The Ultimate Warrior hails from Parts Unknown, Area 5150 and lives there unto this day. If you don't know where that is, it's roughly 900 miles south of Dudleyville. He was born in the locker room of the local gymnasium, forming from a puddle of dried semen, that contained a smear of fecal matter and midget blood, where he then went straight to the bench and pressed 600 pounds with his cast-iron nipples in fulfillment of ancient prophecies. Three (3) Wise Men came later that day bearing gifts: the first gift was a lifetime wrestling contract with the WWF, the second gift was an unlimited supply of Ahnold's patented Wonder Drug™, and the third gift was an ointment which imparted unto the recipient the power to understand human speech (but not necessarily to articulate it all that well).
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| - The Ultimate Warrior hails from Parts Unknown, Area 5150 and lives there unto this day. If you don't know where that is, it's roughly 900 miles south of Dudleyville. He was born in the locker room of the local gymnasium, forming from a puddle of dried semen, that contained a smear of fecal matter and midget blood, where he then went straight to the bench and pressed 600 pounds with his cast-iron nipples in fulfillment of ancient prophecies. Three (3) Wise Men came later that day bearing gifts: the first gift was a lifetime wrestling contract with the WWF, the second gift was an unlimited supply of Ahnold's patented Wonder Drug™, and the third gift was an ointment which imparted unto the recipient the power to understand human speech (but not necessarily to articulate it all that well).
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| - The Ultimate Warrior hails from Parts Unknown, Area 5150 and lives there unto this day. If you don't know where that is, it's roughly 900 miles south of Dudleyville. He was born in the locker room of the local gymnasium, forming from a puddle of dried semen, that contained a smear of fecal matter and midget blood, where he then went straight to the bench and pressed 600 pounds with his cast-iron nipples in fulfillment of ancient prophecies. Three (3) Wise Men came later that day bearing gifts: the first gift was a lifetime wrestling contract with the WWF, the second gift was an unlimited supply of Ahnold's patented Wonder Drug™, and the third gift was an ointment which imparted unto the recipient the power to understand human speech (but not necessarily to articulate it all that well).
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