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Fifteen used to be one of Abergard's subjects in the Angren Free Company, and it's from those days he has his nickname. He joined Renfri's band, probably at the same time as Nohorn. Todd: Now I do read some of the music blogs, and among the music blogs, "Fifteen" is, by far, one of the most overrated songs I've ever seen. They love this song, I hate "Fifteen" by Taylor Swift. But you know what? Whenever I watch this video, I am not thinking about Taylor Swift. So you wanna know a deep secret? And if you haven't seen the video before, mute this intro, watch the video, then watch the intro 'cause I got a deep secret about it. Now the big thing about doing this was the big monologue I had about...this breakup I say I had and then it turns out I didn't have. But, like, I rehearsed that over and over again 'cause I wanted to get it right. I wanted it in one take, and I wanted it to sound as sincere as possible to set up the joke. And part of the reason it does sound so sin Fifteen (also known as Hillside) is a Canadian-American teen drama that aired on YTV in Canada from 1991 to 1993. Created and produced by John T. Binkley, the series was Nickelodeon's only teenage soap opera. For some reason, it made more sense to just answer the questions, rather than have characters interact. It's probably a sign of my mind becoming more diseased. XD don't worry, this is the only time I've done that. "Fifteen" is the first episode in the fifteenth season of Arthur. It is a two-part episode. Technically, this song is sung by an eighteen year old Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano, who are remembering their freshman year, reminding themselves friendship is the most important thing. I also made this because I happen to love this song, and I could imagine Candace and Stacy singing it. ^_~

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Fifteen used to be one of Abergard's subjects in the Angren Free Company, and it's from those days he has his nickname. He joined Renfri's band, probably at the same time as Nohorn. Fifteen (also known as Hillside) is a Canadian-American teen drama that aired on YTV in Canada from 1991 to 1993. Created and produced by John T. Binkley, the series was Nickelodeon's only teenage soap opera. The series was first conceived as Fifteen in an improvised form for The Disney Channel, where a 13-episode pilot series was produced and tested in the US. After Disney decided not to proceed with the project, Nickelodeon and Canadian partners joined Binkley in producing the series which was known in its first and second seasons as Hillside in Canada, and throughout the 65-episode run as Fifteen in the U.S. The show was subsequently syndicated around the world, with runs in Germany, the Children's Channel in Europe, and Israel, among others. For some reason, it made more sense to just answer the questions, rather than have characters interact. It's probably a sign of my mind becoming more diseased. XD don't worry, this is the only time I've done that. 1. Lilah2. Vivaca3. Vioda4. Caleb5. Taitousuu6. Eleni7. Kalio8. Diraxi9. Eboni10. Eluin11. Karthik12. Cole13. Alexandra14. Vynosa15. Khadu1. Would you rather go on a date 5 or 12?Wow… tough choice…. I think I’d have to go with Cole… Taitousuu might be too much of a wild card for me… XD2. A man wearing a thong and boxers on his head comes up to 8 and demands their money. Their reaction? Laugh madly, rob them back and possibly hit on them? (if he’s hot)3. 6 comes home and finds that 2 has broken into their house and is stealing their possessions. What happens? Eleni: why are you stealing our stuff?Vivaca: good question…. *puts it back*4. Would 13 ever have sex with 9?Nope… they’re the two who one, would never meet, and two are like, the least likely to have female relations.5. What would 5 and 10’s lovechild look like?… I have nooooo idea. I get the feeling it would be silly and love ramen though. And water. 6. What would 7 never ever admit to the world?I’m not sure yet… something dark I’m sure.7. Do you think that 1 is sexy/cute?Yes, in a depressed, vulnerable sort of way.8. Is 9 or 14 more likely to commit murder?Eboni. 9. What is the last thing that 15 would ever wear?If karthik told him to, he would wear anything. It’s just not worth the punishment to argue.10. Why would 15 hate 7?Favored servant/minion.11. Is 4 a virgin?Heh, no. that question /would/ be for one of the few that aren’t.12. What would 2 get 3 for their birthday?Probably a picture of herself in a frame… XD 13. Does 9 go to church?There’s not really a church system… and no, she doesn’t. 14. 12 and 1 go scuba diving. What happens?Nothing good. I dunno… I guess it depends what karthik’s orders are.15. Would 6 survive a zombie apocalypse?nope16. Who’s taller, 4 or 14?Caleb, seeing as how Vynosa’s five17. 