"Take him to the theatre"@en . "The Regretful Soldier barely looks at the stage. He sighs, he fidgets with coins, he looks at his pocket watch. It's not halfway through the first act when he asks you, \"Do you think we could still get our money back?\""@en . "4"^^ . "From: [[]] \t Something light and amusing. Just the sort of thing to cheer a mournful fellow up. [Find the rest of the story at ] __NOEDITSECTION__"@en . . . "Curtains of faded red velvet"@en . . "Visit your acquaintance, the Regretful Soldier"@en . . "From: [[]] \t Something light and amusing. Just the sort of thing to cheer a mournful fellow up. [Find the rest of the story at ] __NOEDITSECTION__"@en . "6"^^ . "Something light and amusing. Just the sort of thing to cheer a mournful fellow up."@en .