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Wizard of Oz (character)

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Oscar Diggs, (aka the Wizard of Oz, Wizard, Oz) is a fictional character invented by L. Frank Baum, author and creator of the Oz legacy. Oscar is first introduced in Baum's first Oz book titled The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, published in 1900. However, despite the book being named after his title of position as the self proclaimed "Wizard", Oscar is not the focal point character. He is not brought into the plot until halfway through the tale when he meets and speaks with the child protagonist and heroine of the novel named Dorothy Gale. It is believed that the Wizard of Oz came to be shortly after Reagan broke his hand on the Berlin Wall, at which point he stumbled across Eastern Europe in a rage, much like that of an injured animal, until he stumbled upon a nuclear waste pile, that is most likely a pile of Ted Danson's shit. Reagan, bewildered by the site of the glowing pile of shit roughly 18 meters in diameter and estimated to be over 300 kuricks in weight, decided that he would eat some of it. After 7-8 handfuls of Ted Danson shit, Reagan furiously flew over to Hollywood and vomited on the first person that he saw, which just so happened to be Clint Eastwood.

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It is believed that the Wizard of Oz came to be shortly after Reagan broke his hand on the Berlin Wall, at which point he stumbled across Eastern Europe in a rage, much like that of an injured animal, until he stumbled upon a nuclear waste pile, that is most likely a pile of Ted Danson's shit. Reagan, bewildered by the site of the glowing pile of shit roughly 18 meters in diameter and estimated to be over 300 kuricks in weight, decided that he would eat some of it. After 7-8 handfuls of Ted Danson shit, Reagan furiously flew over to Hollywood and vomited on the first person that he saw, which just so happened to be Clint Eastwood. While the projectile stream of Danson shit vomit was spewing from the mouth of Ronald Reagan, Eastwood, who was completely outraged at the abrasiveness of Reagan's greeting, charged him in a vomit covered rage and ate him. Whole, alive, and in one bite. Details after this point are a bit sketchy, but conspiracy experts and Micheal Moore agree that Eastwood immediately underwent his mutation into something that looked like a giant, luminescent, John Madden. Clinold Reagwood, or "The Wizard" as his b-ball friends would call him, then flew into the air and took the role of God, his base of operations being the cloud city of Constantinople. Oscar Diggs, (aka the Wizard of Oz, Wizard, Oz) is a fictional character invented by L. Frank Baum, author and creator of the Oz legacy. Oscar is first introduced in Baum's first Oz book titled The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, published in 1900. However, despite the book being named after his title of position as the self proclaimed "Wizard", Oscar is not the focal point character. He is not brought into the plot until halfway through the tale when he meets and speaks with the child protagonist and heroine of the novel named Dorothy Gale.