5 and 8 get in a fight. Who surrenders first?Diraxi. Taitousuu may be goofy and silly, but if he actually gets serious enough to fight diraxi, there really isn’t much that would get him to stop. 18. Does 13 trust 3 enough to drive with them during a heavy rainstorm in heavy traffic? No, as they don’t /actually/ know each other. Though they really should. Ah well.19. Could 8 ever win a swimsuit competition?Yesm. Wearing a purple speedo, I’d reckon. XD20. What scares 7 more than anything?Hard to say… I wanna say death, but that’s not quite right… I think he lost someone important to him… and that he’s afraid she doesn’t exist anymore? Or he or whatever… right now, he’s a man infused with righteous anger and on a mission (though the bad guy’s side) and so fear’s not a huge part of his focus.21. How long could you stand to be around 10?Forever. He’d be too safe and special to not want to be around him.22. Your old high school enemy comes up to you on the street and punches you in the face. What would 13 do? I dunno… have them arrested? Beat up by the guards? Hard to do much when you’re dead.23. What would 2 say/do when extremely drunk?Make out with eleni if she could. Go figure. XD24. Would 1 ever crossdress?She’d do anything Karthik told her to of course.25. 1, 8, and 14 are playing tug-of-war against 7, 9, and 12. Which side would win?Kalio’s team. He beats everyone. Bet he’d be a close match against Vioda too.26. 11 and 3 are arguing. Who resorts to violence first?IRONIC QUESTION! Brothers fighting… XD umm.. Actually, it’s /really/ hard to say… I know, I know you’re thinking, duh, Karthik… but Vioda’s a special case for Karthik. Getting vioda to turn violent first would torment vioda later and karthik’s all about that… so it depends on who succeeds in getting to the other first. So I dunno.27. Does 9 or 4 have a worse temper?Eboni, as she’s fairly short tempered and Caleb just doesn’t /have/ a temper. 28. Who would you least want to meet in a dark alley, 14, 11, or 6?I know I /should/ be saying karthik, but you know me…. Stupid. So eleni. B/c she’s a bit too sad for me.. I mean, I know she’s got reasons, I just wouldn’t be able to hang around her often.29. If 10 got drafted for the army, would they go for it or dodge the draft?Dodge it. Eluin’s got better things to do. ^^30. What is 15’s worst memory?I dunno. I’m guessing one of his torture sessions, but it might be something before that.31. Why would the government be after 3?Well, he /is/ a criminal. Joined a mercenary group and killed a few people.32. You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?She’s so pretty!! And she knows it too.33. Would 11 ever get cosmetic surgery?Nope! Unless you count turning utterly evil as cosmetic surgery… cuz in that case he did.34. Does 5 love or hate themselves?Totally loves himself. Oh Taitousuu… *giggles35. 13 gets hit on by someone of their own gender? Their reaction?Depends on the social position of the person. If a high position, she would politely decline, otherwise, she’d probably be mean….36. What is 14’s worst habit or addiction?Erm…. Being five, she has far too many… XD37. What kind of movie would 11 go see?The kind with violence and death. Underworld, boondock saints, that sort of thing.38. Does 10 still live with their parents?No, actually. Not sure that he ever knew his parents… I don’t think he did.39. Does 6 dance?She did for a while… nothing fancy or organized, just stuff for fun.40. 3, 5, 12, and 15 are playing poker. Who is the most likely to cheat?All but khadu.41. What would be the main thing standing between 1 and 10’s love?Karthik. ‘nuff said really. Well, there’s eleni too of course, but Karthik more so.42. Is 2 or 4 more mature?hard to say actually…. *giggles* vivaca’s sort of high on herself and caleb’s super naïve, so maybe they cancel each other out….43. Does 1 or 8 have a bigger ego?Diraxi, as lilah doesn’t have one.44. Would 12 rather drive a small, environmentally friendly car, or a huge Hummer with bad gas mileage?Neither, as flying is easier, less expensive and actually about the same speed. Plus, cars don’t exist there.45. Does 6 care about their appearance?Nope. Except possibly how she can use it to keep people away from her.46. 5, 7, and 14 go into a haunted house. What happens? Kalio burns it down. Vynosa and Taitousuu play in the flames and be all pyro while Kalio fails at trying to kill them… good times. ^^47. 13 is walking along and gets pulled aside by a prostitute. Do they accept the offer?Erm. No.48. Does 10 have or want kids?No. eventually, he does, but eleni’s not quite ready for that. XD49. How will 15 probably die?Hard to say whether it’d be lilah or karthik. Both would enjoy it at any rate.50. Why was 6 picked on at school?For being cursed and a loner. She didn’t really understand it though, so it didn’t bother her much. 51. For what would 11 worship 4?IRONIC QUESTION #2! The answer is he wouldn’t of course. The only valuable thing he did was to turn into karthik and personally, he’d rather not have those memories either.52. 