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A Beer Volcano is located in Heaven (or the Pasta Bowl). A constant source of great cool beer flows from the volcano. The Underground Freezer of Doom, or Hell, offers a stale beer volcano. In fact there is no hell, Actually, there is a hell it's just that very, very few are deserving of it and there is no torture in hell. but those who are disliked by the FSM are not allowed in the good parts of Heaven and are thusly confined to stale beer and the kind of strippers filled with venereal diseases. This part is sometimes colloquialy called Vegas.

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  • A Beer Volcano is located in Heaven (or the Pasta Bowl). A constant source of great cool beer flows from the volcano. The Underground Freezer of Doom, or Hell, offers a stale beer volcano. In fact there is no hell, Actually, there is a hell it's just that very, very few are deserving of it and there is no torture in hell. but those who are disliked by the FSM are not allowed in the good parts of Heaven and are thusly confined to stale beer and the kind of strippers filled with venereal diseases. This part is sometimes colloquialy called Vegas.
  • A beer volcano is an activity or game in which you put beer in a glass and then add 9 or 10 Alka-Seltzer tablets. The beer starts fizzing and soon overflows. When the room is flooded and you are swimming in a 5 ft deep pool of beer, the activity is over. Unless you wear beer goggles and a Beersuit you will get Beerinyoureyesitis and probably die.
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  • A beer volcano is an activity or game in which you put beer in a glass and then add 9 or 10 Alka-Seltzer tablets. The beer starts fizzing and soon overflows. When the room is flooded and you are swimming in a 5 ft deep pool of beer, the activity is over. Unless you wear beer goggles and a Beersuit you will get Beerinyoureyesitis and probably die. As far as we, and Sophia the Puzzle potato, know, there is no Beerinyoureyesitis hospital. The way to clean the house in order to be able to do this again is to go under-beer and drink it all up. You will float to the bottom and hit your head. You, however, will suffer Toomuchbeeritis.
  • A Beer Volcano is located in Heaven (or the Pasta Bowl). A constant source of great cool beer flows from the volcano. The Underground Freezer of Doom, or Hell, offers a stale beer volcano. In fact there is no hell, Actually, there is a hell it's just that very, very few are deserving of it and there is no torture in hell. but those who are disliked by the FSM are not allowed in the good parts of Heaven and are thusly confined to stale beer and the kind of strippers filled with venereal diseases. This part is sometimes colloquialy called Vegas.
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