Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes.
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| - Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes.
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| - Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes. Cynthia Rothrock's career in Hong Kong came to an end after she accidentally castrated Jackie Chan on the set of Operation Deadly Thunder of Gigantic Vulture.
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