3 and 15 are running against each other for president. Who do you vote for? Max!vioda, as khadu is nothing more than an evil minion… meaning that Vioda would do a much better job. ^^53. 1, 8, 12, and 14 gang up on 5. How long does 5 last?Ignoring the severe unlikelihood of the circumstance…. Probably a while… he couldn’t win though, not against Lilah /and/ Diraxi… the betrayal by Cole and Vynosa would probably compel him to actual seriousness, which is why he might last a while… but all combined are too strong for him.54. Who would 11 rather take to the prom, 2 or 9?Karthik would take Vivaca. No, not b/c he prefers her, but it would cause more torment to the one he wants to torment the most.55. Would 7 ever wear a leopard-print miniskirt in public?No. like…. A very serious and dangerous no.56. Who has a more normal weight, 4 or 10?Both have perfectly normal weights.57. Why would 13 be arrested?Ermm…. Maybe consorting with the angalians??? I tend to think they’d forgive her before caleb though. 58. 3, 6, and 11 go to the movies. What happens?IRONIC QUESTION #3! If only b/c they’re the three main char.s… and it’d probably be something like the dark knight or a creepy horror movie where the evil bad guy wins… follow epic battle and Karthik laughing evilly. Can’t tell you who’d win though… (don’t want to ruin the story, eh? ^^)59. 13 is trying to escape from a burning building, but sees 1 trapped in the corner. Would they try and save 1? Probably not. Depends on how much time she has, but essentially, she’s a selfish person.60. 15 and 8 are exploring an abandoned tomb, when 15 suddenly falls through the floor and barely manages to avoid the spike traps. How would 8 save them?I don’t think Diraxi’d care… but maybe I’m wrong. *considers* I’ll let you know when I settle on what his powers are. 61. Would 2 rather marry 6 or 14?Whoaaaaaaa…. Tough question. The obvious choice is Eleni…. Since they were together briefly anyway…. But Vynosa would grow up to be pretty cute too… still, I think Vynosa might annoy Vivaca so she’d end up choosing Eleni.62. Does 10 smoke or drink?No. bad for you and all that.63. The house is about to explode, and 9 can only save 3 or 12. Who do they choose? WHOAAAA! People she actually knows…. It’d be a tough choice but she’d save Vioda. As she loves him and all that.64. Would 11 ever deal drugs?Sure. Why not? 65. Did 15 graduate high school?No high school, sorry.66. 7 tries cooking a new icky looking dish and invites 4, 9, and 13 to dinner. Who eats the dish? Caleb. He’s the only one who would be nice enough to try it. Odds are, he’d probably like it, too. ^^ not that I can picture Kalio ever cooking.67. Would 3 ever pierce their tongue?Erm… /I/ can’t picture it, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t. I would guess no.68. What about 9 annoys 14?Erm… I dunno. Laura, what do you /not/ like about Eboni?69. Does 1 or 5 sleep more?Taitousuu. Karthik likes to limit Lilah’s sleep patterns.70. Who does 15 like most out of 2, 8, and 12? Who do they like the least? Vivaca. As she’s cute and causes him the fewest problems… probably Diraxi the least… I dunno, it just seems that’d be the way it’d go.Back to Original Character Quizzes. "Fifteen" is the first episode in the fifteenth season of Arthur. It is a two-part episode. Todd: Now I do read some of the music blogs, and among the music blogs, "Fifteen" is, by far, one of the most overrated songs I've ever seen. They love this song, I hate "Fifteen" by Taylor Swift. But you know what? Whenever I watch this video, I am not thinking about Taylor Swift. So you wanna know a deep secret? And if you haven't seen the video before, mute this intro, watch the video, then watch the intro 'cause I got a deep secret about it. Now the big thing about doing this was the big monologue I had about...this breakup I say I had and then it turns out I didn't have. But, like, I rehearsed that over and over again 'cause I wanted to get it right. I wanted it in one take, and I wanted it to sound as sincere as possible to set up the joke. And part of the reason it does sound so sincere—and people told me they were completely fooled by it—part of the reason it does sound so sincere is because I rehearsed the hell out of it. The other one? You know the part where I say, "except for the part where none of that ever happened to me"? Most of it happened to me. Like, I was writing about Zack and Kelly's breakup, and I realized most of it, like, mirrors my actual first high school breakup exactly. Like, the only major difference between what I say and what happened to me is that it didn't happen at a dance. Everything else? That's how it went down. And so I am, like, tapping into my deepest, saddest regrets, and I wrote the monologue specifically to ma...to match how I felt at the time and how it happened. So