The Bush-Dolphin War was fought between between the U.S. Army and the Communist Dolphin Republic of Pacificocean and lasted for approximately 5 ½ days from it's outbreak on 13th of July 2007 until America was conquered by the Dolphin Army, led by General Hammerhead. Despite the fact that the new leader of Pacificoceanland, Barack Obama, is really a dolphin, in a recent survey of the surviving Human Pacificoceanland residents (total 42; current occupation: miners in Colorado Rockies), Obama was given a higher approval rating than Bush.
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