the former army major-turned cook yelled. Chris decided to ignore him. \u201CBy the end of today: it\u2019ll have be decided who wins the 2 wishes from the magical Stone of Cold Fire: Kind but mostly boring bronto Ali?\u201D \u201CHey!\u201D Ali called. \u201COr nice but too panicky t-rex Chomper?\u201D \u201CHey!\u201D Chomper called. \u201CWe asked our Final Two players to record their thoughts on this season, and like any secret, we\u2019re going to show them to you now!\u201D CC Ali: I\u2019ll admit, this show wasn\u2019t exactly the best time of my life, but I enjoyed it\u2026for the most part. I met some dinosaurs here who were pretty cool, like Tippy, Mo, Rory, Myra, Nod, Shorty, and Tera. And Littlefoot\u2026..well, I\u2019m still kind of upset about what happened. Also, the food here was awful! I think I\u2019d rather try meat than eat anymore of Chef\u2019s green food ever again. Chomper: This show was pretty fun! I didn\u2019t think I\u2019d make it this far! The challenges were fun, except for that one with Doc, and the one where I got chased by that threehorn. I\u2019m glad Rory won that key, so I got to eat the good meat for quite some time. I\u2019d like to say hi to my mom and dad, and my uncle Red Claw\u2026, and no matter what the final result it, Ali promised me one of the wishes! Ali and Chomper were in the Mess Hall, eating their last breakfast of the competition. Much to their surprise, Chris had it so Chef would prepare dishes they actually liked! \u201CBeing a finalist has it\u2019s perks,\u201D Ali grinned, chewing on her favorite type of treestar. \u201CYou\u2019re right there,\u201D Chomper agreed, chomping on a flyer and a few snapping shells on the side. Chris came into the Mess Hall. \u201CCongrats dude and dudette for making it to the last episode,\u201D the host said to the Final Two. \u201CYour final challenge will begin soon, but we have a little twist the producers and myself decided to add.\u201D Ali and Chomper gulped. \u201C\u201DWhat is it?\u201D asked Ali. Then, Chomper\u2019s sniffer began acting up. \u201CI smell someone,\u201D the little purple sharptooth noted. \u201CWho?\u201D asked Ali. \u201CIt smells like\u2026.Petrie and\u2026.Nod\u2026.Ooh, Rita too\u2026.I smell everybody!\u201D Chomper and Ali then ran outside. Indeed, the 20 losers all were walking up the Tunnel of Shame, back to the game area. \u201CWe felt the final challenge should have a proper audience,\u201D Chris explained. \u201CHi guys,\u201D Chomper waved to his friends. \u201CHi Chomper,\u201D Rory, Myra, Tricia, Tera, and Shorty waved. Just then, Littlefoot came out of the tunnel and saw Ali, but she quickly turned her head away. CC Littlefoot: I thought Ali wasn\u2019t still mad at me anymore, guess I was wrong. I just really want to make it up to her\u2026 Rita in a flash ran up to Chomper and then pounced on him and proceeded to kiss him. \u201COh, I\u2019ve missed you so much Chomper!\u201D she smiled, hugging him. \u201CI can tell,\u201D Chomper grinned, happy to see his girlfriend again. Soon, they saw Cera come up the Tunnel of Shame last. She wasn\u2019t saying anything. Tippy came up to Ali. \u201CCera\u2019s really calmed down since she lost,\u201D the spiketail explained. Ali could see the look of regret on Cera\u2019s face. \u201CHey Ali\u2026\u201D Cera said calmly. \u201CHi Cera,\u201D Ali replied. Chris then broke up the reunion. \u201CFor the final challenge, each of the two remaining contestants can pick 4 losers each to be their little team that can assist them in the last race. Chomper, you can pick first.\u201D Chomper immediately knew his first choice. \u201CRita,\u201D he smiled, and she ran over and hugged him. \u201CYou\u2019re turn Ali,\u201D said Chris. \u201CI pick Tippy,\u201D Ali smirked, and Tippy came over. \u201CRory,\u201D Chomper said next. The fast biter came over. \u201CShorty,\u201D Ali said right after that. \u201CPetrie,\u201D continued the sharptooth. \u201CMyra,\u201D was Ali\u2019s next choice. \u201CYou each how one mini-teammate left to pick,\u201D Chris said. Chomper pondered who to pick next. \u201CI pick\u2026.Nod,\u201D Chomper said. Nod came over, not expecting to be picked. It was Ali\u2019s last turn to pick. She saw Littlefoot looking at her, trying to smile as best as he could. \u201CMy last choice is Rhett,\u201D Ali said suddenly. \u201CAll right!