that was me acting. [as the Master Thespian] Actor! So that's what I remember from it. I actually cut parts out of the review so I could fit the entire monologue in there, and I was...I was really proud of how that turned out 'cause I'm not an actor. I'm not. But I was proud that I was able to fool people. So, um...this is "Fifteen" by Taylor Swift. Todd: Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. I just love this girl. Video for "Teardrops On My Guitar" Taylor: Drew looks at me Todd (VO): I love that she writes songs about guys named Drew, instead of Billy, or Bobby, or any of that phony country-music crap. Video for "You Belong With Me" Taylor: She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts Todd (VO): I love that she can't imagine how a guy could ever be interested in a girl who wears icky T-shirts. Video for "Love Story" Taylor: To you, Romeo, I was a scarlet letter Todd (VO): I love that she references Romeo and Juliet and The Scarlet Letter in just the right way that proves that she knows absolutely nothing about either of them. Todd: *laughs* This girl, just... she's adorable! Video for "Fifteen" Taylor: 'Cause when you're fifteen Todd (VO): And now, Taylor Swift wants to tell us what it's like to be fifteen. Yes, from the oh-so-high vantage point of being nineteen, Taylor Swift wants to tell us what it's like to be fifteen. Todd: God bless her adorable little button nose. Taylor: It's your freshman year, and you're gonna be here for the next four years Todd (VO): Uh... I'm gonna be honest... Taylor Swift has lost me already, 'cause, not only am I not fifteen... Todd: ...I am well past the point of caring what fifteen felt like. I mean, here's what you need to know about being fifteen—nothing you do, like, think or care about matters. The end. Todd (VO): Sorry, fifteen-year-olds, it's true, and if you don't believe me, wait 'til you're twenty-five. Wait 'til you're nineteen. Wait 'til you're sixteen. Or, ask Taylor Swift, because that's what the song is about. She's too polite to put it like that, but that's what the song is about. Taylor: Fifteen, somebody tells you they love you, you're going to believe it. [Translation: Fifteen-year-olds sure are stupid!] Taylor: This is right before you know who you're gonna be. [Translation: I mean, REALLY stupid.] Taylor: I didn't know it at fifteen. [Translation: Like, pants-on-backwards stupid.] Todd: As far as messages go, I've certainly heard worse! Still, even so, I'm not so convinced that Taylor Swift knows what she's talking about here. Taylor: Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you Todd: Wishing to get hit on by creepy senior boys? Yeah, I totally did that. Taylor: And then you're on your very first date and he's got a car. Todd: Date with a boy with a car? Yeah, that happened too. Taylor: Sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail and soon enough you're best friends. Todd: Well I mean, that's just part of growing up, sitting next to a redhead named Abigail and suddenly you're best friends. Yeah, I remember all of this happening to me. Except, of course, for the part where none of this ever happened to me. Boy, that second-person pronoun (when "you're" fifteen) is giving me all sorts of problems here. When Taylor Swift says, "when you're fifteen," what she actually means is "when you're fifteen and you're an attractive blonde girl," and I'm not any of those things, so none of this applies to me, certainly not the part about dating or having friends. I wish she'd just cut the crap and say, [previous quote posted, but stamped over] "when Taylor Swift was fifteen," but I realize that would not have fit the meter. Todd (VO): Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I'm not a girl, so maybe this doesn't mean as much to me. But I really do have to feel bad for all those little late-bloomers out there listening to Taylor Swift, expecting to walk into ninth grade and come out of it with a boyfriend. Yeah, sorry Taylor, some of us have to wait a little while longer. Todd: Not me! Not me, of course. Well, I mean, I said, with the, earlier, I know I, but, like, I mean when I turned sixteen, I was like...I was like King Romeo of the high school. I mean, there was... [sighs] Can we move on? Taylor: And when you're fifteen, feelin' like there's nothing to figure out Todd: What is she talking about?! I and everyone I know was a seething hormonal mass of inarticulate confusion at fifteen! I mean, I grant that maybe there are some cocky, confident, self-assured fifteen-year-olds out there, but am I really supposed to believe that ugly-duckling, girl-next-door Taylor Swift was one of them? [Picture of Taylor Swift: "Ugly duckling is her description, not mine"] Todd (VO): Oh, oh, this is important, this is the big emotional part everyone talks about. Taylor: Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind And we both cried