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The Drug Dealers/Scumderland Association Football Club (SAFC), known as the "Sex Addicted Drug Dealer Prostitutes" or Mackems, is a incestual viagra coffee club based in Scumderland, in North-East England. There is a massive fence around Sunderland due to too many STD threats all over. It was given its name by the infamous Peter Reid, a.k.a. Monkeyheed, in April 13th 1906 after the annual riot of Seaburn where 400 Mackems faced off against 10 Geordies and managed to survive an impressive 3 minutes against the Geordie hoard.

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  • The Drug Dealers/Scumderland Association Football Club (SAFC), known as the "Sex Addicted Drug Dealer Prostitutes" or Mackems, is a incestual viagra coffee club based in Scumderland, in North-East England. There is a massive fence around Sunderland due to too many STD threats all over. It was given its name by the infamous Peter Reid, a.k.a. Monkeyheed, in April 13th 1906 after the annual riot of Seaburn where 400 Mackems faced off against 10 Geordies and managed to survive an impressive 3 minutes against the Geordie hoard.
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  • The Drug Dealers/Scumderland Association Football Club (SAFC), known as the "Sex Addicted Drug Dealer Prostitutes" or Mackems, is a incestual viagra coffee club based in Scumderland, in North-East England. Scumderland AFC is "supported" by the mythical fans called Mackems, who are all fat bastards and regulars at Greggs and Burger King, yet they are harder to find than the lost city of Atlantis. Bear in mind what a stupid sub-race they are that they have accepted Mackem as the general nickname of all dwellers or supporters of Sunderland, despite that the term was invented as an insult by Geordies, their far more superior neighbours. Thicker than whales' semen they are. The whole of Sunderland is reinforced in a massive dome, just so it doesn't look like a massive whore/crackhouse strip club with an extreme magintude of tacky "neon." There is a massive fence around Sunderland due to too many STD threats all over. It was given its name by the infamous Peter Reid, a.k.a. Monkeyheed, in April 13th 1906 after the annual riot of Seaburn where 400 Mackems faced off against 10 Geordies and managed to survive an impressive 3 minutes against the Geordie hoard. The town changed its name from God's Toilet, (named by God, who is based in London) as the name became no longer relevant due to the fact that God stopped visiting Shiterland because that cesspit of a city could even have knocked off a God. To stop the tide of purity pouring from the great kingdom of Newcastle Upon Tyne, fearing it would improve thier dismal town, the locals erected a 200ft, impregnable and impeneterable wall around the perimeter of the city. Consequently, the Geordies filled it with water... Then knocked it down a week later, because they couldn't go long without needing to laugh at and humiliate the Mackems.
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