\u201D Rhett cheered, walking over. Littlefoot looked hurt. CC Ali: I just felt that now was not the right time for any potential drama between me and Littlefoot. After this over, I\u2019ll talk to him, I swear. \u201COk other losers, gather in the grand stands our interns prepared and it caused 4 to be hospitalized to watch the race on the monitors. Chomper, Ali, and your support groups, follow me to the TDV helicopter.\u201D Chris explained. \u201CAli\u2026.\u201D Littlefoot said silently. IN THE HELICOPTER\u2026\u2026.. The players involved in the final challenge were being flown to the starting line of the final race. \u201CI got so close to winning,\u201D Shorty said. \u201CBut I only took 4th place.\u201D \u201CDon\u2019t feel bad Shorty,\u201D said Ali. Meanwhile Rhett was excited, maybe he could win Ali\u2019s heart now! CC Rhett: I feel bad about what happened between Littlefoot and Ali, but maybe she\u2019ll replace him with me hopefully\u2026..(Gasps), but what if she starts to like Shorty?! \u201CYou can do this Chomper,\u201D Rory said, encouraging his friend. It had all come down to this race. Soon, Chris landed the helicopter on top of a hill in the Mysterious Beyond. \u201COk Ali, Chomper, this is your challenge:\u201D the host began to say, when he noticed the monitor. It had gone all staticy. \u201COk great, which one of you geniuses tampered with the TDV satellite?!\u201D he complained to a walkie-talkie to some of the interns. \u201CIt wasn\u2019t us,\u201D they replied. Chris huffed. \u201COk, just launch another one,\u201D he huffed, smacking his face. In a few minutes, another satellite was launched into space. The helicopter landed at the starting line. \u201CThe last challenge is a race from here all the way back to the seats where the losers are sitting back on the set,\u201D he explained. \u201CThat very long run,\u201D commented Petrie. CC Chomper: I think I\u2019m a good runner. You have to be when you\u2019re a hunter. The Final Two and their little pit crews got ready. Chris began the countdown. \u201CI\u2019m not even going to use the starting gun this time dudes,\u201D he said. \u201CSo nothing could possibly go wrong when I say go.\u201D Ali and Chomper got ready, doing any warm-ups they could think of. \u201CTippy\u2019s excited,\u201D Tippy said. \u201COn the count of 3,\u201D Chris said, talking in a voice used to increase tension. \u201C3\u2026..2\u2026..1\u2026..GO!!!!\u201D When Chris shouted \u201CGo\u201D, an echo occurred because of where they were, and the echo was so loud it startled a nearby flyer so much it fell out of it\u2019s nest. \u201CDang it\u2026\u201D complained Chris. The race was on. Ali and Chomper began dashing with all the might they could run with. (Insert action-chase sequence music here.) \u201CGo Chomper!\u201D cheered on Petrie. The first section of the course was downhill, so the competing dinos were moving faster than they normally do. \u201CI\u2019m used to this,\u201D Myra said, being a fast biter naturally. CC Myra: I\u2019m just happy that I was able to be involved in Cera\u2019s defeat. Tee hee hee\u2026.. Meanwhile at the grandstands, the 12 losers who weren\u2019t chosen to help were watching the race eagerly. \u201CThis is very thrilling to watch, it is, it is,\u201D Ducky said, and nobody disagreed with her. \u201CWho cares?\u201D Hyp grumbled, still upset for the being the first player voted out of the contest. Meanwhile, Cera was sitting at the back of the crowd, still a little sad. She felt so dumb now. She let her desire to win be more important than anything else. \u201CDon\u2019t you want to watch the race Cera?\u201D Ducky asked, walking over to her. Cera looked surprised, she thought for sure Ducky would be the most angry at her. \u201CYeah\u2026I do,\u201D Cera said, beginning to smile. CC Cera: I\u2019ve learned my lesson. Winning isn\u2019t everything. But still\u2026.I still kinda hope Ali loses\u2026 BACK ON THE RACE\u2026.. Ali and Chomper had reached the bottom of the hill and were now racing across the Mysterious Beyond. Lots of sharpteeth nearby witnessed the race. Since the sharpteeth were given tv sets too, they also knew well about TDV. And it was no mystery who they wanted to win. \u201CHey mom, hey dad!