The Hamm dynasty came into being in July 1999, after Hamm defeated Russell MacLellan in a bloody battle. Hamm ruled with an iron fist and sucked all the money out of the rest of the province, especially Cape Breton. He stole millions of dollars in taxes from the island. Cape Breton stopped paying tribute in 2004 because they recognized John Morgan as their king. This caused a mainland invasion of the tiny island kingdom but the Cape Bretoners, under the leadership of John Morgan and General (Mr.) T., managed to defeat the mainland forces with an overwhelming victory. Mr. T, had used his penis to cut down thousands of mainland soldiers.
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