Todd: That means sex, right? "Everything she had"? That means sex. Todd (VO): I mean, if it doesn't mean sex, then Abigail just gave this guy all her stuff? Well, then you've done her a real disservice, because it sounds like you mean sex! Todd: And either way, I'm not sure Abigail- who's a real person, by the way [cut from the video of Taylor and Abigail, with 'This is really her' across it] I'm not sure she needs you revealing her most painful secrets! For the record, that's a really degrading way to put that, too. "Gave away everything she had." A woman is more than her body, Taylor! But, but, y'know, that is a sad story. That's...we've all got our sad stories from high school. I remember, I remember my senior year. Would've been my junior year, actually. My junior year, me and my girlfriend, Kelly, we were... we were going out for more than a year at that point, and she'd been acting all weird and distant and stuff. I didn't know what was going on, I knew something was up, but I didn't know what it all meant. I was just a dumb kid, I didn't know. And there was a big dance coming up, I figured that would solve everything, big romantic thing we could do, she always liked going to dances. We'd go to the dance, and things would be all right. But the dance came, and we got all dressed up, we went, and nothing changed. She was still weird. And I couldn't...I said something, I confronted her on it. I didn't know what it meant, and I wanted to know, I wanted to know. And, um... we went outside to talk, and... and she told me that she didn't think she could be my girlfriend any more... [sighs] Cause there was this other guy. He was some college guy she knew from work—I'll be honest, it wasn't a complete surprise. And, um... we talked some more, uh... Crying happened, and we had one last dance, and then we broke up. We broke up at the dance. And it really, really sucked. And as far as high school goes, that was probably the worst thing that ever happened to me. Except for the part where none of that ever happened to me! That happened to Zack Morris on Saved By The Bell. [Clip from Saved By the Bell] Kelly: Zack, I'm so sorry Todd: Okay, now imagine I told you that story, but it's about my friend Zack now. I think we'd all agree that the story loses some of its impact, right, no matter how sad I am about it. And believe me, I was pretty sad about it. The reason why it loses its impact, is because it's easy to be honest and emotional about something that happens to someone else. Todd (VO): By all means, Taylor. Spread more of that hot gossip about Abigail, but what happened to you? Weren't you dating some boy with a car? Taylor: Back then I swore I was going to marry him someday But I realized some bigger dreams of mine. Todd (VO): That's it? That's all you're gonna share? Todd: What happened? Why'd you break up? Was he a heroin addict? Did he cheat on you with Carrie Underwood? Was he called back to his home planet? You've just got nothing you wanna say about this, huh? Todd (VO): And yet somehow, I'm supposed to care that Taylor Swift cries for Abigail? Todd: That's too distant! I'm not going to be sad because she's sad that Abigail's sad. And I do know that there are people out there who think that this is the most heartbreaking thing in the world, and you know what, good for them. Good for them. And I'm sure they have their reasons, and I'm sure they wanna share their reasons. You know what? Please don't. I can't do anything with that information. I'm not gonna sit here and be sad 'cause you're sad that Taylor's sad that Abigail's sad. Todd (VO): And let's be serious, that part was always gonna be about Abigail, because Taylor Swift is not gonna write a song where she gives it up at age 15. Todd: Maybe that trampy redhead Abigail does that, but not Taylor Swift! Todd (VO): Taylor Swift lives in this perpetual Norman Rockwell world, where she's always just had her first kiss last week, and she has friends with names like Abigail and Gertrude and Mildred, probably. I will be honest—this is pretty far from the worst song I've heard, but it's not universal, and it's not particularly personal. I mean, it does not hold up. Taylor Swift is nineteen! She hasn't experienced anything that matters! Except maybe this... [Clip of the 2009 VMA Awards- Kanye West interrupting Taylor's acceptance speech] Todd: I actually think that Taylor Swift is a very talented songwriter with a lot of potential, but seriously, wake me up after she's had two divorces, develops a drinking problem and starts making some actual country music. Taylor: Fifteen. Technically, this song is sung by an eighteen year old Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano, who are remembering their freshman year, reminding themselves friendship is the most important thing. I also made this because I happen to love this song, and I could imagine Candace and Stacy singing it. ^_~