\u201D Chomper waved, seeing his mother Terri and his father Dein among the crowd. \u201CDon\u2019t give up son!\u201D Dein called in sharptooth. \u201CI won\u2019t!\u201D Chomper replied gleefully. \u201CI\u2019m getting thirsty\u2026\u201D Ali said. Tippy quickly thought of a plan. \u201CShorty, grab a sweet bubble from that tree ahead!\u201D Tippy instructed. \u201CGot it,\u201D Shorty nodded, racing into action. The green longneck soon jumped on a tree bent at an angle and retrieved the sweet bubbles. There was a little trick Tippy knew: Sweet bubbles had this juice inside them, which could potentially quench Ali\u2019s thirst. \u201CAli eat these,\u201D Tippy said as Shorty got back on course. Ali obeyed, and Tippy\u2019s theory was proven right. \u201CThanks Tippy,\u201D she smiled, taking a slight lead over Chomper. Rory saw a log coming up ahead, suspended over a small pond. \u201COver the log Chomper! It\u2019s a shortcut!\u201D \u201CThanks Rory,\u201D Chomper said, being able to climb on the log easier than a 4-footer could. But Chomper\u2019s team knew they had a problem: They knew Chomper couldn\u2019t run as naturally fast as Ali. CC Rita: I needed to think of a plan. BACK AT THE GRANDSTANDS\u2026.. Littlefoot didn\u2019t want to wait any longer. He felt he had to tell Ali as soon as he could. And he decided to make that \u201CSoon\u201D even sooner. He stepped out of the grandstands, and began to walk off. \u201CWhere are you going?\u201D Tera asked, seeing him slip away. \u201COh, just somewhere I gotta go,\u201D he replied, beginning to run. A few moments later, they saw the TDV time machine act up again. Emerging from it were Noah, Bridgette, Cody, Izzy, Gwen, Tyler, and Duncan, all of whom guest starred earlier in the season. \u201CHey guys, what are you doing back?\u201D asked Ruby. \u201CChris invited us back to watch the final episode up close and personal,\u201D Cody explained. Nod noticed Izzy was eating some meat on a stick. \u201CEw\u2026whoever you are (Nod didn\u2019t get as far as Izzy\u2019s appearance), where did you get that?\u201D he asked grossed out. \u201CYeah, I totally broke into the meat-eater\u2019s food fridge and stole something, I got hungry,\u201D Izzy explained in her crazy way. The dinos looked disgusted. BACK ON THE RACE\u2026\u2026\u2026.. Ali, Chomper, and their support teams had reached the halfway point. \u201CI don\u2019t know\u2026.if I can go on\u2026.much longer,\u201D Chomper panted, he was slowing down. \u201CDon\u2019t give up yet,\u201D Rita encouraged, but she knew Chomper wouldn\u2019t win unless they thought of a plan, and fast. But then she noticed Rory had one of his claws clenched. \u201CWhat are you holding Rory?\u201D she asked. \u201COh, just that key I won awhile ago,\u201D the orange fast biter replied. \u201CYou mean the one to the meat fridge?\u201D Rita asked. \u201CYeah.\u201D Then it hit Rita. \u201CCome on, follow me!\u201D she told Rory. Meanwhile, Ali and her team was crossing a log. \u201CBe careful not to fall off guys,\u201D she advised. \u201CWe know,\u201D Shorty replied, unconcerned. But just then\u2026the log began rolling. \u201CAGH!\u201D Myra, Tippy, and Shorty called as they slipped off into the river below. Ali and Rhett managed to hang on. CC Ali: This whole show was nothing but a series of close calls! It\u2019s ridiculous! \u201CTippy, Shorty, and Myra are ok,\u201D Tippy called from the river. \u201CAli should keep going.\u201D Ali looked relieved her friends were alright, but she knew Tippy was right. \u201COk, I\u2019ll see you guys at the finish line,\u2019 she called to them. \u201CWe hope you win,\u201D Myra said. BACK AT THE GRANDSTANDS\u2026\u2026.. \u201CWhat are you guys doing here?\u201D Guido asked Rory and Rita as they suddenly arrived back at the TDV set. \u201CI thought you were going to help Chomper win.\u201D \u201COh we are\u2026\u201D Rita smirked, the rex and fast biter quickly ran into the Sharptooth Food Fridge. Guido wondered what they were doing. However, he cared more about the fact Tera had left him alone, and stopped being uber mad at him\u2026for now. CC Guido: Tera, I\u2019m sorry, ok?! Rita and Rory suddenly emerged carrying various dead dinos. \u201CThey placed them right behind the finish line. \u201CWhat are those for?