''Sergeant Major Avery Samuel L. "Magic" Johnson', A.K.A. Mr. T., CHUCK NORRIS COUZIN, or Jimi Hendrix's Brother, is the mortal avatar of Morgan Freeman, and is the galaxy's number one badass and player (although Cortana is the number one badass, she kills with her electric sex), serving in the UNSC Marine Corps since he was a fetus. A Lightbulb tried to kill him, but failed as his badassness deflected the beam and it hit the bulb in the face. Johnson is also known as God, and puts the fear of himself into his enemies. He is also referred to as War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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| - ''Sergeant Major Avery Samuel L. "Magic" Johnson', A.K.A. Mr. T., CHUCK NORRIS COUZIN, or Jimi Hendrix's Brother, is the mortal avatar of Morgan Freeman, and is the galaxy's number one badass and player (although Cortana is the number one badass, she kills with her electric sex), serving in the UNSC Marine Corps since he was a fetus. A Lightbulb tried to kill him, but failed as his badassness deflected the beam and it hit the bulb in the face. Johnson is also known as God, and puts the fear of himself into his enemies. He is also referred to as War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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| - ''Sergeant Major Avery Samuel L. "Magic" Johnson', A.K.A. Mr. T., CHUCK NORRIS COUZIN, or Jimi Hendrix's Brother, is the mortal avatar of Morgan Freeman, and is the galaxy's number one badass and player (although Cortana is the number one badass, she kills with her electric sex), serving in the UNSC Marine Corps since he was a fetus. A Lightbulb tried to kill him, but failed as his badassness deflected the beam and it hit the bulb in the face. Johnson is also known as God, and puts the fear of himself into his enemies. He is also referred to as War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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