"Teddy Weddy"@en . . . . . . . "Teddy Weddy (story)"@en . . . . "Teddy Weddy follows the main characters' search for a cute talking animal, and introduces Teddy Weddy as the next candidate. Teddy Weddy, however, is a large, violent bear (with a pink bow). Torg interviews the bear, and three times in a row Teddy Weddy snarls and asks \"Do I get the @%$#*ing job or what?\""@en . . "Teddy Weddy follows the main characters' search for a cute talking animal, and introduces Teddy Weddy as the next candidate. Teddy Weddy, however, is a large, violent bear (with a pink bow). Torg interviews the bear, and three times in a row Teddy Weddy snarls and asks \"Do I get the @%$#*ing job or what?\" Torg hires Teddy Weddy, and Riff tells the bear to get rid of the old guy, referring to Bun-bun. Before the two fight, the representative from PETA returns, this time defending Teddy Weddy. Teddy Weddy eats the representative. Bun-bun emerges victorious by partially skinning the bear to make a small rug."@en . . .