\u201D Tricia asked, confused. \u201CFor this,\u201D Rory smirked, holding a megaphone he found in the Craft Services Tent. \u201CHey Chomper! Use your sniffer!\u201D Rory called, his voice amplified. ON THE RACE\u2026.. Chomper heard Rory\u2019s voice. \u201CMy sniffer?\u201D he thought to himself confused. But he listened to Rory and soon, the smell of various meats entered his nostrils! \u201CFood\u2026\u201D he said happily to himself, and suddenly he began speeding up greatly! CC Chomper: A good meat can make me run faster than I usually can. Meanwhile, just ahead, Ali neared the finish line. It was only about a quarter mile away. \u201CYou\u2019re almost there Ali!\u201D cheered on Rhett. Ali looked happy. She was sure she was going to win, when she heard a familiar voice. \u201CALI!\u201D Littlefoot\u2019s voice called. Littlefoot appeared out of nowhere, running onto the race course. \u201CLittlefoot?!\u201D she said surprised, she thought he wasn\u2019t allowed to assist her. \u201CSorry Ali, but I have to tell you this now!\u201D Littlefoot panted. \u201CI love you!\u201D Ali stopped running and stared. She suspected it for quiet a while now, but now it had been confirmed. All anger she had towards him from episode 13 was gone. Rhett meanwhile, looked defeated. He knew Ali liked him less than Littlefoot. \u201CAnd I\u2026and I\u2026love you too,\u201D she said, coming to her senses. \u201CNo\u2026\u201D Rhett said sadly as his fellow longnecks began kissing. But then he realized something. \u201CAli?\u201D he asked, trying to get her attention. She didn\u2019t respond. \u201CUm, Ali\u2026\u201D he said again. Still no reply. \u201CYou\u2019ve been standing still, and\u2026\u2026Chomper just took the lead\u2026.\u201D Ali\u2019s eyes shot open. \u201COh crap!\u201D she yelled. Littlefoot felt embarrassed. CC Littlefoot: Oh! I felt so stupid\u2026first I was tricked by Cera and hurt Ali\u2019s feelings, now I cost Ali the game?! Ali tried to run as fast as she could, but her efforts were in vain. Rita and Rory\u2019s little \u201Cvictory dinner\u201D plan had worked. Chomper charged forward, and in a few moments\u2026he crossed the finish line! \u201CYAY!!!!\u201D Cheered Rita, running up and hugging her boyfriend. \u201CI won?\u201D Chomper smiled. \u201CYeah!\u201D Ali, Littlefoot, and Rhett looked at the finish line while the players who were rooting for Chomper carried him off in victory. \u201CAre you sad you lost?\u201D Littlefoot asked embarrassed. \u201CEh, not really,\u201D Ali replied, smiling a little. \u201CI\u2019m just glad this is all over.\u201D \u201CYeah,\u201D Rhett and Littlefoot laughed. THE AWARD CEREMONY\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 The final bonfire had been lit, but this time, it wasn\u2019t an elimination ceremony. Chris called for Ali, Cera, Chomper, Shorty, and Tippy to come up to collect their prizes. (As they were the Final Five.) Lots of the dinos parents were invited to attend, as well as the TDI campers who had guest-starred. \u201CI knew it, carnivores always win,\u201D Duncan smirked to the other humans. All 5 of the Final 5 were given medals, Chomper the biggest one of all. Ai, as the runner up, was given a one-cold time\u2019s supply of her favorite treestars. \u201CAnd Cera,\u201D Chris said, \u201CYou won back the respect of your friends and learned you lesson dudette.\u201D FOOTAGE STOP. Chris came out in front of the camera. \u201CThere? Does that satisfy all you dinosaurs back home complaining that the kids don\u2019t learn anything from this show?!\u201D FOOTAGE RESUME. And finally, last but certainly not least, Chomper was given his prize: The Stone of Cold Fire. \u201CWow\u2026\u201D he said amazed. Dein and Terri just looked proudly at their son. \u201CSo what you gonna wish for?