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| - (The music starts with Perry's theme instrumental version) Voiceover (Danny Jacob): Welcome with "The Doofjerker" starring...Ferb Fletcher as Ferb Fletcher (we see Ferb in a James Bond Style); Vanessa Doofenshmirtz as; Baljeet as B; Francis Monogram as M; Carl the Intern as Mr. Karl; Norm as Norman and Dr. Doofenshmirtz as "Doofjerker". (A office) Mr. Karl: Sir, the boss wants to see you (Ferb makes "OK" sign)M: 'Morning Fletcher, do you remember Norman?(Ferb srughs)M: ehem...Maybe you remember that he was an old robot that was turned into a human; and We don't know why, he stopped working with his boss for become an assistant of a rich man, you must discover why...get o'er there pronto!...Monogram out! (Ferb arrives at a lab)Ferb: what do you have for me?B: Namasté, Buddy, I have a lot of new inventions for you, MísterAssistant of B: Nerd, show him the inventionsB: OK, buddy, here I have lots of inventions...You see...it seems a pen but it is...a pen/calculator....and now...(shows Meap's spaceship)... it seems Meap's space-ship...no...but it is...a Space-ship/calculatorAssistant of B: Have you made anything not math-relatedB: NoAssistant of B: Buford is gonna punch youB: Ahh!(Ferb picks up some weapons and gets out; Buford is still punchin' Jeet) (We see Ferb in a plane)Phineas: I know where are we gonna fly today...destiny, please? (Ferb shows him a map) cool...this is gonna be the best travel ever(the plane arrives at a desert)Ferb: Norman, pleaseLawrence: Wahoo, he is here, he is my last incorporationMaid: a secret agent?, he is going downMaid 2: He is cuteMaid 1: Stacy, for you all the boys are cuteMaid 2: I knowMaid 1: better I tell momLawrence: Norman, someone wants to see you (Ferb shows Norman a picture of Doof)Norman: I have no idea of who is that man, I think he went to Las Vegas(Ferb leaves)Norman: (picks a phone): Sir, he suspects of you, I sended him to Las VegasDoofjerker: Cool...u know?..I will defeat me...I mean...him...this is gonna be easy than steal a candy of a British...because...Doof is British no? (We see Las Vegas; in a Casino; Ferb makes a sign of he wants something to drink)Lady V: Hey, cute boy, do you want to expend a good time?Ferb: I'm on a business travelLady V: OK...you know where I'm...(to the waiter) a drink to DoofFerb: Doof...eh?(to Doof)Hello, Doofjerker(Perry as a waiter gives a drink to Doof) Doofjerker: Hey...(Ferb gasps)I doesn't matter....what do you want? (Ferb gasps)...I know...you would like to go to my spa...ok...but first you must win me to a very difficult game...I will put my hand on my back do the same...(Ferb starts sweatin')....How many fingers do I have?...Ferb: 4?Doof: win...See you at my home today...(Ferb goes out; Vanessa gives Doof a ID)...Ferb Fletcher of the OWCA...(Doof laughs). (At a restaurant) M: Good Work, Fletcher, You better go to stop DoofMr. Carl: Sir, why have come to a restaurant to talk to this thing, you know sir? that we had won time If Ferb had make u a phone call?M: ehem...tell that to Povenmire and Marsh, they want to make me appear every 10 minutes...talkin' about Marsh, he has a great voice, people say that I can imitate him very well, what do you think?...ehem...as I was going...Fletcher...get o'er Doof's lair, pronto. The Slacks: Doofjerker Evil IncorporatedDoofjerker: I'm tired of that jingle...throw them to the sharks(Vanessa pulls of a bar; they are throw to the sharks)Doof: cool, swetie, let's call the scientistRoger: I'm...I'm...wor...king...on...itDoof: Professor Roger...how many time I gave you to your work?Roger: I know but I cannot make a machine to make people do...that...Doof: You are the scientist...well..you know...actually I'm but, not in this story, u'know...normally I'm the scientist of the big schemes, the big...backstory...u'know...but now I only have the big...backstoryRoger: but...I...can...not create a thing....that...make people...do that...you are a mad with the dream of make...people...tear...Lawn Gnomes!...it'...s...ImpossibleDoof: I hate hear you talk like that...u'know...throw him tooLady V: as you want, father. (Vanessa throws Roger to a shark-pole)Doof: I love my work (Ferb's plane arrives at D.E.Inc.) Lady V: We see again...FletcherFerb: (gasps)Lady V.: Yes...I work for Doofjerker...what do u think?Ferb: well..actuallyLady V: Shut up...let see what you can do (Vanessa picks a weapon)...what? Fletcher...are you scared?Ferb: I don't fight girls...because I'm Fletcher...(song: changes to Jacob's voice) Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher...Ferb...My name is Ferb, but u can call me 00F...perfect, marvelous, British...is obvious.Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher...I'm Ferb FletcherSpy, secret agent and best lover of all...Lady V: WhateverFerb: tell me you hadn't fell in love with me...Lady V: What?Ferb: works better with people of my ageBoth: Ahhhh!Ferb: I can't hurt you...I love youLady V: ?(Doof appears) Doofjerker: look who is filtring with the enemyLady V: Dad I'm not..Doof: Silence! u know what they say...who kids goes to sleep catch your eyes...no...wasn't like that...take care of ravens and they end peeing..no...I mean...oh...for badness sake...you are gonna die..(pushes a button and traps both) ((aclaration: Doof mixed to idioms: "the one who sleeps with kid wakes up with pee" and "take care of ravens and they will destroy your eyes"))Ferb: you crazy drusselstenienDoof: ah...racist...u hate me because I'm druselstenien(Ferb gasps but is interrupted)Doof: because Drusselsteiniens are people too...wait..is Drusselsteiniens or Drusselsteniens or is just with one "s"...oh..my..evil...how it could be...mm...I don't know...u know?...as I was going...my latest Lawn Gnome is over...and know when I push this button...the people will cry..gnomes...because when I was young back in Gimmelshtump...I was forced to be one...u remember that backstory...Lady V: I remember...bfffDoof: shut up...traitor..Lady V: but...dad...Doof: now...my evil reign start...wait..where is my control remote...(Perry's tune sounds but with a British accent) Fletcher!Doof: what the...(Ferb makes amazing fight movements...destroies the gnome and Doof)Lady V: That was amazing...u see...I never thought I could fell in love with an hero...but..well...for first time I think I love you Ferb...Ferb...Ferb...Linda: Ferb...sweetie...wake up...I'm going out...Phineas: you seemed to having a great dream bro...what was about...?Ferb: secret agents, Perry appeared, normal things (the camera looks at Perry who starts sweating and chattering); in the end credits; the repeat of "Fletcher song".
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