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| - Jobe is a genius level bio-devisor/bio-gadgeteer who's almost as good as he thinks he is (which is a compliment). He's an arrogant sociopath level SOB who has a delusion that he knows how other people function. His only saving grace is that he does keep his agreements - but you'd better be very, very sure that you've got every last detail filled in or he'll fill them in his way. You'd also better be very sure that you keep your side of the agreement, or you may find yourself turning into a slime mold. Jobe is arrogant, abrasive and has a sharp tongue for criticizing other people's accomplishments. The worst part is, leaving aside his manners, his criticism is usually correct. Having been raised as the heir of a supervillain, he is not used to people talking back at him and is utterly unable to perceive his own manners as inappropriate and rude. Many students have urges of squashing him like a bug, but they mostly manage to contain themselves because his revenge is creative and terrifying. He's not all bad, however. His old roommate Oak likes him, and he was very helpful and even borderline altruistic in the Folder case. He has developed a number of things for the betterment of Humanity, such as an effective dysentery vaccine(though the fact that he used convicts as test subjects for his work has not escaped attention), or at least what he thinks is beneficial, such the appalling carcinogenic cattle which he sold to the government of Tikdoshe, who used the rapidly-regenerating tumors as a source of beef for the starving populace. He's had a long-term dream of having a drow for a girlfriend, and he finished the genetic design during the Fall 2006 term (his first term at Whateley). He accidentally injected himself with the serum to turn his intended wife into a Drow early in Winter 2007 term, while he was experimenting with some modified spiders. Over a period of about a month, he turned into his dream girl. The situation is complicated by Belphegor making a clone from a stolen lot of the Drow serum; the clone Belphoebe becomes her roommate in Melville. Faced with both the clone and Jobe's transformation, Headmistress Carson took the steps of declaring Jobe officially female and Belphoebe her daughter, with Belphegor as father. Afterwards, two girls approached Jobe to be transformed into Drow: Bova and Freight Train. In early March 2007, Jobe discovered that Gizmatic no longer publicly acknowledged her as his son, and therefore she lost access to all the money and privileges of being his heir. Eventually, Gizmatic did take her back -- but not as son/daughter/heir; rather, as the fiancée of his successor. She went to Karedonia during Spring Break 2007 to betroth the heir to the throne, and was pretty pissed off by the idea. He is known for having a liking for spiders, which probably played a part in his creation of the Razorspinners.
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