\u201D Chef asked annoyed. \u201CThe producers say we can\u2019t leave yet until the winner makes his or her wishes,\u201D Chris explained. Chomper thought about that. \u201CI don\u2019t know yet\u2026\u201D he admitted. Chris and Chef smacked their faces. However, some of the losers had a \u201Clittle idea\u201D for Chomper\u2019s first wish. In addition to Cera, they also had negative feelings towards Chris. Cera nearly lost her friends because of this game, Nod got mauled because of this game, Petrie nearly got eaten, Ruby nearly got forever stuck with a bad smell on her, Tera had gone psycho towards Guido because of this game, and Littlefoot nearly lost the girl longneck of his dreams because of this game. They weren\u2019t going to let Chris and Chef off that easily\u2026. Shorty walked up to Chomper and whispered a suggestion into his ear. \u201CHow about\u2026\u201D he began, Chris and Chef trying to listen, but they couldn\u2019t hear. Chomper suddenly began to smirk in a little evil way, but his fellow dinosaurs encouraged it. \u201CI know what I want my first wish to be,\u201D Chomper grinned. \u201CWhat is it dude?\u201D Chris asked. \u201CI wish the contract that prevents sharpteeth from any of us\u2026.doesn\u2019t apply to you and Chef.\u201D \u201COk, fine by\u2026WHA?!\u201D Chris went. Soon, the aforementioned contracts\u2019 text began to change by themselves. \u201CCurse the magically altered fine print,\u201D Chris grumbled. \u201CMom, dad, Uncle Red Claw\u2026.do what you want,\u201D Chomper smirked. Dein, Red Claw, and Terri licked their lips. \u201CTime to go\u2026\u201D Chef said silently, and he and Chris began running away, full-grown sharpteeth in persuit. All of the dinos and other humans only laughed. \u201CThat was\u2026that was just gold,\u201D Gwen said. \u201CI\u2019ve wanted to see something like that all season\u201D Cera agreed. CC Cera: It may be hard to believe, but I think I enjoyed it here. I\u2019ve got my friends back, and this lousy game is finally over! LATER THAT DAY\u2026\u2026\u2026 Before Gwen, Duncan, Tyler, Cody, Noah, Izzy, and Bridgette returned to the future, the dinos were holding an \u201CEnd-of-Season\u201D celebration in the main part of the Great Valley. Littlefoot and Ali were playing together, as was Chomper (Who decided to save his second wish for an emergency) and Rita, Rory and Myra, Petrie and Tera, and Guido and Tippy. Rhett sighed, knowing Ali would never fall in love with him now. \u201CDon\u2019t worry Rhett,\u201D Cera said, \u201CI\u2019m sure someday you\u2019ll find another girl longneck who will like you,\u201D she said. Rhett was surprised to hear these words from Cera. \u201CThanks\u2026.that was nice,\u201D he smiled. But for the humans, something was bothering them, primarily Gwen. \u201CWhat\u2019s wrong Gwen?\u201D asked Cody. \u201CWasn\u2019t there some dumb Ashton Kutcher movie about how simple actions can have a catastrophic effect?\u201D she said. \u201CWhat if Chris altered the future because of all of this?\u201D \u201CRelax, I\u2019m sure this won\u2019t make a difference, since eventually that comet will arrive\u2026\u201D Cody started to say, when Duncan came up. He had left earlier in the time machine, but he soon came back. \u201CI don\u2019t know about that\u2026\u201D (PLOT TWIST TIME!!!) Remember that interference with the TDV satellite earlier in the episode? Yeah, that was caused by the comet meant to wipe out the dinosaurs. However, since the satellite knocked the comet out of orbit, dinosaurs never went extinct\u2026\u2026. 2009\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 \u201CThis is all Chris\u2019 fault,\u201D complained Heather, looking at a new world, in a new body. Since dinos never went extinct, they became the dominant species, and nowadays all the dinos gained human technology, and all the people who were once humans (Except for Chris, Chef, and the 7 guest stars) were now more anthropomorphic dinos. \u201CAnd can I even get a tan with his velociraptor body?!\u201D complained Justin. 65 MILLION BC\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.. \u201CMe did not see that coming\u2026\u201D Petrie said, hearing Duncan\u2019s story. Gwen, despite being a goth, started to smile. \u201CHey, if it means Chris is outta our hair, I\u2019ll live with an alternate future!\u201D she laughed. THE END...... NOT!!!!!!"@en . . . . "Race from the hill to the stands"@en . . . . "Final Finale Of Fun Ferocity"@en . . . "22"^^ . . . . 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