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| - It is a running gag for the gang to make funny comparisons about things which is something they did in the original show. Drawn Together puts a twist on this by making the characters make dirty and distasteful comparisons about offensive, dark, and overall, non-kid friendly things.
* Allen: That girl is like a kid in a candy store.
* Donald: A kid in a candy store?
* Allen: Cuz she's about to get a salty.
* Donald: Hey, Allen. Isn't it true you like a library on Sunday?
* Allen: A library on Sunday?
* Donald: Yeah! No circulation!
* Allen: Foxxy Love, you like a German porn star's mouth.
* Foxxy: A German porn star's mouth?
* Allen: Cuz you full of shit!
* Donald: Foxxy Love, isn't it true you like a bowling ball?
* Foxxy: A bowling ball?
* Donald: Yeah, you get fingered and thrown down the lane 20 times a night!
* Foxxy: They ought to call you Daddy.
* Allen: Daddy?
* Foxxy: Cuz you missed, terribly.
* Allen: They ought to call you guy who refuses to marry my mama.
* Foxxy: Guy who refuses to marry my mama?
* Allen: Cuz you always just hanging around.
* Allen: They ought to call you Lance Armstrong.
* Foxxy: Cuz I only got one ball left?
* Allen: Wait a minute, isn't Lance Armstrong that guy who hangs upside down from giant magnets?
* Foxxy: They should just call me childhood vaccinations.
* Allen: childhood vaccinations?
* Foxxy: Cuz I've been killing innocent kids.
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