Snuggie is the love you so rightly deserve and the love that has been denied to you. Admit that you watch the Snuggie infocommercial in wonder and with awe. It's a blanket; Snuggie keeps you warm. It has arms; Snuggie lets you do pleasurable things. Need to change the channel? Need to stroke your cat? The Snuggie lets you do these things, and all for the unbelievably low price of just $19.95 for two Snuggies (plus shipping and handling). And look at the people in the commercial. They are happy. And they haven't denied themselves Snuggie, have they?
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