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- Cillit Bang
- Cillit Bang
- Cillit bang
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- thumb|right|TipTop - RatzFatz - >>BANG!<< Noch Fragen? Cillit BANG ist eine Chemiekeule ein Allzweckreiniger aus dem Hause Cillit Bang und gilt als eine der herausragendsten Erfindungen der Menschheit.
- A cleaning fluid that removes anything... even yamama yoghourt.
- Une légende dit que la dame a d'ailleurs oublié le centime dans la solution détergente... Et qu'il a disparu! Ceci a sans doute inspiré Georges Perec pour son roman "Disparition" (il traînait par là en jouant au bilboquet à l'envers).
- Cillit Bang is a popular soft drink sold to children in Europe and Australia (in a form called Easyoff Bam), famous for its teeth-cleaning properties, as well as its abilities to extend one's lifetime by many years. Old age pensioners are often arrested by a policeman for their illegal hoarding of the product and many are awaiting trial for their crimes.
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- Cillit Bang is a popular soft drink sold to children in Europe and Australia (in a form called Easyoff Bam), famous for its teeth-cleaning properties, as well as its abilities to extend one's lifetime by many years. Old age pensioners are often arrested by a policeman for their illegal hoarding of the product and many are awaiting trial for their crimes. The drink was tested by gullible American children who were tricked into thinking the drink was actually a Grime and Lime Cleaner. Surprisingly, the children took a liking to the drink and the product was immediately advertised and sent off to the shops to be sold. It is known as Easy-off Bam in the US, mostly because Americans like more logical names for something that can clean a penny. Dan Golen, Barry Scott’s Identical twin used to host adverts for Easy-off Bam regularly, until he got shoved off the boat by Pythagoras after he couldn’t find the square root of two. He has been replaced by Barry Scott himself.
- thumb|right|TipTop - RatzFatz - >>BANG!<< Noch Fragen? Cillit BANG ist eine Chemiekeule ein Allzweckreiniger aus dem Hause Cillit Bang und gilt als eine der herausragendsten Erfindungen der Menschheit.
- A cleaning fluid that removes anything... even yamama yoghourt.
- Une légende dit que la dame a d'ailleurs oublié le centime dans la solution détergente... Et qu'il a disparu! Ceci a sans doute inspiré Georges Perec pour son roman "Disparition" (il traînait par là en jouant au bilboquet à l'envers).
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