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Harry Driscoll had a NASCAR T-shirt in his car trunk which he gave to Jack Bauer to wear. (Trinity)

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  • Harry Driscoll had a NASCAR T-shirt in his car trunk which he gave to Jack Bauer to wear. (Trinity)
  • La NASCAR (National Association of Strong Car Accident. Right!) è la terza condanna a morte americana per eccellenza dopo la sedia elettrica e lo sparticulo. Sebbene molti la considerino uno sport, la NASCAR è più che altro l'evento mediatico più importante di tutto il continente nordamericano. Dopo il Grande fratello, s'intende.
  • A stock car racing association favored by fat, bald, pot-bellied rednecks who married their own sisters.
  • Sesame Street featured a spoof called "Nascount" in Episode 4154. In the sketch, the Count is a race car driver on a pit stop who refuses to rejoin the race until he has counted all forty cars that go by.
  • The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) is a an organizer of car racing events in the United States.
  • NASCAR is a motorsport in which cars loosely resembling what they're named after drive lap after lap after fucking lap around an oval. NASCAR is the second greatest family bloodsport entertainment in the history of the world, after the Roman gladiatorial games. Hillbillies and rednecks often drive a thousand miles just to watch other hillbillies and rednecks drive 500 miles in a circle for three hours, praying for somebody to wreck. The name NASCAR is an acronym based on the Florida state motto: Never Advance Self Comfort; Always Regret.
  • NASCAR is a pinball machine produced by Stern. The European Model is called Grand Prix, not to be confused with Williams' Grand Prix, an EM.
  • NASCAR is a sport where 43 drivers compete in a grueling contest of speed and strength. It was formed by Grues in the year Vin Diesel blowed up Pluto. NASCAR stands for No Afterlifes Soon Comrade After Rolling. Or N00bs Are Sucky Car And Racers. Anything is correct as long as the numbers are correct.
  • Eric hires Butters Stotch to be in his pit crew, and together they manage to steal a stock car and cause a major accident at a NASCAR event. For publicity purposes, as well as to promote his Vagisil product, the owner of the car hires Eric to race for him in an upcoming event. Throughout the episode, true NASCAR fan Kenny McCormick tries to stop Eric from making a mockery of his favorite sport.
  • In Real Racing 3, NASCAR is an event that was introduced in NASCAR Update (v3.6) to coincide with the introduction of NASCAR. The player will race against a maximum number of 42 opponents on ovals like Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Daytona International Speedway, Richmond International Raceway, and short variants of road courses like Suzuka Circuit, Circuit de Catalunya, Silverstone and more. Much like a cup event, NASCAR events may be restricted to certain performance rating requirements. This however, isn't usually the case in earlier tiers of a series.
  • The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) is a family-owned and -operated business venture that sanctions and governs multiple auto racing sports events. It was founded by Bill France, Sr. in 1947–48. As of 2009, the CEO for the company is Brian France, grandson of Bill France, Sr. NASCAR is the largest sanctioning body of stock car racing in the United States. The three largest racing series sanctioned by NASCAR are the Sprint Cup Series, the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World Truck Series. It also oversees NASCAR Local Racing, the Whelen Modified Tour, the Whelen All-American Series, and the NASCAR iRacing.com Series. NASCAR sanctions over 1500 races at over 100 tracks in 39 US states and Canada. NASCAR has presented exhibition races at the Suzuka and Motegi circu
  • The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) is the largest sanctioning body of motorsports in the United States. The three largest racing series sanctioned by NASCAR are the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series, the Xfinity Series and the Camping World Truck Series. It also oversees seven regional series and one local grassroots series. NASCAR sanctions over 1,500 races at over 100 tracks in 38 states, Canada, and Mexico. In 1996, 1997 and 1998 NASCAR also held exhibition races in Japan. Australia held one race in 1988 and Neil Bonnett won.
  • Nascar was the watered down version of pod racing. It consisted of a bunch of idiots going hundreds of kilometers in a circle. That's it. That's, quite literally, all that they did. Darth Vader despised Nascar because he was a player in a management position. Darth Darth Binks was, to nobody's surprise, quite entertained by Nascar. As a result, everytime that Binks went to a planet to view the Nascar races, Darth Vader would make every attempt to blow that planet up while Binks was on it. Unfortunately, Binks always managed to screw up directions and be on the wrong planet most of the time.
  • Henry P. Smellyfut was at a company picnic in the late 20th century when he got tired of having to squeeze equal amounts of ketchup and mustard from two different containers while balancing his two hot dogs on a paper plate along with a Pepsi and a small pile of napkins. It was then that he set out to find a better solution. The result: NASCAR, which stands for Nearly Automatic Simple Condiment Application and Regulator.
  • NASCAR is a "sport" in which 43 drivers run circles around a track. There are 36 races in a season, at 22 tracks. NASCAR is not fun to watch, in fact it is quite boring and repetitive, and most of the drivers are conservative. Those few drivers who can speak understandable English are condemned by the sport, see Tony Stewart. Image:Cheerleading.png This sport-related article is a stub. You can help Liberapedia by expanding it.
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